>Day fighting in Equestria
>You wake up in the morning
>You go to the bathroom and splash some water in your face to truly wake yourself up
Ahh...that's better.
>After doin your routine in the bathroom, you head downstairs for some eggs and oj
>While chewing on your eggs there is a knock on the door
>You walk over and open the door
>It's surprisingly not Fluttershy this time
>It's Twilight
>And she looks worried
>"Okay I don't have much time to explain this so shut your mouth."
>You lean against the door frame
>"Fluttershy...we didn't believe you before when you said she was crazy for you."
>You nod
>"Sorry for that...anyways, she convinced Discord to rip open a hole in universes so she could meet another version of you, hopefully one that loves her back."
Shit...
>"But he got a little carried away and turned it into a sort of game and kidnapped Fluttershy so you would come..."
I don't like how this is sounding...
>"Shut up! Okay its a fighting tournament between you and other Anons."
What makes you think I want to save her?
>"Because Celestia will have your head if you leave that tournament without our sixth element of harmony."
Oh...why can't you help?
>"Discord's rules. Only the Anon's can compete. They can however use companions, and you have me."
Son of a bitch...okay let me get ready.
>You walk back upstairs and put your brass knuckles and an exact replica of Ash Ketchum's hat on
>Basically the only two things that came with you when you were sent to this strange horse land
>You walk back downstairs
Lets do this.
>Twilight teleports you both to Ponyville town square
>There is a giant circular portal in the middle of it
>You can see right into it
>There is a floating island with a coliseum in the middle of it
That looks inviting.
>"Shut up...let's go."
>You walk through with Twilight
>You see tons of green and yellow flash around you before landing in a big red room
>You walk to a door on your left and open it
>Your jaw drops
>Tons of other Anons are sitting around
>Some have other ponies with them
>You are the only one with Twilight
>One of them you think is gay because he's wearing tights that say CP on them
>Probably means Cum Purse
>You smile to yourself and sit down next to a questionable Anon
>You turn towards him
Uh...why are you wearing girls clothing?
>"I am a girl."
>Rainbow pops out from behind him-her or whatever
>"YEAH so step OFF."
>You put your hands up in defense
Sorry.
>You turn to your other side and see another strange Anon
>But not strange in that other way
>He's snuggling with a lung
>Better not ask
>A more normal looking Anon without a shirt on comes up to you
>"Hey. Do you know what we're supposed to be doing here?"
I think it was some kind of uh...fighting tournament.
>"Oh...sucks for you guys then."
>He goes back to his seat
>You look down to Twi who is almost hiding behind your legs
What an asshole right?
>She nods
>The rest of the Anon's (that you can see) appear to be normal
>The only one that stands out is the one with Rainbow next to him dribbling a basketball with her wings
Hmmm...
>He's holding a picture of something close to his chest
>A voice calls out from the sky
>"Hello Anons! You will be participating in a fighting tournament for your freedom, what you're here for, and an extra prize of your choice!"
>It's Discord
>"The Mortal Koombat tournament will begin as soon as the last fighter arrives."
Mortal Koombat? What?
>The door swings open and another Anon walks in
>He has a...robot Twilight with him
>You nudge Twilight
Look at that! It's you but...as a robot!
>"Shut up..."
>Discord speaks
>"Alright now that all of the Koombatants have arrived, please make your way through to the yellow room out of the double doors."
>A line of Anons forms walking through the door
>Twilight holds your hand with her hooves
>You scoop her up
Relax, I got this.
>She sighs as you stand in the yellow room
>Discord speaks
>"Each one of you is to take a ball from the basket. The ball will have a number on it. You will face the person with the number next to yours."
>Twilight whines a little
Shut up.
>"So it would be like: if you get 1 then you will battle 2. If you get 3 then you will battle 4. Understand monkeys?"
>SomeAnon calls out: "Fuck you!"
>You turn and see two others holding him back
>One talks
>"Just relax and maybe we can get some ice cream later...that sounds nice right?"
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT!"
>He lets go and the enraged one just sits down fuming
>The third Anon sits next to him and puts an arm around him cheering him up
>He looks up at you
>"It's not gay if it's me."
Okay then...
>You tune back in to Discord
>"So make a line, and pick a ball."
>You all do so and sit around the room in chairs
>Your number is 9
>"Okay will the Anon's with the numbers 1 and 2 please stand up?"
>The shirtless Anon and the Anon with the robot Twilight stand
>Then the room fades away and you are all sitting in the coliseum front row seats while those two stand in the center
>Discord comes back on
>"You have as much time as need be. But if I see you working together, I will kill both of you. Also another thing..."
>You hear papers shuffling in the sky
>"Ah here it is! All fighting conditions that would benefit any Anon have been enabled, and you must kill your opponent. Bonus points for creativity!"
>Twilight gulps and hugs your chest as you stare into the battlefield
>"Let's get this show on the road!"
>Suddenly it becomes night time in the arena
>A big moon casts it's glow on it
>You watch as the Anon with no shirt on stares up at it
>Then he falls to his knees
Woah woah is it over already?
>Twilight lets go of your chest and looks out
>The Anon's hands and feet grow beefy and furry
Oh shit.
>Then the rest of his body
>He stands upright as a werewolf thing and howls at the moon
>"FIGHT!"
