>The Boss in Equestria
>You're sitting in your office when the inspector pony comes in
>"Hello Mr Anon, thank you for having me."
The pleasure is all mine.
>"So you're in charge here at Rapebusters, is that correct?"
Definitely. I'm the boss.
>"Okay, take us through a day in the life of the boss."
>He asks as he pulls out a clipboard
Sure. Well the first thing I do is...
>He readies his pen
Open my eyes!
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Head to the bathroom!
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Perform the routine!
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Eat some breakfast!
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Answer the door!
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"That's not my fetish!"
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Walk to work!
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File taxes!
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Get a phone call!
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"That's not my fetish!"
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Slam the phone down!
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Go to the bathroom!
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Take a big shit!
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Wipe my ass!
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See Timeturner!
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"You're fired!"
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Go back in my room!
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Call Pinkie!
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Have phone sex!
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Flutters finds out!
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Tie a noose!
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Stand on the chair!
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"Oh fuck man I can't fucking do it shiiiit!"
Be a bitch!
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Leave the building!
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Kick Flutters!
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Get arrested!
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Fucked in the ass!
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Break out of prison!
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Shit in Twilight's sink!
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"Stupid Mary Sue!"
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Flutters comes back!
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Punch her in the twat!
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Get stuck!
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Flail my arm around!
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Fling her off!
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Into an onion stand!
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Smell rank onions!
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Shrek is there!
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>"It's all ogre!"
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He kills her!
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Then he leaves!
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The Princess gets there!
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She looks at me!
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Sent to the rape dungeon!
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Sex all the time!
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Try to escape!
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Now I'm dead!
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All because of...
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Fucking Flutters!
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>The pony looks at you like you're fucking crazy or something
>"So...that's an average day for you?"
Of course.
>"You get raped, meet Shrek, and die?"
Fuck yeah.
>"And I think at one point there you said something about being raped in jail?"
Nope.
>"Actually I am pretty sure you did."
Nah...that's not me.
>He picks up his clipboard and stands
>"Okay, this has been eye opening for me."
I'm the boss.
>"Yeah I know, you said it like 300 times."
I'm the boss.
>"I got it."
>He walks away
I'm the boss.
>"Okay great I heard you. Bye."
 
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