>"We need more rubber bands."
>"Do you think so, Rainbow? What if they break, or we have an accident?"
>"We won't get to the world's biggest if we don't try for the impossible, Coco."
>"O-okay."
>Rainbow goes back downstairs to get more rubber bands for their attempt at the world's largest ball of them.
>Coco waits patiently for her to return.
 
>As you peacefully nap, a force like an explosion sends you flying off your couch.
"WH...WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>Peeking over the couch from the back, you see a huge machine with a giant hoof on the front.
>The door and windows have been smashed to pieces by this giant hoof.
>Oh no.
>"Anoon!"
>Ever since Twilight messed up an experiment with Pinkie, they've merged into one being.
>Two of the girls that want your dick are now together.
>Perfect, right?
>She has Twilight's body, Pinkie's mane, and heterochromia with colors from both of their eyes.
>It's like fusion, but way less significant.
>You jump up onto the couch and stand there so you don't feel so tiny.
"What the fuck do you want, Twinkle?"
>"Do you like my latest invention?"
>She flies out of the top and hovers to the side, pointing her hooves toward it.
>"I call it the Hoofinator!"
>This is all she does anymore.
>She just makes robots to help, impress, or rape you.
>Lots of that last one there.
>"So, whatcha think?"
"I think you need to STOP DOING THIS BULLSHIT EVERY DAY!"
>She makes a fake frown.
>"Aww come on, after all I do for--"
>The giant hoof suddenly starts to move toward you.
"Oh SHIT!"
>Twinkle jumps on top of the machine and hits it with her hoof.
>"Aw shoot. Locked myself out again."
"YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO GET BACK IN?"
>She sticks out her tongue a little while looking happy.
"THIS ISN'T THE TIME!"
>The hoof end of the machine slams into you, revealing that it's made out of thick foam, and pushes you through the wall without much effort.
>Cheap ass Equestria and their thin fucking walls.
>Twinkle rides on the cockpit and tries to get it open as you get pushed down the hill some asshole built your house on.
"Uh, Twinkle?!"
>"Whassup?"
>You can't help but close your eyes when you see the town rapidly approaching.
"We're going into town!"
>The Hoofinator slams into a house, crushing it completely.
>The foam manages to cushion you from the blow of another weak building.
>However, you now seem to have acquired a companion on the foam cushion.
"Howdy Maud."
>She says nothing in response.
>She must have planted herself there.
>"Anonymous."
>The machine plows through stalls and stands at the marketplace.
"Yeah?"
>"Are you and your marefriend destroying the city again?"
"We're not together!"
>Another house is crushed by the machine, and loud snaps are heard along with screams.
>Now Coco, who is completely covered in rubber bands for some reason, and Maud are with you on this foam death machine.
>Maud seems indifferent while Coco is so shocked she can't even breathe.
>Or that could be the rubber bands closing on her neck.
>A loud clanking noise comes from behind you.
"Did you get in, Twinkle?!"
>"Yeah! What the hay is this doin here?"
>She throws a turkey baster out the side of the cockpit.
>"OH HEY! That was jamming the park button!"
"Good! Now slow it down and put it in that!"
>"Heheh. That's really dirty."
"THIS IS NO TIME! STOP THE VEHICLE BEFORE MORE ARE HURT!"
>No word comes from back there for a sec.
>Then the hatch opens again.
>"So um, I don't remember how to do that."
"...YOU FUCKING MADE THIS!"
>She giggles.
>"I know! Isn't it great?"
>Ponies scream as they barely manage to not be gutted in the streets.
"NO! JUST TURN IT OFF!"
>"Alrighty dighty!"
>A loud smash sound is heard and the buzzing of the machine stops.
>Because the wheels are halting to a stop, the vehicle starts to lose control of where it's going.
>It swerves into another section of the marketplace and food comes flying up at all of you.
>You barely manage to miss getting hit by an apple pie, Coco is pelted with eggs, and an ice cream cone lands perfectly onto Maud's hoof.
>Twinkle shouts from behind you.
>"Should be stopping soon now!"
>As she says that, the hoofinator's wheels have had enough and explode off, sending the vehicle sliding on its side, straight toward Carousel Boutique.
>Coco hyperventilates, you grab onto the foam as hard as you can, and Maud casually licks her ice cream cone.
 
>Rarity pours herself a glass of red wine and sips it a little.
>She gags.
>"This is absolutely terrible, but I simply must relax today. I've been working all week to get these dresses finished."
>She looks proudly over at the collection of seven dresses she swiftly created.
>Of course, only the most talented pony in Equestria could have done so while also producing them with such amazing quality.
>You crash right into Carousel Boutique and are thrown off into the main room.
>The impact of landing stuns you momentarily.
>Judging from how your body is constrained right now, you come to the conclusion that you're halfway through a dress made for a pony.
>Also, you're grabbing soft things with your hands.
>One of the soft things suddenly moves away from you.
>"W-what... It's you!"
>Oh no.
>Is that...
>Your eyesight finally comes back and you realize that it is indeed Rarity.
>And you are indeed wearing a dress made for a pony.
>A quick glance around shows Coco covered in eggs and rubber bands while tangled between two dresses and Maud sitting on Rarity's couch while finishing up the ice cream cone.
>Sitting up by putting more pressure on the other soft thing, you bow your head to Rarity.
"I'M SORRY! I didn't mean to--"
>The soft thing shifts a bit and now it's a wet, soft thing.
>You slowly look down to see your hand being consumed by Twinkle's horse pussy.
>She squirms and nods.
>"Yes. Please..."
>Quickly flinging your hand out of there gets your face splashed by the fluids.
>Twinkle arches her back and screams out at the sensation.
>Turning your attention back to the best mare in the room, you try to apologize again.
>You walk toward her while talking and she backs up at your pace.
"Rarity, look, I didn't mean to mess up your dresses or touch--"
>She trips over some piece of the wall and scoots away from you.
>"Don't touch me! I've read of your kind!"
"My kind?"
>"Ohh yes! I know all about you! You're one of those... Those wrap-ists!"
>"Are you, Anonymous?"
>Maud's sudden sign of existence startles you.
>Oh, right.
>She was employed by Mayor Mare to bring justice to those who do wrong.
>You back up.
"No! If anyone is, it's her!"
>You point at Twinkle who moans on the ground.
>Maud holds up the hand you pointed at Twinkle with.
>"What's this?"
>She smells it and narrows her eyes at you.
>"You're not lying to me, are you?"
"That was an accident--"
>"Anonymous."
"...yes?"
>"Do you think anypony will believe you accidentally penetrated a pony who you claim to be not in a relationship with while crossdressing?"
>You back up again, the frill from the dress tickling your legs.
"YOU SAW WHAT HAPPENED!"
>"I did not, I was unconscious."
"..."
>Seeing that you have almost accepted defeat, she leans in.
>"If you have Twinkle do the repairs to the town, we can forget about this incident for now."
>Twinkle pops up next to you.
>"I'm on iiiit, but you owe me."
>She turns and her horn charges up.
>She then flies up and sets off a giant pink lazer blast at the wall that was destroyed.
>You watch in awe as the lazer recreates what was destroyed in town almost instantly.
>She turns around and smiles as bright as she can.
>Confetti shoots up out of her horn.
>"You owe me one sex."
>And thus ends the day you were almost sent to prison, tarnished your crush's reputation of you, and almost fucking died.
>"I can't wait for the next day!"
>Get out of the narration.
>"At least say what happened to Coco!"
>Oh fine. The eggs softened the rubber bands so she didn't die, okay?
>"ALRIGHTY DIGHTY!"