>The other Anon tells his Twilight robot something and she charges at him
>WereAnon jumps at Twibot and she disappears
>Then you see a purple flash in the air on the other side of the arena
>It's Twibot and she's charging something up
>You can tell because she's floating there and it looks like the air around her is spinning
>There is a loud pang noise and you watch as a giant purple lazer fires at WereAnon
>WereAnon runs over and grabs the other Anon and uses him as a shield
>Twibot calls out as the Anon struggles in WereAnon's hold
>"NO-MASTER!"
>She flies down at an incredible speed and jumps in front of the blast
>There is a bright purple flash and when the smoke clears you see nothing but Twibot's head
Oh no...
>Twilight is tearing up on your lap
>WereAnon lets go of him and backs up a bit inspecting the scene
>He kneels down to her with tears in his eyes
>"Master...Will-I-Dream?"
>"Yes Twibright...yes you will."
>The lights in her eyes fade
>He stands up and faces WereAnon
>He looks furious
>WereAnon bounds over to him
>He punches WereAnon in the face, making him back up a bit
>WereAnon slashes out at him but misses
>They stare at each other for a second
>Then Anon steps forward to punch him in the gut
>WereAnon thrusts his claws into Anon's midsection
>Everything is quiet as you watch blood run down WereAnon's claws
>Then he hoists him up and slams him into the ground hard
>He removes his claws and licks them
>A deep voice calls out from nowhere
>"FINISH HIM!"
>The wereAnon freak grabs his head, rips it off, slashes his chest open, and stuffs the head inside
>Fountains of blood spew from that Anon
Oh my god...
>"We're gonna die aren't we?"
>You look down at Twilight
Let's hope he gets beat by chance later...
>The world fades away again and you are back in the yellow room
>"Congratulations! Please walk through the door on your right."
>He does so and then the room flashes green
>"Okay! Next up, 3 versus 4!"
>They stand up and face each other
>One has a sort of cape on and the other has white hair
What?
>The world fades away and you are back in the coliseum
>"You all heard the rules last time!"
>"FIGHT!"
>They rush at each other and begin exchanging blows in the center
>The caped Anon jumps up and brings an elbow down on the white haired Anon
>It hits him on the back and he falls to the ground
>Caped Anon stomps at him but he rolls over in time
>He stands up and jumps back
>Then lightning strikes him
>But he still stands
What?
>You see the lightning surge through him and it appears to heal over his bruises
>That's kind of over powered
>He runs forward at the Caped Anon and jumps up
>The Caped Anon steps back
>Lightning Anon punches the ground, sending a pulse of electricity out
>Caped Anon jumps far back and dodges it
>Then Lightning Anon stands up straight and speaks
>"I'm sorry I have to defeat you like this..."
>Caped Anon flashes his fangs and flies at him
Woah he's a vampire?!
>The Lightning Anon fires a lightning blast at the ground, sending him flying in the air
>Some electricity hits the vamp's face and he staggers for a second
>Lightning Anon takes this time to fly down at him like a bolt of lightning
>He strikes him and chars his body
>But he still stands
>He's paralyzed
>Again from the sky
>"FINISH HIM!"
>He walks up to the Vamp and holds him up
>Then he pulls out a gun of some sort and puts it to his chest
>He pulls the trigger and a spear of lightning arcs through the Vamp's chest, turning him to dust
Holy fucking shit. Twilight, I think we're gonna die.
>She trembles
>The world fades back to the room
>"Congratulations!"
>The white haired one walks through the doorway
>The room flashes green again
>"Alright now it's time for 5 vs 6!"
>A normal Anon with a pickle jar stands up
>So does an Anon with a drunk Rarity
Hmmm...this could be interesting Twi.
>The room changes back to the colesium
>You see them in the middle
>Rarity is standing on her hind legs and swaying while putting her front two hooves up
>The Anon next to her has his fists up, but it doesn't look like he's ever faught before
>The other Anon still has his picklejar tucked under his arm
What the fuck is that about Twi?
>She shrugs
>"FIGHT!"
>Rarity steps forward and almost falls, still keeping her hooves out aggressively
>"Nopony is going *hic* to take my Anon from me!"
>She steps forward towards the pickle jar Anon
>He chuckles and puts his jar down and his fists up
>"Wanna go then?"
>Rarity walks over and punches him in the chest
>He swings out only to miss because Rarity swayed
>"Huh?"
>He tries for a kick and she jumps on him, knocking him over
>Then she repeatedly wails on his face
>He eventually gets a hold on her flanks and throws her off
>He stands
>"How can this be? I haven't seen the way of the drunken hoof in over 700 years!"
>He runs at her and just when he's about to strike, she vomits on him
>He grabs his face and tries to wipe it off while screaming
>The other Anon and Rarity kick and punch at him on the ground
>Then, he isn't there anymore
>He comes out of his pickle jar a few feet back
>"Okay, no more games."
>He pops open the jar and drinks some of the juice
>His body buffs up and then he rushes at Rarity
>She flinches and he punts her to the wall
>Insta KO
>Now it's just OP pickle and the other Anon
>The he rushes at the pickle guy cursing about what he's done to Rarity and how he'll kill him for it
>The mysterious pickle Anon just laughs, runs up, and uppercuts him
>The other Anon stands up and tries to attack again
>The same thing happens except this time with a drop kick
>The Anon lays on the ground gasping for air
>"FINISH HIM!"
>He raises a leg and stomps it down on the other Anon's head, crushing it to mush
>Twilight grabs you tighter
>"I...I don't want that to be you...when we go out there...we can't lose. Okay?"
>You nod to her as the room fazes back to existence
>"Congratulations!"
