>You wake up on your own for the first time in a few months. >Usually something Fluttershy does will wake you up. >That means something is up... >You do your morning routine, skipping the shave. >Don't have time for that. >Gotta stop Fluttershy from doing whatever it is she's planning. >Last time you woke up on your own, she brought aliens to this world. >Took Equestria a few years to finally kill them all off. >They didn't think the ponies would have magic. >Come to think of it, they didn't even think magic was real. >Magic is dope son. >You grab a piece of bread and then get out of the house. >As you walk and eat, your mind wanders. >A creature from the deep? >The tenth world wonder? >What the fuck could she be up to? >You finish your bread and then look around. >Good, the sky isn't bleeding. >Fluttershy's cottage comes into view. >There's no ominous black cloud above her house this time. >That's always good. >Wait, maybe you're just thinking too hard about this. >She could have just overslept. >...nah. >Out of the five years you've been here, she hasn't missed a day unintentionally. >Something is up. >You walk up her path to the door. >Music can be heard from inside. "Shy? You here?" >When you apply pressure on the door as you knock, it creaks open. "Fluttershy?" >After looking behind you, you poke your head inside. >It's completely dark. "Um... Fluttershy? I'm coming inside." >You open the door all the way to see nothing. >A record player sits on the coffee table. >When you take a step forward, something hard hits you on the back of the head.     >Well, it's done. >Why he had to resist so much, you don't know. >It was simple... >He just had to love you. >For even one second of the five years and six months he lived here. >Why he couldn't, you don't know. >Nopony in town could say that you didn't try. >You've already called the authorities. >They should be here soon. >There was no point in doing this anymore. >Day to day, trying your hardest to think of his fetish. >Just so that maybe one day he would see you as more than just a pony. >Sadly, he never did. >The door is pushed on. >Then a loud knock is heard. >Looks like you forgot to unlock it. >You remain seated on the couch. >"THIS IS THE CANTERLOT ROYAL GUARD! IF YOU DO NOT OPEN UP WE WILL BE FORCED TO TAKE THIS DOOR DOWN!" >If only he could have seen how much it was hurting you. >How many times you would go home depressed. >How many nights you would cry yourself to sleep. >But... >You look at the slowly reddening trash bag and sigh. >The door flies off its hinges. >Three guards come in. >Two of them grab you and pull you outside. >As they push your face to the ground, the third guard comes running out. >You watch as he faints. >A carriage lands and five more guards leave it. >One of them helps the guard who just passed out. >The other four go into your house. >The two holding you drag you to the carriage. >You are restrained there. >The carriage takes flight. >And the only thing on your mind as you sit there in sadness... >Is the music playing from the record player. >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mATmfc-9Tio