>Day mouse in Equestria
Swift M0nkey: >You're walking to your clubhouse with Pinkie
Free Beer: oh, oh.  can I help?  can I help?
Swift M0nkey: Should we cyoa this?
Raodsideassistance: Should I sit this one down?
Aviator Anon: I am.
Aviator Anon: cya
Raodsideassistance: Bye Mr. Aviator
Theseus: Later.
Theseus: This gets me every time.
Theseus: http://i.imgur.com/ERO0XD3.jpg
Swift M0nkey: Don't die
Free Beer: He'll be fine
Free Beer: If he dies, we'll just replace him with another Anon.  One that is also an aviator.
Free Beer: He can be Aviator Anon the sixth.
Swift M0nkey: Hmmm
Swift M0nkey: Anyfaggot,
Swift M0nkey: >From the corner of your eye you see Fluttershy approaching
Free Beer: so, we cyoa, or I let swift do his thing
Swift M0nkey: Hold on
Swift M0nkey: Hold on
Swift M0nkey: Hold on
Swift M0nkey: Hold on
Swift M0nkey: Hold on
Swift M0nkey: Hold on
Swift M0nkey: Hooooooooooooooooold on
Swift M0nkey: no dloH
Raodsideassistance: Yeah?
Swift M0nkey: >She comes up and walks next to you
>"Hey Anon, what's up?"
 
What do?
Raodsideassistance: err um
POCKET SAND
Raodsideassistance: AND RUN LIKE ALL HELL
Swift M0nkey: >The first thing you think of is the smartest get away plan
>Reach into your pocket and grab the sand
"POCKET SAND!"
>Throw it in her face and she cries out and falls to the ground
>You look at her and then to Pinkie
>Pinkie looks at you and then to Fluttershy
>Fluttershy can't look at either of you because there is sand in her eyes silly
>Both of you take off running to the nearest alley
>When you are completely hidden, Pinkie taps your arm
"What?"
>"I have to go pee."
 
 
>What do?
Raodsideassistance: Dammit
Free Beer: have her pee out in the fourth wall, splashing us all with pink pony's piss
Raodsideassistance: really
Raodsideassistance: ...
Raodsideassistance: go for it
Free Beer: I don't do it for me, I do it for you all
Cordan: ....
Cordan: morons...
Dat_Lumberjack: FUCK THEIR BUTTS
Raodsideassistance: Hello Mr. Cordan
Theseus: http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1367279517726.gif
Theseus: Hey Cordon.
Cordan: heyhey
Swift M0nkey: "Just piss on the wall."
>"Okay, don't look."
>You turn away and the sound of piss is heard
>The sound of something gurgling attracts your attention
>You turn and see her piss literally phasing through the wall at people on computers
>A few cower in fear
>Most others accept their fate in silence
>And a small amount of them open their mouths
>You throw up in your mouth a little
>She finishes up and the wall goes back to normal
>"Okay, let's get to my place so we can hide."
"Good idea."
>Whilst following her though, your face becomes acquainted with the ground
>A crying Fluttershy is there glaring angrily down at you
 
wat do
Raodsideassistance: Confront her
Raodsideassistance: and ask why your clothes are now muddy
Raodsideassistance: [And by god you hope thats just mud]
Cordan: shit on her chest
The HoboTognon: hello friends, i am back
Raodsideassistance: So you are
The HoboTognon: yall doing a cyoa?
Swift M0nkey: "Fluttershy..."
>"THAT WASN'T VERY NICE!"
"Why are my clothes muddy?"
>She blinks a few times and tilts her head in confusion
>"What?"
"My clothes."
>"You want them off?"
"No..."
>She smirks a little at you and brings her head down
>"I think you want them off..."
"No!"
>She begins singing a song
>"I'm gonna have some doxk tonight...and nothins gonna stop this ride..."
>A pink blur swoops past you and a loud crack sound is heard
>Fluttershy is now on the ground unconscious
>Pinkie is there with a hoof extended to you
>You grab it and she helps you up
>"Sorry I dropped some of my chocolate."
>You smell the stains on your shirt
>Why would you do that, what if it were shit?
>You continue on to her house and get inside
>Or you would have, if Gummy was not ten times his original size and growling at you
 
 
What do?
 