>Pickle guy's body goes back to normal
>Then the crazy pickleman moonwalks through the doorway while whistling
Haha what?
>"Okay gentlemen and gentlemen! We have a special match up this time! Calling up 7 and 8!"
>A fat Anon with a mustache and a red coat stands
>So does a regular looking Anon with a jacket
>His jacket moves like there's something inside of it
Huh? Twi do you see that?
>"Yeah..."
>The coliseum comes back and you watch as the two of them walk very far away from each other
>Discord calls down
>"Don't make me choose which one of you to kill...Now FIGHT!"
>The fat talks
>"If you insist."
>He one throws something on the ground in front of him
>It looks like a cube
>But then it unfolds into a robot with lazers and guns all around it
What?!
>The other Anon opens his jacket and tons of tiny...crab ponies come out of it
>They all charge at the robot
>Including that Anon
>The robot begins firing on the massive crowd that is approaching
>But the sidestepping of the crab ponies is too much for it to handle and it is quickly overcome by the wave of tiny hooves crushing it
>They surround the fat Anon and start beating him
>The ringleader of the abominations reaches him and tells them to stop
>The fat Anon puts his hands up to surrender
>The other Anon stares at him
>Then he puts a hand down to help him up
>Fat Anon grabs his hand and stands up
>A voice calls down
>"FINISH HIM!"
>Lord of the Crustacean Pones calls out
>"Discord! I'm not going to kill him!"
>A huge clawed finger comes down and squishes the Anon who sent out the robot to fight
>"What the fuck Discord?! I said I wasn't going to!"
>"Well someone has to do what that voice says..."
>The room fades back
>"Well uh...Congratulations I guess...even though you didn't kill him, you still weakened him."
>The Anon frustratedly stomps through the doorway with his mini army of crab ponies following behind
>The room flashes green
Oh no...
>"It's our turn isn't it?"
Yes Twilight.
>Discords voice comes back on
>"So anyways...number 9 and 10!"
>You stand up and so does that freak who is wearing womens clothes
Shit.
>The world fades and you are standing in the arena
>"A-anon?"
Yeah Twi?
>"If we don't make it-"
Shut up and let's kick some ass Twilight.
>She gulps
>"FIGHT!"
>Rainbow digs her hoof at the ground and snorts
>Then she runs at you
>You get down to punch her but she flies around you at the last second
>She bucks your ass so you fall face first in the dirt
Fuck...
>You look up and see Twilight fighting the girly Anon
>Not really fighting though
>Like slaps and shit
>You roll over and Rainbow cracks you in the face, busting your lip open
>You drive your fist into her side and hear a loud snap and she falls over crying
>You stand up and turn toward the faggot who has slapped Twilight into submission
Hey bitch!
>He/she looks over
>You run at him/her dragging your fist along the ground
>You let out a tremendous roar and deliver an uppercut smoother than no man in the existence of ever could achieve
>Except maybe http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7pDmva4RlQ
>The nasty half man half woman thing flies up and lands on it's back
>"FINISH HI-uhh...IT!"
>You raise up your arm and drive it down into it's face
>Surprisingly, your fist goes right through
>Cracks the skull like an egg and spills the blood all over your hand
>The world fades back to the room and a bruised Twilight holds your leg
>"Congratulations! Please move on through the doorway."
>You walk through and see weird machines
>A pony grabs your arm
Hey!
>"Come on mister, right onto this chair here."
>You sit on the chair and Twilight sits on the one next to you
>A bubble goes over it and green smoke comes inside
>The smoke cleanses your body and you are healed
>The bubble opens and you sit forward
Nifty. Do we still get to watch the battles?
>"Yes."
Cool. Right Twi?
>You turn and see her still in her pod
Must take longer if you're more beat up...
>Discord's voice reaches your ears
>"11 and 12, stand up!"
>One wall of the room fades and you can see right into the battlefield
>It's the Anon that was sitting with that picture to his chest, and Rainbow dribbling a basketball with her wings
>Versus...a FUCKING DRAGON?!
Holy shit is that a dragon?!
>You get up and go closer to the wall
>It is about your height and talks like you
There's an alternate universe where I'm a dragon?! FUCKING BOSS!
>"FIGHT!"
>Rainbow stops dribbling the ball and flies straight up in the air
>Then she drops down like a bullet at the dragon Anon
>He simply puts his hands up to stop her
>Dumbass
>The other Anon rushes him while hes distracted and hits him in the gut
>Then Rainbow headbutts him from that velocity
>But that stupid cunt doesn't understand dragon bone strength
>Her neck snaps when she hits his head
>The other Anon runs over to her twitching body
>"No...NO! I will never forgive you for this! I -WILL- GET BACK TO MY FAMILY!"
>He runs at dragon Anon and fakes him out with a punch
>Dragon Anon falls for it and dodges, only to be crossed the other way with a kick
>Anon's leg hits the dragon in the neck but he doesn't move
>He just grabs Anon's leg and flips him around onto the ground
>Then, still holding his leg, he brings it to touch his head while he screams out in pain
>He lets go and Anon struggles to get up
>"FINISH HIM!"
>Dragon Anon stands back and takes a deep breath in
>Then unleashes waves of green flame onto Anon, burning him to ash as he screams out for someone named Tiff
>The wall fades back to normal and the dragon Anon walks into the room
>He is taken to a seat like you were
>Twilight just finishes hers
>"Wow! I feel so much better!"
>She runs over to you
That's great Twilight.
