>You stand in front of the train waiting for the target to be delivered.
>Princess Celestia chose you of all the guards to be the head of this mission, so you're trying your best not to screw things up here.
>She needs to meet with someone and doesn't have the time to stop by and give a warning first.
>So she had some guards go collect who she wanted to speak to.
>A carriage rolls up in front of you and the other two guards.
>A fellow royal guard steps out of the car and leads Mayor Mare out.
>She walks past you and into the train car.
>A second royal guard comes out of the car with two other ponies, one teal, one yellow, and both wearing bags over their heads.
"What is this?"
>"These two were caught spying on our operations. We didn't know if the Princess wanted this meeting private or not, so..."
>You sigh.
"Well, whatever. Get them on the train."
>The two guards push the ponies into the train car.
>You are the last to enter.
>Once you enter, the train begins to move slowly forward.
>After a few seconds of acceleration, the train now moves at a fairly fast speed.
>You look over at the two ponies with bags over their heads sitting on the right.
>The teal one seems to be fidgeting a whole lot while the yellow one is completely still.
"Hey, you. Teal pony."
>She freezes up completely.
"Mind explaining to me exactly what you and your friend here were doing spying on the royal guard?"
>She doesn't respond.
>You walk over and grab the teal one by the neck, pulling her off the seat.
"Guess I'll just have to ask you again in a more convincing way."
>She grunts and whines as you drag her over to the end car's door.
"If you answer me, you get to stay on this train."
>A guard opens it for you and you push her down so her head hangs off the end of the train.
>You shout over the roar of the train wheels rolling along the track.
"WHAT WERE YOU DOING BACK IN TOWN?!"
>You unsheathe your sword and press it up against her neck.
"WHAT THE FUCK WERE YOU SPYING FOR?!"
>She makes no movement whatsoever.
"A lot of loyalty for a timid mare!"
>"Or perhaps she's wondering why somepony would stab a mare..."
>You turn to face the other bagged mare.
>"...before throwing her off a train."
>You release the teal mare who is grabbed immediately by the guard to your right and place your sword back in its sheath.
>A guard closes the door behind you.
"At least you can talk."
>You walk over to the bagged mare.
"Who are you?"
>"It doesn't matter who we are. What matters is our plan."
>You slowly approach the mare and grab the bag over her head.
>In one swift motion, you pull it off.
>It's Fluttershy, a rapist that is supposed to be locked up in jail.
>Somehow she's managed to escape... and now she has some strange thing on her mouth that is changing her voice.
"Fluttershy?!"
>"No one cared who I was till I tried to rape you."
>Fluttershy shifts a little on the seat and you see something poking out from her behind.
"If I take that out, will you die?"
>She turns and you see that it is a huge horsecock dildo.
>"It would be extremely pleasurable."
"You're disgusting."
>"For you."
>She stares blankly forward at you, as if waiting for your next question.
"Was getting caught part of your plan?"
>"Of course."
>A guard walks out of the train car to the one ahead.
>"Mayor Mare was simply our ticket straight to you."
"To me?"
>The train ride becomes a tad bit more bumpy than usual, but you keep your cool.
>Fuck, you have to remain intimidating...
>A few guards start looking out the windows.
>"S-sir Anonymous, we-"
>Ignoring him, you speak to Fluttershy.
"Well congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step of your master plan?"
>She stares blankly forward.
>"Crashing this train."
>The train shakes as multiple things slam into it.
>Fluttershy stands.
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>"With two survivors."
>The windows to the left and right suddenly explode in and magical bolts fly all around, downing three guards in a matter of seconds.
>As you witness the loss of your own men, a hoof slams into your neck.
>You try to grab Fluttershy, but she dodges and bucks you full force in the chest.
>Something at the front of the train suddenly explodes, and the screech of brakes is heard extremely loud.
>Flaming chunks of train go flying past the windows.
>You look up and manage to block Fluttershy's next attack.
>The temperature of the train begins to rise as the entire front half is on fire.
>Fluttershy suddenly wraps her hooves around your neck.
>You grab her and try to pry her off, but she's too tightly wrapped around you.
>She flaps her wings hard enough to get you off the ground and speeds through the back door of the train.
>The two of you go tumbling out of the train and land together on the tracks.
>Fluttershy is now completely off your body, flying above you.
>You look over at the train as it speeds toward the tunnel in the mountain.
"I thought... I thought you said two survivors..."
>She reaches down to her crotch and pushes the horsecock dildo out.
>She flips open the tip of the cock and reveals a red button.
>"I did."
>When she presses it, the ground rumbles.
>You watch in horror as the train enters the mountain and violently explodes, causing the entire mountain to crumble.
>"Now, we can have fun."
>Fluttershy stands on your chest and smiles down at you.
 
>You awake in a cold sweat.
"DON'T RAPE ME!"
>Oh.
>The Dark Knight Rises is playing on the TV.
"Fucking dreams."
>Lay back down and close your eyes.
 
>Hopefully you won't wake up this time.