>Briny day in Equestria
>You are walking to the market to see if you can find some tomatoes
>This bitch Twilight fucking ate all of them
>Fluttershy bumps into you
>It begins
>"Oh hey Anon, fancy meeting you here."
>She winks at you
>Not with her eye
Fluttershy, you see me every day. Get out of here you nasty pony.
>"Is rejecting me your fetish?"
>How can that even...
Fluttershy that doesn't make any sense. If I say yes then you'll bother me, but if I say no then you'll STILL bother me.
>She's giving you a shit eating grin
>This bitch thinks she's so smart huh
>Push her
>Brain I'm not going to do that
>What are you a faggot?
>Hold on what?
>What the fuck did you just call me?
>Fluttershy sees the internal battle on your face and asks with a concerned tone
>"Are you alright Anon?"
>You lose the battle with your brain and push her
>Not really a push, more of a shove
>She crashes into a stand and the entire thing collapses
>Several smashing of glass is heard
>You look over and see a pickle jar shattered around her
>It's a miracle she isn't in any kind of danger from the glass shards around her body
>She stares up at you terrified
>Damn you must have really scared this mare
>When you're about to feel a little remorse, a shadow is casted over you
>You turn around and see
>Picklehead
>"Who did it...who killed Jeremy?"
>You point to Fluttershy and Picklehead walks over to her
>She stares up at him with a look of sheer horror
>Without a word he grabs her mane, pushes her face onto the ground, and shoves a pickle up her ass
>Then his bumpy green dick down her pussy
>As he pumps in and out of her he screams
>"LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE IN A PICKLE NOW BITCH!"
>You stand up and back away
>She wanted to tickle your pickle
>She screams out in pain as you run away
>But it obviously costs more than a nickle