>You russle her mane
>Discord comes back on
>"Great match that was! I can smell him from up here! 13 and 14 please stand up!"
>The wall fades back to the arena
>There is a regular looking Anon that's talking to himself, and that weirdo in tights
Haha...cum purse...
>"What?"
Oh nothing.
>"FIGHT!"
>The one in tights runs full speed at the Anon having a conversation with himself
>Then the superhero guy gets thrown high into the air
>The Anon talking to himself moves his hand and the gay looking one gets flung around like a pancake
>He slams him into the ground and then flies up really high
>The guy in the superhero costume takes off his mask and takes a deep breath in
Jesus that went by fast...
>"FINISH HIM!"
>The flying Anon goes straight down with a fist
>The fist connects with his chest, creating a massive blue explosion
>When the dust clears, the Anon is still standing there talking to himself
>The wall fades and that Anon walks in
>You walk over to him
Hey who were you talking to?
>"Oh uh...Discord."
What? Why? Wait are you cheating?!
>"No no! The Discord trapped in my head."
Twilight how is that possible?
>"Umm...alternate universes Anon?"
Oh right.
>Discord comes back
>"Alright...thought that one would have been a little more entertaining...but nope. Okay last battle of the first round! 15 vs 16!"
>The wall shows the battlefield
>You see the three Anons on one side and the creep hugging the lung on the other
>Then he puts it down on a rock and pulls out a machete
>"FIGHT!"
>Almost instantly, the angry one of the three Anons charges at the lung guy
>The softy calls out
>"Wait a minute! I don't think that's a good idea!"
>Only a grunt responds to him
>The angry Anon runs up to him and throws a punch
>The weird one ducks and pulls the machete up, stabbing through the angry one's midsection
Oh shit...
>The softy screams out
>"WHY DIDN'T YOU LISTEN TO ME?!"
>The angry Anon falls over
>"F...fuck you..."
>The softy looks at the ground and holds back tears
>Then his fists clench
>"Who do you think you are hurting us like that?!"
>He storms over to the crazy Anon who is now licking the blood from the blade
>The crazy Anon swings the blade at him but he ducks and tackles him to the ground
>They wrestle on the ground until the scary Anon grabs the machete again
>He stabs it into the back of the Anon's neck, killing him instantly
>Then he stands up and stares at the remaining Anon
>He is just looking at the two bodies with a shocked expression on his face
>The psycho Anon approaches him
>He remains still
What's he planning?
>Twilight shrugs
>The crazy Anon gets face to face with him
>He still doesn't move
>Discord's voice comes on
>"Oh wow, I wasn't expecting this...it seems the remaining Anon has gone into shock..."
>"FINISH HIM!"
>The crazy Anon grabs him by the throat and lifts him up
>Then he stabs into the his chest and hoists him above him
>The blood runs down the blade and all over the crazy Anon
>He licks his lips and the wall fades away
>Twilight nudges you
>"I don't want you to fight him."
Lets hope not.
>The door opens and the blood soaked Anon comes in holding the lung
>He sits on a chair in the corner talking to it
>"Congratulations fighters! You have survived round one! Give yourself a round of applause!"
>Everyone is quiet
>"Fine then. Anywho, time to start round two! Please walk through the doorway and take a seat."
>You all do and you sit in the corner away from everyone
>Twilight snuggles against your side
>"You know...I think we're gonna die here."
I don't know Twilight. We could get lucky.
>Discord comes back on
>"Koombatants 1 and 4 please stand."
>The shirtless Anon stands
>He must have gone back to normal when you weren't looking
>And the white haired Anon stands
>The room fades to the colesium
>The environment looks like a jungle now and vines form the seats you sit in
That's kinda cool.
>The sky gets dark and the moon comes out
>The shirtless one does his transformation again
>"FIGHT!"
>The wereAnon runs on all fours at the lightning Anon
>Lighting Anon fires a bolt at him and he falls over
>But quickly jumps back up and snarls
>Lightning Anon runs at him and punches him in the gut
>WereAnon slashes his arm and a tiny amount of blood squirts out
>He propels himself backwards by shooting lightning from his fingertips
>Then a bolt of lightning hits him again, healing the cut
This guy's immortal!
>WereAnon growls and howls
>Then he jumps at the lightning Anon
>He holds up a hand and a barrier of electricity forms around his body
>WereAnon can't divert his path and hits the barrier
>After a grand lightshow, he falls down twitching
>The lightning Anon picks him up and throws him
>"I know you aren't done yet. Get up."
>The wereAnon jumps back to two feet
>He's about eight feet tall
>Then he howls up to the moon again and digs his claws into the ground
>He takes off at the lightning Anon
>Lightning Anon speaks
>"I'm sorry, but you are too dangerous for your own good."
>He makes a fist and holds it to his side
>Electricity sparks from his fist and makes chirping bird sounds
>You are on the edge of your seat
>There is a blue streak and the lightning Anon is on the other side of wereAnon
>And WereAnon isn't moving
What just...
>WereAnon coughs up blood and turns to lightning Anon
>There is a hole right through WereAnon's chest
Oh my god...
>"FINISH HIM!"
>Lightning Anon holds up a finger to the sky and his palm out facing WereAnon
>A bolt of lightning strikes his finger and surges through him, shooting out as a blast from his palm at WereAnon
>There is a loud pop noise and a bright light
>All that remains are WereAnon's feet
>Both your and Twilight's mouths are open
>The room fades back into existence
>Discord speaks
>"Congratulations! Loved the sparks at the end! Now proceed through the door."
