>A day to be forgotten in Equestria
>The sound of constant beeping of the heart rate monitor awakes you
>You look at Berry as she smiles in her sleep
>She may be the most stressful thing thats ever happened to you, but damn is she adorable
>You pet her head softly and she smiles more while nuzzling into your palm
>The door opens and Nurse Redheart walks in
>You immediately retract your hand
>Public showings of physical attraction is frowned upon in this society
>The only reason you know this is because Princess Celestia made you write it three hundred times on a chalkboard
>Of course she can't read your language so she thought you just scribbled a whole bunch of times and threw you in jail for the night
>Who knew that having a threesome in the kids section of the Canterlot royal library was illegal?
>Fucking laws...
>"Would you like to see the damage?"
>Asks Redheart as she leans the clipboard she is holding to you
Sure.
>She puts it on your lap and what do you know, you can't read pony
>So instead you just stare at the paper and nod with your hand on your chin
>She takes the clipboard and looks at you funny
>"You didn't even read it did you?"
>You shrug and scratch your head
I can't read Equestrian language.
>She looks shocked
>"Really?! Oh come on it isn't that hard! Here I'll show you."
>After five minutes of learning Equestrian language, Berry wakes up
>It's a good thing too, you weren't sure how much longer you could take being told that a little doodle of a penis was actually the letter F
>Wait a minute that means...
>~
>Mayor Mare looks frustratedly at the wall of the town square building
>"WHO KEEPS WRITING F?! F WHAT?!"
>~
>Redheart leaves when Berry stretches out
>She turns and looks at you
>"Hey love."
Hey Berry. How did you sleep?
>"Like a basket of carrots."
>She grins widely at you
>You lightly shake your head while smiling
>The door opens and a doctor pony comes in
>"Alright Miss Berry Punch, you are free to go. Just don't try to snorkel in the bathtub anymore."
>This doctor is an asshole
>He just walks out after saying that
So Berry, ready to go?
>"I want some food first."
>Yeah...you're kind of hungry too
That's a good idea.
>Redheart comes back in and you walk to her
Can we get some food before we leave?
>"Sure!"
>She trots out happily and you go back to Berry
>Sit on the side of the bed
>"Anon, why can't I fly?"
Because you don't have wings Berry.
>"Oh."
>It is silent for a few minutes
>"Hey Anon, why can't I use magic?"
You don't have a horn.
>"Oh okay."
>Is is silent once again
>"Hey Anon, how do I get a horn and wings?"
Be the pupil of an alicorn.
>"How is being the poople of an acorn going to get me anything? Anon, you're a little messed up in the head."
>Screaming internally
>The door opens and Redheart comes in with two bowls of some stew
>She puts Berry's on the table next to her and gives you yours
Thank you.
>"Thmmk oo!"
>You look to Berry who now has half of it in her mouth and spit as she talked
>Redheart leaves and you enjoy your vegetable stew
>This really is one of the only things you can eat a lot of in this world
>Can't get full off salad, what are you a vegan?
>You check your hair and eyes
>Not white and glowing
>Nope, not a vegan
>There is a gurgle noise
>You turn and see Berry choking on her food
>God damn it
>You put down your bowl and grab her to do the heimlich
>But she hits you in the face
>You let go and grab your head
Damn it Berry...
>"Why are you mad?! You're the one who wanted to feel me up!"
What...you were choking!
>"Cho King? I have no idea what you're talking about, weirdo."
>Just think Anon...
>A drop from the window would end it all
>You stand and walk to the window
>Nevermind, on first floor
>Fucking buildings
Ugh...Berry let's go.
>You say as you walk to the door
>"Up!"
>You look to her and she holds her hooves up to you
I'm not carrying you Berry. You have legs for a reason.
>"UUUUP!"
Berry...
>She begins screaming at the top of her lungs
>You quickly scoop her up to avoid alerting some security or something
>She silently hums a song as you walk out holding her
Berry, where should we go? We're definitely not going back to Fluttershy's house, she's a nutjob.
>"Cupcakes!"
>She throws a hoof out, cracking you in the head
>Shit this much head trauma can not be good for you
Berry wha-
>"CUPCAKES!"
>She angrily says while waving her leg in that direction
>You turn to where she's pointing and see Pinkie Pie walking down the stree towards you
Good idea Berry!
>You walk up to her
>"Hiya Berry Nimous!"
>Fucking Pinkie.
Pinkie, this is going to sound crazy but can we live with you?
>Pinkie looks at Berry
>Then to you
>Back to Berry who is now twitching in her sleep
>"I guess so. Not for too long right?"
No of course not. Just until I can get a house again.
>"What happened?"
It's a long story...
>...
>A story you explained to her as you got yourself settled at her house
>"So she...burnt down your house?"
Basically.
>You both look to her now playing with Gummy on the bed
>"She doesn't look like she could do that."
Well she wasn't doing it in spite of me or anything, she's retarded.
>Pinkie gasps and hits you with a hoof
>"That's not nice Anon! You can't talk about your marefriend like that!"
