Jeremy
Bucket of lava
Applejack rapist
 
 
 
 
>Briny humor in Requestria.
>Your hot dick brings Applejack to your house.
>And she's like, "Ah wanna fuck you."
"Fuck that, you're a crazy cunt."
>So you slam the door right in her face.
>Head over to the fridge and open the safe in there.
>Then open the safe in that.
>And the one on the side of that one.
>So you can press a pinky sized button.
>The wall behind your couch goes up and the couch goes down to reveal...
"Jeremy! Hey bro, how's it going?"
>His pickles float around in the briny water.
"That's great to hear!"
>Pick him up and the entire room goes back to normal.
>A pounding is heard on the door.
>"Ya can't ignore me forever!"
>That's true... You can't.
"I'll be right there!"
>You can hear her sigh in relief.
"Jeremy you pose as me!"
>Put him down in front of the door.
>Quickly run over to the black box in the corner labeled, "Impossibilities"
>Take from it a bucket of lava.
>For some reason it doesn't burn you when you touch it.
>Huh.
>Walk over to the door.
>Get on the floor.
>No dinosaurs will be done.
>Open it.
>Then place the lava above the door.
>Applejack walks in and then burns to death in the lava.
>But you can't stop it in time to grab Jeremy.
>He screams for you to go on without him so you run out crying.
>It burns down your house and nearly kills you.
>You stand outside of your house and have a silent goodbye for the best god damn jar there ever was.
>"Anon!"
>Applejack's voice snaps you out of staring at a computer screen.
>Minecraft is on.
"Damn it, I need to stop playing this."
>Get off the computer and see Applejack outside.
>"Hey Anon! Ya never leave yer house anymore! Ah was wonderin if maybe ya wanted to go on a date er somethi-"
>Slam the window shut.
>Lock it.
>Run over to the door.
>Lock it.
>Back to Minecraft it is.
>Totally better than fucking Applejack.
 
 
>Go over and open the closet.
"Good thing that never happened."
>Hug Jeremy.
>Good end.