a broken corkscrew
a belt sander
Rubber Bands
Dice
 
/fit/ anon in Equestria
Pinkie Pie's 'special' cupcakes
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
>McAnon in Equestria
>You awake and stretch out
>Then walk over to the window and look out at the town
>It's so peaceful
>You begin your morning routine of 100 pushups, 100 sit ups, and a shower afterwards
>When you finish, you head downstairs for a protein shake
>You mix it up and drink it all just in time for the door to be knocked on
>This happens every day
>Fluttershy comes over wanting sex
>But fuck that, you need these gains
>Suddenly the door crashes down and Fluttershy comes flying in
>You swing a punch to stop her but she flies over you and sweeps you off your feet
I'm not going down without a figh-
>The last thing you see before blackness is a frying pan
>When you awake your head hurts a shit ton and you feel...lighter
>What is this?
>Why are you naked?
>No...
FLUTTERSHY!
>You stand up and run out of the house
>Where would she be?!
>You decide running through town asking would be a better idea than going to her house
>P0nies stare at your manliness as you run through the town butt ass naked
>You stop in front of Twilight and she fixates on your dick
>"Hey Anon..."
Have you seen Fluttershy?
>"She...went with Pinkie..."
Thanks!
>You mess up her hair and continue running
>A huge crowd of ponies gets in your way as you walk
>And they all stop to admire your package
>You turn sideways so you can fit through a line of them
>Your dick slaps each one in a line on the face
>But you continue running
I NEED THOSE GAINS!
>You kick down Pinkie's door to see...nothing
Damn it...
>When you walk inside and look around, you notice a door
>You open it and Pinkie's voice comes from it
>"Yes? Who is it?"
>A muffled scream is heard and then a loud crack noise
>That's...FLUTTERSHY!
I'm coming for you Fluttershy! I NEED MY GAINS!
>You hear Pinkie growl and then the clopping of hooves
>When you enter the basement, the bound and gagged Fluttershy looks at your dick only
>You rip the ball gag out of her mouth
Spread your legs.
>She struggles to
>"I can't let you do that Anon."
>You turn and a dictionary hits you in the face
>Pinkie's hoof steps go up the stairs and then it is quiet
>You sit up and pull the book off yourself
Damn it.
>Fluttershy is gone, and so are your gains...
>And those Rainbow cupcakes look good, but you're on a diet
>...
>What are you saying?!
>You can do this!
>Gathering what you can from anything nearby, you find a broken corkscrew, a hand held belt sander, 6 rubber bands, and 2 dice
>You wrap the rubber bands around the dice and the belt sander so that when you loosen them, a die falls onto it
>And you hold the broken corkscrew in the other hand as a shank
Time to go to work.
>You walk up the stairs and try the door
>Of course it's locked
>...
>Wait a minute, all this training has to have paid off, right?
>You shoulder the door
>It flies off it's hinges the first time
>Damn
>No time for celebrations though
>You run out into the street and see Pinkie with a rather large bag that has pink coming out of it
>She sees you and takes off down into an alley
Shit!
>You sprint after her and turn into the alley to see her poofy tail just turn the corner
>Okay...
>If your COD skills are still effective here in this world...maybe
>You point the belt sander up and aim it to a certain point in the sky, then loosen the bands as you pull the trigger
>A die shoots out into the sky and you take off running the same way Pinkie did
>She is looking around confused as to if you are following her still when she holds a hoof to her head
>You use this time to run up to her and stab her with the broken corkscrew
>She swings the bag at the last second and the broken corkscrew shank goes flying to the side to never be seen again
>And she's on the run again
>As you're following her over dumpsters, under bridges, and on top of buildings, she dives into a store
>The carousel shaped one
>You burst in after her and see her being held by magic from Rarity
Great job Rarity! Now give me the sack!
>She looks over at you disgusted
>You can sense her thoughts at this time
>Something like "Should I listen to this foreign creature...or my friend?"
>So you do the only thing that seems necessary
>Shoot her in the face with a die
>But the die bounces back afterwards and hits you right in the nads, sending you writhing on the ground in pain as Pinkie escapes with Fluttershy
>When you are able to stand once again, you know you've lost some ground
Where could she be now...
>Going back does seem like the best option right now
>So you do, run back to Pinkie's place
>As you stomp down the stairs you see Fluttershy's upper body all cut up
Pinkie...
>She turns to you with a bloodstained face
>You notice a tiny bit of semen coming from Fluttershy's vagina
I need that. I need my gains.
>"You want this half?"
Only for a few minutes.
>You walk over and begin restocking those precious gains
>Then you finish up and thank Pinkie for her time
>And head home to do your bedtime routine of 100 push ups, 100 sit ups, and a shower
>Then a late night protein shake before you head to bed
>Gonna keep them gains this time