>He does so and the room flashes green
>"Okay for our next match up...5 and 7!"
>The Anon with the crab ponies stands and so does the pickle guy
>The room fades back to the coliseum
>The pickle guy holds his jar up and swishes the juice in there
>"FIGHT!"
>The Anon screams out for them to attack
>They come flooding out from everywhere and swarm over to the pickle guy
>But the pickle guy doesn't react. He just pops off the can to his pickle jar
>Then he splashes some of the pickle juice out and quickly runs away
>The juice is absorbed into the ground and it shakes, stopping all of the crab ponies
What the fuck is going on Twilight?
>"How am I supposed to know?!"
I thought you knew everything!
>She facehoofs
>Then a huge pickle erupts from the ground, sending crab ponies and rocks flying everywhere
>You see the pickle guy throw his jar at the other Anon who is speechless
>The instant before it hits him, the pickle guy comes out of it
>He comes out of the jar foot first and kicks the Anon in the head
>Then he catches the jar as Anon grabs his head
>He sparta kicks the Lord of the Crab ponies to the wall
>The Leader of the krabby poni coughs up blood and manages to stand
>His vision is blurred
>"FINISH HIM!"
>Pickle guy opens his jar and dips his finger in
>Then he touches the ground beneath the other Anon and runs away
>The ground rumbles and a thick pickle shoots out of the ground up into the Anon's ass
>He screams and falls to the floor
>You can barely contain your sides but Twilight doesn't find it funny at all for some reason
>The room comes back and the pickle guy smiles at everyone there
>"Erm...Congratulations! I think...not really sure what just happened there."
>The pickle guy shuffles through the door
>He's a strange one
>"Okay so now we have...number 9 and 12!"
>Twilight gulps again as you stand
>So does the dragon Anon
Great.
>The world changes to the arena
>Twilight is trembling
Hey relax. Just put everything you got into it okay?
>She nods and dragon Anon snorts
>A tingly sensation occurs in your stomach
>This dragon guy has to have a weakness of some sort...definitely not his neck
>"FIGHT!"
>The dragon Anon rushes at you
Fuck!
>You dive out of the way and your shirt is cut open by his claws
>That was too close
Twilight! Hold him!
>She grabs him with magic and you walk up to him
>You begin slugging on him all over
>He doesn't even flinch
>Then his hand breaks through the magic barrier and he grabs you
>He lifts you up and throws you onto the dirt
>Your hat comes off but who gives a shit you might die
>You hear Twilight yelp as you roll over on your back
>You look and see him dangling her by the tail with his claws next to her head
>Suddenly your mind actually decides to work
>You remember back to last week
 
 
---Last Week at Twilight's---
 
 
>You are sitting on a chair next to Spike
>"Hey Anon wanna know something?"
>He's been telling you random things about dragons for no fucking reason
>Damn kids
I guess...
>"A dragons ONLY weakness is his tail. You break that and it's over."
Cool story...
>You look at him with no expression and he continues to tell you stupid shit
 
 
---And we're back---
 
>You grab a stone and throw it at his head before he swipes
>He looks at you and snarls, dropping Twilight
>Then he slowly walks towards you
>You struggle to stand and get into a kneeling position
>He grabs you by your hair and lifts you up
>Using your super ultra power of luck, you sneeze on his face
>He drops you and turns, grabbing his face and coughing
>This is your chance!
>You bring your fist down as hard as you can on his tail
>It snaps like a twig and he screams out in pain
>He falls over with tears streaming onto the dirt and forming a small puddle next to his head
>Damn that must suck
>"FINISH HIM!"
>You walk over and pick up your hat
Dirty...
>You pat it on your leg and walk back to him
>You put the hat on and frown on him
>Then you grab him by his tail
>He wails and flails his legs
>One hits you but not hard enough for you to let go
>You begin to swing him
>Around and around and around
>A disgusting pop followed by a squish noise occurs
>You look down and see only a bloody tail attached to a spine in your hands
>Then you look over to your right and see his body with a huge hole in it
Heh...
>You throw down the tail and the room fades back into existence
>Twilight falls onto you and you pick her up
>"Congratulations! Totally thought you were gonna die there."
>You grunt and walk through the door to a room similar to the other one
>You sit in one of the machines after you put Twilight in one
>The gas cleans you up
>How? Dunno that shit's magic
>Last time you questioned magic you almost died
>The cover opens and you stand up and stretch
>Discord's voice comes on
>"Number 13 and 16 please stand."
>The wall fades and you walk to it to watch
>Twilight comes over too
>The creepy Anon with the lung and the one who claims to have Discord in his head stand out there
>The lung guy takes out the same machete after laying the lung on the ground
>"FIGHT!"
>The creepy one charges at him with the machete while smiling
>Discord-Anon just stands there though
>The creepy one stab him through the stomach
>But it fades away
What?!
>There is a whistle
>You and the creepy Anon look up to the sky and see Discord-Anon with a machete the exact same size as his
>"I figure we should make this a fair fight huh?"
>The other Anon just smiles back at him
>He drops from the sky and rushes at the creep
>He swings down on him, but it is blocked so a loud clank sound happens
>They are locked in a power struggle with the blades
>Creepy Anon kicks the other one in the nuts and he falls to his knees
Oh it's over.
>The creepy Anon swings down on the other Anon's head
>There is a clank noise
>Somehow, he knew that was coming and brought his blade up to block it
>The creepy Anon growls like an animal
>Then Discord-Anon sweeps him off the ground with a swift circle of his legs
>He falls on his back and his machete falls right next to his head
>Discord-Anon holds his blade to creepy Anon's neck
>"FINISH HIM!"