Brb
Raodsideassistance: Yup
Raodsideassistance: Punch him
Cordan: in his man-cunt
Raodsideassistance: punch the damn lizard
The HoboTognon: i say, shove your dick in his nose hole
Cordan: thats just a smidge overkill
Raodsideassistance: Punch it
The HoboTognon: also, i dunno if i should be happy someone else can DM, or worried that they might be better
Raodsideassistance: ehhh
Raodsideassistance: How about we have a competition
The HoboTognon: in what?
Raodsideassistance: I mean I won't bring out the thunderdome or anything
The HoboTognon: just a friendly tussle in the mud, naked and slightly drunk?
The HoboTognon: which reminds me of a story i wanna tell yall later
Raodsideassistance: A little more drunk
The HoboTognon: well, maybe after swift is done DMing, and if he agrees
Raodsideassistance: *A bit giddy
Raodsideassistance: yaaaaaaayyy
Free Beer: grab spike and get him greedy so he can be ten times the size as well.
Swift M0nkey: Alright back
Lasagna: https://boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/10154221
Free Beer: then kaijuu fight!
The HoboTognon: so swift
The HoboTognon: did you think i would just let you come into my territory, and let you walk away with my friends?
The HoboTognon: well if you did, then you're a silly little babby
Swift M0nkey: Tog sh
The HoboTognon: [i'm kidding, although i am feeling odd about having another DM in the cj]
The HoboTognon: fine
Raodsideassistance: Holy hell
Raodsideassistance: THUNDERDOME
Swift M0nkey: >Pinkie screams and hides behind you
>There is only one thing to do now
>You pull back your arm and scream at Gummy
"FALCON!"
>In a flaming bird, you punch forward and hit him in the snout
"PAWNCH!"
>His body folds in on itself and there is a blinding white flash
>When you can see once again, Gummy is small and stupid looking again
>Pinkie looks at you
>"Nice job! Where did you learn to do that?"
"Super Smash Brothers."
>She tilts her head in confusion
"You ponies know nothing."
>She looks around and gasps
>Fluttershy is right there with teary eyes and a bruised head flying towards you
>"GIVE. ME. THAT. DOXK!"
 
 
What do?
Cordan: equip penis
Swift M0nkey: >You zip down your pants and pull out your dick in defense
>She changes her position mid air so she is flying cunt first at you
>QUICK ANON! THINK!
>You delve deep into your mind and open the porn folder
>Rarity...Twilight...Rainbow...Derpy-whoa whoa, there we go
>You get hard instantly and stand ready to engage in combat with her
>She comes flying in and you swing at her
>There is a loud snap noise then she shrieks and falls to the ground
>Her wing is pushed backwards, a bone is jutting out, and blood is pouring from it
>She cries on the ground as you and Pinkie slowly get into the house
>You watch her from the window
>"Nonny we can't just leave her there! What do we do?"
 
 
The final decision. What do?
Theseus: >rape
Theseus: IT WAS A JOOOOOOKE SWIFT
Dat_Lumberjack: Rape
Swift M0nkey: >You look at Pinkie and put a hand on her cheek
"You know what we must do."
>She backs away from you slightly
>"No...you can't mean-"
"Yes. We have to rape her."
>"But...but...we promised we wouldn't do that anymore!"
"Look at her. She's suffering. Do you want to see your friends suffer?"
>"N-No..."
>She swallows hard
>"Okay...let's do it."
>After grabbing a pillow, you head out with her and kneel next to Fluttershy as she cries in pain
"Shhhh..."
>She looks up at you confused
>"Anon?"
>You position yourself behind her and rub her ass
"Fluttershy...you might want to bite this."
>You throw the pillow in front of her and her head snaps back to you in horror and disbelief
"I'm going in dry."
Swift M0nkey: Fuck
Swift M0nkey: Hit enter too early
>"No Anon, NO NO NO!"
>You thrust deep into her asshole and she chomps down on the pillow while screaming through her teeth
>As you pound in and out, eventually the blood makes a nice enough lubricant to ride smooth
>Pinkie lifts Fluttershy's head up and looks her in the eyes
>"Eat me out."
>"UGH! Wh-What?"
>Pinkie slaps her across the face
>"I SAID EAT ME OUT!"
>Fluttershy begins licking Pinkie's twat as tears roll down her cheeks
>Pinkie then smashes Fluttershy's head deeper into her
>After a few more minutes of pushing deep into Fluttershy, Pinkie whistles to you
>You nod
>"Ready?"
"Yeah!"
>Both of you release your bodily fluids into Fluttershy
>The sky begins to darken besides one circle above the both of you
>You both pull away from Fluttershy and watch as the cleansing light comes down to her
>It shines upon her and she is dematerialized into the air
>A few tears fall from Pinkie's eyes
>You put a hand on her shoulder
"It's all we could have done."
>She cries on you as you hold her
 
 
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>Fluttershy opens her eyes to see a brightly colored land
>Seems almost identical to the old Ponyville...
>Except...
>There are Anons everywhere instead of ponies
>"O-Oh my~"
 
 
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>You stand in front of the tombstone of Fluttershy and all of the ponies are crying
>Including Princess Celestia
>But it's okay
>She's in a better place now