>Applejack and Big Mac walk with you into the strange circus tent. >When you enter, you see a bunch of cripples everywhere. "This is a bit suspicious." >Flim and Flam are there and start talking about their amazing shit. >You yawn as they talk about their magical potion. "Hey AJ, this seems like a scam." >"Ya think so?" "What are you, 4? Of course it is. They tell you a bunch of shit and then expect you to believe it after a well thought out act. Watch this." >They continue to talk until they say, "And we'll prove our tonic's effectiveness before your very eyes!" >You raise your hand. "I volunteer." >Flim chuckles a little bit. >"But nothing seems to be wrong with you, good sir." "I have a problem with swearing." >Everyone looks at you. "Shit." >They all gasp and one mare faints. >Flam starts sweating as you walk up to the stage. >"Uuuuhhh, THE TONIC ONLY WORKS ON PONIES!" >A few awws are heard in the crowd. >Flim hits Flam on the shoulder and shakes his head. >Then he turns to the audience. >"Erm, what he meant the old version only worked on ponies! But this new version works on all kinds of creatures!" >You stand on the stage with your hands on your hips. "Gonna give me the thing already?" >Flim gulps and turns to the audience. >A light gray pony backs out of the tent. "Well?" >Flam levitates you a bottle of the green liquid. >You pop off the cork and chug it down. >Hold it to your side and face the audience. >Move the taste around in your mouth with your tongue a bit. "...Fuck." >Someone from the back shouts out, "Hey, that didn't work at all!" >The rest of them follow after and start shouting insults at Flim and Flam. >Hop off the stage when they begin throwing things at them. >A bit bounces off Flim's face and lands on your shoulder. >Take it off and give it to AJ before leaving. "Here, that'll learn ya about honesty." >Her eyes do some weird rainbow shit and she smiles at you. >Give her the peace sign and walk out.   Granny Smith never swam again.