>He throws the blade and turns around
>"Come on then."
>The creepy Anon is obviously pissed and he jumps up and rushes at him
>The other Anon snaps his fingers and the creepy Anon stops
What just happened?
>Then a bucket appears from nowhere and the creepy Anon flies up above it
>He falls to diced pieces and is put in the bucket labled "Creep"
>The wall fades away and the Anon walks through
>You go to him
I give you my respect man. That was pretty cool.
>You put out a fist and he bumps it
>"But...I don't understand. Why are you being nice to me if we have to face each other next?"
We do?
>"Do you not know how tournaments work?"
Uh...of course I do...uh...no.
>He sighs
>Discord comes back on
>"Great job you freaks! Lets step it up to round three! Since there will only be two battles taking place, I've decided to put a handicap on the one I think will be the shortest. Just to spruce it up a bit."
>The Anon with Discord in his head looks at you and sighs again
>"Okay now move through the doors to begin."
>You all do and this room is much smaller than the other ones
>There are only four of you left
>The lightning Anon, You, the pickle guy, and that Anon that has Discord in his head
>"Koombatants number 4 and 5 please stand up."
>The Anon with the electricity and white hair stands up
>And so does the mysterious pickleman
This has to be a good one Twilight.
>"Sure...but it's not the fight I'm interested in. It's winning back Fluttershy."
You're starting to sound like you like her or something.
>"Psssh what? That's nasty Anon! How would that even make any sense for me to like Fluttershy? Even if she is really cute...and smells like flowers..."
Okay then, lesbo.
>She punches you in the arm while blushing heavily
>The world fades away and you are back at the Coliseum
>Except the sky is red and there are volcanos in the background
>You aren't sure if they're real or not and you don't want to find out
>The white haired Anon shakes hands with the Anon holding a pickle jar
>Then they jump far back
>"FIGHT!"
>They both run at each other with their fists out
>The fists clash and a tiny poof of wind comes from the impact
Woah...
>Neither give an inch as they stare at each other
>Then the Pickle guy tries to sweep lightning Anon but he jumps backwards
>Lightning Anon puts his hand in the air and a bolt of lightning hits it
>He channels the lightning between his two hands and then shapes a sword with it
>Pickle guy takes his jar out from under his arm and pulls out a pickle
>He points the pickle away from him and it forms into a 10 foot long pickle sword
>Your mouth drops at the sight
>They clash with blocks and parries all over the arena
>Neither one hits the other
>The lightning sword cuts pickles' sword in half when they clash in the middle
>So the pickle guy jumps back a few yards and pops open his jar again
>He jumps high up into the air and splashes the juice in random spots around the arena
>The ground begins to tremble again and tiny pickles erupt from the ground
>Followed by giant pickles
Hey...hey Twilight.
>"What?"
Looks like Lightning Anon is really in a pickle now huh?
>You and Twilight laugh at your fucktarded joke
>As the giant pickles fly up, lightning Anon jumps on them as stepping stools to get to the falling pickle guy
>He finally catches up to him and hits him in the stomach
>He carries him by fist to the ground for a more devastating effect
>A tiny shockwave occurs when they hit the ground and lightning Anon jumps back a few yards
>Pickle guy stands up and shakes it off
>They stare at each other for a minute
>Then run the opposite direction
>The pickle guy taps his jar and the barrage of pickles stops
>They turn and face each other from opposite ends of the battlefield
>Lightning Anon puts out his hand and the chirping sound comes again as it wraps in electricity
>The pickle guy holds his jar in his hand
>They run at each other with incredible speed
>The chirping gets louder as lightning Anon speeds up
>The pickle guy keeps a straight face
>They are about to collide when the pickle guy throws his jar at lightning Anon
>Lightning Anon ducks and strikes at him with his attack
>Or so everyone thought, because the pickle guy came out of his jar at the last second
>He turned, grabbed his jar, and chopped lightning Anon in the back of the neck
>Lightning Anon falls over unconscious
>"FINISH HIM!"
>The pickle guy puts down his jar and opens it
>Then he picks up the unconscious lightning Anon and throws him at the jar
>The jar sucks him up and there is a loud grinding sound
>Then it spits whats left of his torn apart body back onto the battlefield
Holy peppermint crust...
>Twilight gives you a "the fuck" look
>The room comes back and the pickle guy walks through the doorway before Discord has a chance to talk
>"Okay fine then...next battle."
>You stand up and so does Discord-Anon
>The arena comes back to you
>"Well here's the handicap for this one: All magic has been nullified!"
>The other Anon groans in frustration
>Twilight looks to you
>"If you need me just scream my name...I can try to help."
>She walks to a rock and sits down
>"FIGHT!"
>He runs at you with his fist out
>You block it with your forearm
>Then you punch him in the stomach
>He coughs and then headbutts you
>You step back a second
>He tries to punch you but you bring your palm up and stop his fist
>He screams out as his wrist snaps under the pressure
>He jumps back a few feet
>You rush at him and swing your leg at his side
>He grabs it and flips you on your back
>You kick his arm so he lets go and you crawl away and stand up
>You stare at each other
>Then you run full speed at each other
>Your fist hits his face and his fist hits your face
>You both remain like that for a second and then draw back your arms
>You are both out of breath as you stare at each other
>He tries for a punch but forgets that's the hand that is fucked up
>You smack it away and he screams out
>He drops to his knees holding his wrist
>You sparta kick his head and he falls back
>Before he can move, you walk to his side and bring your fist down on his lower chest, winding him
>He gasps for air on the ground
>"FINISH HIM!"
