>Just another day in Equestria.
>As you sit on your recliner about to fall asleep, a knock on the door is heard.
>You stand up and walk over after stretching.
>When you open the door you see Fluttershy with a backwards hat on.
"Uhhh... What's up with the hat Shy?"
>"Nigga you dissin on my s-swag?"
"What?"
>"You aint deaf nigga cause you can hear my pussy flappin from three miles away."
>What the fuck?
"Why are y-"
>"Aye shut the fuck up for a second my nigga, I got somethin to say. So I was just walkin down the street mindin my business when all the sudden this nigga Big Mac be whistlin at me. Now I aint some kinda crusty old skank about to bend over and gobble up his meat with my turkey, so I slapped him across the face. He ran away cryin like a bitch."
>You do not know how to respond.
>"What bitch you just gonna stare or you gonna suck my clit already?"
>She turns around and sticks out her ass, presenting to you her winking clit.
"Fluttershy what's happened to you?"
>"The fuck you mean? I've always been like this nigga! Straight up worst flier in Equestria but hardest nigga from the underground ya feel me?"
"I don't... How do I word this?"
>"Just fucking say it pussy ass bitch."
"You're acting ignorant as hell."
>"Shiiit Anon. We need to get you to Twilight to get that head checked mah nigga."
>She grabs hold of your shirt and pulls you out of your house.
>As you are lead by her you see Rarity talking with Spike.
>"Aye Spike. Is yo little ass dick spiked too?"
>"You bet your drenched ass pussy lips it is."
>She giggles.
>"I wouldn't even fuck you."
>She looks away and then back at him.
>"Alright maybe I'd fuck you once."
>SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?!
>Rainbow swoops down and walks beside you.
>"Sup Anonybitch. Sup Fluttercunt."
>"Whatchu want ya faggot?"
>"Dayum girl just tryna check up on a cunt! But if you don't want me here then I'll split."
>Fluttershy nods at her.
>"Yeah you best be gettin that crusted cooch the fuck outta my face."
>"Whatever bitch eat my rainbows."
>She flies away.
>This is actually scary.
>What is Twilight gonna be like?
>As if on cue, you look forward to see Twilight's Library.
>The door swings open and tons of smoke comes out.
>Your first thought would be that her tree was on fire.
>But then she stumbles out with bloodshot eyes and a goofy smile on her face.
>"Whassup mah nigga Shy?"
>Oh jesus fuck no.
>"Nothin much bitch, take a look at Anon though. His head aint workin right or some shit."
>Twilight grabs you by the face with her magic and pulls you a little too close to her own face.
>"Nah Shy I don't see nothin wrong with him."
>Finally something good to come from this da-
>"Except that he aint FUUUCKED up!"
>Flutters puts a hoof in the air, "Woo! Party at mah nigga Twilight's tree!"
>Tons of ponies swarm to the tree and push you inside.
>Within minutes the entire tree is full and now you are being handed a blunt by Twilight.
"N-No thank you."
>You try to move but she pushes you against a wall with her magic, making you hit your head on a shelf.
>"Get smacked the fuck up or get cracked the fuck up, your choice."
>She brings the blunt up to your mouth with her magic and you suck in.
>Blow it right back out on her face.
>She drops you and groans as she rubs her eyes.
>"Damn nigga you bout to make me go blind n shit fuck you!"
>You manage to make it past the ponies twerking and grinding on each other and outside before you're tackled.
>Turn over and see Pinkie Pie there on you.
"Pinkie! Please tell me you're okay!"
>"I aint okay unless you okay. Now lets get you okay baby."
>She bends down and pushes her lips onto yours.
>You push back and she comes off of your lips.
>"I want you to pound my pussy like the game for little kids. I want you to bop it twist it pull it bitch. I want you to hulk smash my meatlocker with your rooster."
>She tries to pull off your pants and you knee her in the stomach, making her roll over in pain.
>"Fuck you nigga! Probably gonna give me some fuckin ulcers or some shit ughh..."
>All you do is shake your head before leaving the scene.
>This is fucking insane.
>How did this even happen?
>Before you can think about it any longer, a rope trips you.
>You turn to see Applejack with her hat sideways.
>"Shit Anon Ah thought you was one of them niggas tryna steal mah apples. But ayye ayye..."
>She comes a little closer.
>"You wanna buy somethin?"
>She wheels a cart forward and it's filled with every drug you've ever seen before plus more.
"No!"
>You start running home.
>Applejack screams can be heard in the distance, "Ah aint no stupid ass with them used needles and shit, come buy some!"
>Rainbow flies down beside you as you are running.
>"Yo shit you be runnin so fast your feet blurrin like sonic the fuckin hedgehog nigga!"
>You don't respond to her and continue running.
>"Oh I see. The silent treatment is what a nigga deserve for bein so nice to a bitch. Fine then! Fuck you and your bigass forehead faggot!"
>She flies off into the darkening sky.
>Finally you make it home and lock the door once you're inside.
>The sun just goes over the side of the mountain and the moon comes up.
>Holy shit was that crazy.
>You grab your head as you walk up the stairs.
>Then you go into your room and lay in your bed.
>As you lay there you think aloud.
"What the fuck was up with that?"
>"I don't know mah nigga but now that we alone we can rut and I'll be spittin out babies like a bunny."
>You turn your head and see Fluttershy there.
>She plants a kiss on your lips and delves her tongue deep into your throat.
>As quick as you can, you kick her off of you.
>She hits the nightstand with her head and is knocked unconscious.
>Fuck.
>This crazy ass planet.
>You climb back in bed and then a groan is heard.
>"Shit nigga my head hurt more than that one time I drank all that apple cider for real son..."
>Before she gets up, you knock the lamp down on her.
>A shatter noise is heard and then nothing.
>Finally you can get some sleep without being bothered by
>Fucking Niggashy.