A wanted poster of Anon's fetish
bathtub full of cake batter
 
 
 
 
>Doodly diddly in Equestria
>You're walking down the street when Sweetie Belle comes up to you
>"Anon! Come quick! I saw three pictures of you around town!"
Okay?
>You follow her to the wall and...
>Oh no...
No no no no no no no!
>"What is it Anon?"
You're too young to understand, get out of here!
>She walks away with her head hung
>It's for her own good though
>You rip the poster off the wall
>It shows a picture of you sleeping and written below the picture is...
>Your fetish
>Anal
>You have to get rid of all of these!
>Scan the area for any more
>None seem to be there, so you continue into the town searching frantically
>You sprint to the pole and rip off that one also
What if Twilight finds this?!
>You continue running until you see the next one
>On a tree
>But not any tree
>Twilight's tree
Shit!
>But...
I have to do it...
>You tip toe over to the tree
>Tiny steps
>Teeny tiny steps
>Making no sound
>You trip and land on an ooga horn
>Which scares Lyra who then jumps and fires off a shot of magic
>It bounces off the wall and hits Pinkie who was trotting down the street singing about how she's happy
>Her body contorts and then stretches to the size of a giant
>She has an extremely deep voice as she stomps down the street singing
>"Cause cheering up my friends is just what Pinkie's here to do!"
>She stomps on a group of fillies running away, killing them instantly
>You look back to Twilight's door
>Nothing happened
>You grab the paper and rip it off
>The door slams open and she's looking at you
>Her mane is frizzy
>Now is the time to be upset
>You take them, ball them up, and eat them
NOW YOU'LL NEVER KNOW MY FETISH!
>"Wait...your fetish was on that?"
Yeah...AND YOU'LL NEVER GET IT!
>"Oh really?"
>Suddenly you are in a room
>Canterlot library's closet
>You remember this place from last time
>You still shiver at the thought of where that book went...
>Right back on the shelf...
>She made you read...
>THE HORROR
>She smiles as the wall lifts up presenting todays torture device
A bathtub full of cake batter?
>"I've always heard the term 'Brain Food' and wondered if it would allow me to access ones inner most thoughts."
YOU'RE GOING TO EAT ME!?
>"Pretty much."
>She levitates you into the tub and then the world turns 45 degrees as you are brought down a conveyor belt in the tub full of cake batter
>It opens up and you can see a furnace in front of you approaching quickly
>You look to the sides
>It's about a 40 ft drop
Well then...
>This bites
>You are enclosed in the oven and it begins to get hot quick
>But there is a red button with the word "Stop" on it
>You reach over and push it
>A computerized voice is heard
>"Self destruct sequence initiated."
WHAT?!
>"5."
>You frantically look around for a way to escape
>"4."
FUCK FUCK FUCK!
>"3."
>Just then, a golden light appears before you
>And you are in a fancy room with a big bed
>...still dripping with cake batter
>You turn to your savior and see
Princess Celestia?!
>You recoil in fear and untrustingness and she wraps her golden magical aura around you
>"It's been a while, Anonymous."
>Something explodes off in the distance
>Celly licks your neck
>"Oh my...that's my favorite flavor!"
>And that's the story of how you were raped by Celestia after almost being cooked alive in a tub full of cake batter because you were trying to stop Twilight from finding out your fetish by tearing down all the posters