She's not my marefriend!
>"Then why do you always carry her everywhere?!"
I am legally supposed to care for her. She may be cute but she's not my marefriend!
>Pinkie huffs and throws up her arms
>"Whatever you say Anon...I have to go to work. You should try to find a job so you can afford a house. They aren't going to just up and build you one because you're endangered here."
Okay mom.
>She throws a pillow at you and leaves the house
>A grumble noise attracts your attention to Berry
>"I have to go."
Ugh...
>You lead her to the bathroom and are about to close the door when you remember what happened last time
>Instead you go back inside and shut the door behind you
>"What are you doing?"
I'm not leaving you alone in here. Last time you covered the walls with shit.
>She blushes and turns away a little
>"Oh...you noticed?"
>Fucking...
Yes Berry, I noticed.
>"Get out please it makes me uncomfortable with some pony else in here!"
>You shake your head and lean against the wall
Go already.
>With a huff she looks away from you and crosses her arms in defeat
>Then she looks over at you
>She narrows her eyes
>Then unleashes her fury into the toilet bowl
>*PLPLPTLHPTLTPBLTBPTLHTPHLTBLPLTPHLPTLBLTPLH*
>Jesus christ the smell hit you like that one lady who's purse you tried to steal
>...there was a brick in it
>Yeah, don't steal from the elderly
>After wiping and flushing, Berry walks past you and out with her tongue stuck out
>You manage to get out of the bathroom and gasp for air
Fuck Berry! That was disgusting!
>"That's nothing! You should have heard what Gummy was telling me earlier."
>She turns to Gummy and then laughs after a few minutes
>"Isn't he hilarious?"
>This fucking mare...
>Nevermind that, you have to get shit done today
Berry...do you want to help me go job hunting? I can't leave you alone here and we need the bits.
>"Yeah let's get a job!"
>She hops onto your shoulders from the bed
>This pony's got some hops
Berry...
>You pull her over your head and into your arms
I'm getting the job. Not you. Don't even talk when we find some place, okay?
>She smiles and nods her head
>It's about damn time she understands something
>You head out with her and go into the market
>You pass a stand with weird totems and trinkets on it
>Running the stand is none other than
Zecora? What are you doing in town?
>"Ah, Anonymous! What a pleasure to meet you here."
>She's stopped rhyming because it started to confuse the normal ponies
>"Who is this?"
>She points to the sleeping pony in your arms
Oh, this is Berry.
>"Your marefriend?"
What? No!
>Berry nuzzles into your body and Zecora raises an eyebrow
>"Really?"
Ugh...are you hiring or not?
>You say as you look around her strange stand
>"No. But I heard that the restaurant is."
>She points a hoof to at building on the corner
>After thanking her you walk into the restaurant
>It's a nice place, not too run down but not five star classy type
>Although the blue floor does not match the neon green tables they have here
>You stop your internal critique of the place when a pony comes over
>"Will that be just the two of you today?"
Oh um no I heard you're hiring?
>"Oh yes! Right this way."
>She walks you through to an office and opens the door for you
>You walk in and the dark blue pony with a brown mane tells you to sit
>"So, what are you here for?"
I'm looking for a job.
>"Both of you?"
>Berry is now sitting up straight and she nods her head before you can explain
>God damn it Berry
>"What are your names?"
I'm Anon.
>"Berry!"
>He looks at her a little confused that she screamed at him but then relaxes
>"Okay, tell me why I should hire you."
>He says as he leans back in his chair and looks at Berry and back to you
>Here goes
I won't let you down with anything you tell me to do, and I swear to be honest with you at all times.
>He nods his head and then looks to Berry
>"And you, miss?"
>"I like tomatoes."
>It is silent as the spaghetti falls out of your pockets onto the ground
Look I can explain-
>"Explain what Anon? As a fellow tomato fan, I say you're both hired!"
>Wat
>...
>You're now in the kitchen and this is the last stop of the tour
>Too bad there were only three stops
>His office, the bathroom, and here
>Also his name is Jeff
>Not short for Jeffrey, he corrected you
>Just Jeff
>"Okay, what is rule one of the kitchen?"
>He asks while standing in front of you
Wash your hands?
>"Don't listen to rules!"
>Screams Berry
>He russles her mane and smiles
>"Atta mare. Alright I'm going now. Sophie down there will teach you how the equipment works."
>And with that he leaves
>You both turn to Sophie
>Holy shit you almost threw up
>She is about four times the weight of an average mare and has her hair up with a net on it
>And the sweat stains on her clothes just add to the disgustingness
>She looks over to you and waves at you
>"Get over here."
>She sounds like she's been smoking for thirty years
>You cautiously approach her
>"Move yer ass!"
>She hacks up some mystery goop and spits it in the trash next to her
>You and Berry get over to her and jesus fucking christ she smells like burnt shit wrapped in shit
>Worse than Twilight's bathroom
>"Alright, I work with the salads and you both are assigned to trash duty."
That's it? Just taking out the trash?
>"Unless ya want me to squeeze my fat ass past ya."