>You shake your head lightly
>Then you raise your fist up
>You punch his chest again as hard as you can
>Your fist goes in deeper and seven loud snaps happen at once
>Anon coughs and then blood spills out of his mouth
>You see a yellow mist come out of his nose
>It forms no other than Discord
>"Thank you so much. I can't wait to cause havock back in my realm. Ta-Ta~"
>He zaps away
>You stand up and look to Twilight
>She shakes her head slowly without breaking eye contact with him
>The room comes back
>"Congratulations!"
Fuck off.
>"Fine asshole. Go through the fucking door already."
>You scoop up Twilight and head through the door
>Except there isn't a healing room this time
>The pickle guy just sits there in this white room on a steel chair looking at you
>"Hey."
>You can still see the imprint of lightning Anon's fist on his chest
Hey...
>"That was an okay fight."
>You smile
Well thank y-
>"For a beginner."
>Your smile fades
>Twilight jumps out of your arms
>"That wasn't a nice thing to say!"
>You put your arm out
It's true. Did you see the way he was fighting that other Anon? That was crazy.
>Discord speaks
>"Now for the fourth round!"
Wait don't we get to heal up?
>"Nope."
Why not?!
>"Because I said!"
>Well...you're fucked
>The arena comes back
>You sigh
Let's get this over with.
>You put your hands up in fight position
>The pickle guy just stands there
>"FIGHT!"
>You rush at him and swing for his head
>He leans back and grabs you by the shirt
>He tries to throw you but since your shirt had earlier been ripped, it tears off of you
>You use the time he is stunned to kick one of his legs
>A loud pop noise followed by an angry groan hits your ears
>You look down and see that you have kicked his knee back the wrong way
>He holds it and screams
>You swing your leg up to his head
>He stops it with his arm and lets go of his leg
>Then he punches your pouch of manlyness
>You fall over in tears and he goes back to his leg
>Twilight runs over to you
>"What can I do to help?!"
>Your voice has reached that of a little school girl
Get his...hit him with a magic blast!
>She charges up her horn and fires a thick lazer at him, sending him flying back
>You crawl over to what he dropped
>His jar
>He doesn't notice
>You stand up
Hey pickle guy!
>His head snaps to you
>You thrust down the jar
>Hidden by the sounds of his screams, the glass shatters on the ground
>The pickle guy begins screaming at the top of his lungs
>He curls up into a ball and begins...drying out?
>What?
>You watch as his body shrivels to a wrinkly thing
>Then its back cracks open
>And a regular Anon comes out of it
>He looks exausted but also scared
>"FINISH HIM!"
>You grab Twilight and whisper for her to charge up an electrocution spell
>Her horn glows and you pick her up
>"Anon! What are you doing?!"
>You run up to him and stab him in the chest with Twilight's horn
>Then you slap her flank and she releases the spell
>The Anon cooks from the inside out and falls over
>You kneel down to Twilight after pulling her out
Sorry.
>You walk over and grab the remains of your shirt
>Then you rub off the blood from her horn whilst she trembles
Twilight...
>"It's...it's okay Anon. I know you wanted to get it over with. And now we won."
>The room comes back
>"Congratulations Anon! Please step through the doors!"
>You and Twilight walk through to a healing room
>You both get in the machines and get healed
>You sit up and look over to Twilight who is staring at the ground
>Probably thinking about that last kill
Hey...you okay?
>Her head snaps to you
>"Oh uh...yeah. I'm fine."
Sure?
>She looks away
>Discord's voice comes on
>"Got a suprise for you! Hurry on to the next room!"
>You walk with Twilight through the door
>It looks like the first room
>"You may pick two partners to raise from the dead to help you here. Boss stage!"
Oh crap.
>You look down to Twilight
Who should we choose?
>"The two strongest fighters you saw out there."
>You sit and think for a few minutes
I got it. Discord bring back the pickle guy and lightning Anon.
>"Alright."
>There is a white flash and they both stand before you, back in their prime
>They look at each other and then at you
>Lightning Anon speaks
>"Why...why are we back?"
He let me bring two fighters back to help me fight some sort of boss.
>Pickle guy sighs
>"I can't believe I let YOU beat me..."
Let me?! Suuuure.
>Twilight puts a hoof up
>"This is no time to be arguing!"
Sorry.
>The room fades away and you are in the coliseum again
>But it seems...bigger
>Wonder why
>The sky is a blur of random colors and there are floating mountains everywhere
>Far off on one little floating rock is a throne and Discord sits there
>"Ready to face the boss Anon? You have one advantage here. Very little gravity."
>A huge thing jumps up from the side of the coliseum
>You look up at it
>It's another Anon but with different ponies all on his limbs
>"Your boss! Giant Rapezord!"
Fuck.
>"FIGHT!"
>Rapezord puts an arm down towards you
>Pickle and Lightning Anon run out of the way while Twilight teleports you to another spot
>He punches at the spot and the Celestia on his arm squeals
>Wait...how are they on him
>You look closer and see a clear liquid running from her
Oh that's fucking gross.
