tree fiddy
Banjo Tooie n64 cartridge
Pinkie as rapist
 
 
 
 
>An awful day in Requestria.
>A knock on the door is heard as you are setting up the Nintendo 64 you just bought. [This is not to be confused with the Nintendo 63, a model so smokin hot that not even blowing the cartridge would fix it.]
"It's unlocked!"
>"I know silly!"
>Turn and see Pinkie there.
>The door is wide open.
"Wait how-"
>A pink streak stops you.
>"WOWIE! What's this here Nonny?"
"This, my pink mare almost friend, is a Nintendo 64."
>She giggles at you, "I know that! I mean what's this?"
>She holds up the Banjo Tooie cartridge.
>You snatch it away.
"Be careful with this! It's the only thing that came with me to Equestria and I don't want anything to happen to it."
>She narrows her eyes.
>Slowly a grin stretches across her face.
>"So is it your fetish?"
"Of course not! It's only a game! But it serves as a memory from my world. A truly sacred thing that could never be repla-"
>She pulls one out from behind her.
"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT?!"
>"They sold it at the same market stand Nonny!"
>What the fuck.
>Now this game means nothing now.
"Do you know if they had any other games?"
>"Well of course they had other games silly!"
>You would go down there yourself, but you just got back from there and you're a lazy sack of shit.
"How much are they? I don't want to go down there so I'll just give you the money."
>As you reach into your pocket she looks at you and says, "I need about tree fiddy."
>Well it was about that time you noticed this pink mare was about eight stories tall and is a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.
>The Loch Ness monster.
"DAMN IT MONSSAH! GET OUTTA MY HOUSE!"
>"How bout just two fiddy?"
"OH NOW IT'S ONLY TWO FIDDY?! WHAT IS THERE A SALE ON LOCH NESS MUNCHIES OR SOMETHIN?!"
>The Loch Ness monster hangs it's head and stomps through your wall.
>Fucking hell.