>Pickle Anon runs up his arm and kicks him in the Flutter-err...helmet
>He steps back and jumps up
>You jump up too, afraid he would stomp back down and kill you
>You're all floating now
>But you can swim through the air
>Lighting Anon takes advantage of this and flows through the air like a bolt of lightning in a slowed camera, leaving a streak behind him
>He smacks into Rapezord's chest
>It does nothing
>Literally nothing happens
>He just smacks against his chest
>Rapezord puffs out his chest and sends Lightning Anon flying to the ground
>But pickle grabs him before he makes contact with the dirt
Twilight, give me a push!
>She throws you with magic
>You fly straight at his arm just above Luna
>The same thing happens, you just smack against it
>A wave of pain hits your body when he swings his arm and throws you
>Twi catches you with magic and brings you back
>Rapezord flies at the ground and stomps it with Cadance
>She lets out a huge moan
>The ground rumbles and huge chunks of it fly up at the four of you like bullets
>Twi casts a bubble shield around you and her while Pickle Anon and Lightning Anon dodge them or break them
How are we going to even do damage?!
>"I don't know!"
>The barrage of rocks stops and Lightning Anon holds up a finger and puts out a palm like before
>A lightning bolt hits his finger and pulsates out of his palm as a blast
>It hits his Luna and he wails out
>Twilight screams out
>"That's it! The ponies! Beat them first!"
>Pickle Anon nods and pops open his jar
>He takes out a pickle and throws the jar to Lightning Anon
>"Hold this for a second."
>Lightning Anon looks at the jar afraid but still catches it
>Pickle Anon holds the pickle out and it begins to glow green
>Then it stretches and grows
>It has become a pickle buster sword
>The buster pickle
>He holds it out to the side and flies at Rapezord
>Rapezord swats his Cellyarm at Pickle Anon but misses
>Pickle Anon brings his buster pickle down on Luna, cutting off her head
>Ponyzord screams out as Luna's vag stops tightening and slips off of his hand
>His hand is pruny as an eighty year old nutsack
>You stop yourself from throwing up and continue watching
>Rapezord falls back and pickle goes for his Flutterhelmet
>But Rapezord kicks pickle Anon down to the ground with Chrysalis
>He slams agains the ground and makes a crater
>Lightning Anon zooms down
>You can't see what they're doing but Rapezord holds out Celestia to them
Twilight! We have to do something!
>"Uh...Uh...I've got it! I'm going to throw you!"
Wait wh-
>Is all you get out before you go flying at Celestia incased in a purple saw shaped bubble
SON OF A BITCH!
>Your bubble cuts through the middle of Celestia and Rapezord gets down on a knee
>The bubble turns off but you keep flying
SHIT!
>You fly out of the colesium
>And hit a rock floating
>Right on your damn nose
>You push off the rock and turn around
>Celestia has fallen off of Rapezord
>Rapezord looks at Twilight
>Then he flies at her and roundhouse cheeselegs her
>She goes spiraling to the ground
TWILIGHT!
>What are you doing? It's not like she can hear you anyway
>Pickle Anon and Lightning Anon finally get up and look over
>They can't see you because you're so far out
>You hang your head
I can't believe I'm being forced to watch this...
>Pickle Anon and Lightning Anon lock arms
>They start spinning around
>It becomes so fast that it creates a tornado of electricity and brine
>They steer the tornado to Rapezord who tries to swing at it
>He misses and Cadance gets grinded up by the shocking vinegar twister
>Rapezord yells out again and tries to swing a leg up at them
>He hits Pickle Anon with Chrysalis and he goes flying to the coliseum wall
>KO'd
>Lighting Anon holds out his arm and you hear the familiar sound of birds chirping
>Then he flies at Chrysalis
>There is the blue streak and then she explodes in a red and black mess everywhere
>Lightning Anon stands there trying to wipe off blood and Rapezord sees him
>He steps on him
>There was nothing but gore left
>Shit
>A purple lazer hits him on the only pony left
>His Flutterhelmet
>He grabs it with a hand and says something
>Then he grabs Twilight with both hands
>He starts crushing her
>Her cries and wails finally get to you
No...I have to win...
>You sit forward a bit on the rock
>Then you turn your Ash Ketchum hat backwards
>Shit just got serious
>You crouch on the rock and then extend your legs fast
>You go flying back to the arena with your fist extended out
>You gain speed as you fly and so much so that your fist almost catches on fire
>In a flash of red and pink, you tear through the Flutterhelmet on his head
>He falls over, dropping Twilight
>You land against the wall and rush over to Twilight
>She lays still
Twilight?
>She moves a bit and groans
>"An...Anon? Did we win?"
>A single tear goes down your bloodied up face
Yes we did Twilight...
>You scoop her up
>There is clapping
>You turn and see Discord clapping on his throne
>"Wonderful job! You've won! Now you have your freedom, and I will give back Fluttershy. She'll be there when you get back."
Hold on that wasn't all of it. You said I get an extra prize.
>"I will grant you one wish. Choose carefully."
>You turn to the mess of bodies behind you
>Then you look down to the barely breathing Twilight
I...I want you to restore everything to the way it was before all of this.
>"Damn it Anon...well the rules are the rules. Have it your way."
>He snaps his fingers and everything goes back to normal
>You are standing at the town center holding a normal Twilight
>Fluttershy appears next to you
>She hugs your leg
>"Oh my goodness! I'm so sorry Anon I thought that maybe one of those other Anon's would love me back..."
>You russle her mane and put down Twilight
>"I'm so so so so sorry! Uh um...unless fighting is your fetish...maybe?"
Are you serious?
>She shrugs
>Fucking Fluttershy