>She winks at you
>You throw up in your mouth a little
No ma'am.
>Berry has been exceptionally quiet for now
>She's just listening as Sophie tells you about her experiences working here
>Also apparently Sophie can fit twenty seven carrots down her throat before she gags
>You get to work taking out the trash
>Turns out there was a huge fucking pile of it right outside in the alley
>You have to carry it across the street to the dumpster
>And so you did, bag by bag
>Berry is as big as each bag and gave up after the third one
>Now she just rides your back and gives you moral support
>"GIDDIE UP ANON! LIFT WITH YOUR BACK!"
>Damn it Berry
>...
>It took you three hours of labor, but you finally did it
>All the trash is in the dumpster now
>Surprisingly there is a magical portal in the dumpster that sucks the trash out to the swamp
>Guess that's safe right?
>Keep the swamp all...swampy?
>Brain please not now
>Berry jumps off you and wipes away nothing from her forehead
>"Whew Anon! That was some hard work!"
Berry I did all of it.
>You turn around and Sophie drops another bag down
>"I got it Anon!"
>Berry puts it on her back and walks across the street
>Just then an oversized ball of lettuce on wheels comes flying down the street
Shit!
>You run out and push Berry the rest of the way across
>You are hit by it and it explodes to just leaves of lettuce
>Pinkie is right there eating some
>"Hey Anon!"
Ouch Pinkie...
>You rub the back of your head that hit the wheel
>How have you not been knocked unconscious yet?
Weren't you working?
>"I got off early sillybuns!"
>You sit up and see Jeff talking to Berry
Oh no...
>You run over there
>Jeff turns to you
>"Anon! How nice of you to finish your jog while Berry took out all the trash."
>He says with a nasty tone as he leads Berry back inside with a hoof over her shoulder
>Are you fucking kidding
>You stomp over to the door seeping with rage and it flings open before you touch it
>Sophie is there
>"I heard from Jeff that you think taking jogs and not doing your job is fun."
>She looks angry
>Wait...she always looks like that
>Nevermind then
Of course not! I did all that work while she sat on my shoulders! You saw it yourself!
>"I didn't see anything but you're sweet ass running back over."
>Wat
Um...what?
>She licks her lips
No...
>You back away
>She pounces at you, pinning you to the ground with three hundred pounds of fat on your torso
UGH SHIT YOU FAT BITCH GET OFF!
>"Yeah! Call me a whore!"
>She's grinding her fatass pussy on your leg as she pulls your pants down
>Brain: Penis, be a trooper don't succumb to this!
>Penis: I...I...UGH I CAN'T DO IT!
>Brain: RESIST IT MAN!
>Penis: AAAHHHHH!
>It was a valiant effort but your dick loses and raises it's defense by 4 points
Why me...
>She gets them completely off and without hesitation plunges you into her deep abyss
>Also known as her butthole
>She bounces up and down on you moaning out in a whisper because of her raspy ass voice
>Each time she slams down you feel your pelvis being closer and closer to being smashed to bits
>Eventually her legs give out, and she slams down a final time, pushing her and, unfortunately, you off the edge
>She squirts onto your shirt
>Fucking hell now you have to get a new one
>She pulls off of you and rips a wicked fart
>Why is this your life
>She turns to you after standing and winks
>Then winks again as she goes back inside
>Bleh...
>And you did
>Threw up all that was in your stomach, which wasn't much
>After composing yourself and pulling up your pants, you go back inside
>You see Berry staring off into the distance as Jeff talks to her about business stuff
Berry, we're leaving.
>She looks at you and then nods
>"Wait, you can't just leave!"
>Jeff calls out
We quit.
>You walk over to Berry and she looks up at you
>Then a whistle attracts your attention
>You look up to see Sophie presenting her asshole dripping with your seed
>Instead of ogrereacting, you stare right at it
>Then turn back, pick up Berry, and walk out of the front door
Nope.
>"Where are we going Anon?"
I guess back to Pinkie's house.
>"Oh. Hey Anon?"
What?
>"I love you."
>You look down to her
>She smiles as she curls into your chest and her tail swishes
>D'awwww
>That almost helps you feel like you didn't just get raped by a fat, sweaty, and vomit inducing miniature horse
>...Brain you're a dick
>When you get back to Pinkie's place the sun is setting
>Pinkie is there laying on her bed with Gummy on her chest
>She moves her head so she's looking at you upside down
>"Hey Anon."
Were you driving that thing?
>"Yeah...now I know why they didn't give me a license."
>She flips over and Gummy jumps away
>"So, did you get a job?"
Yes and no.
>"What?"
We had jobs for a few hours...but quit. It was a crappy job anyways.
>Pinkie sighs
>"Well if you can't pay rent then you can't live here. I'm sorry Anon."
Pinkie please just let us stay the night?
>She puts a hoof to her chin and looks to you
>Then she looks at Berry who sits up a little
>Her nose scrunches up and she does a cute wittle sneeze
>D'awwww
>D'awwwwing this much should be a crime
>"Okay Anon, for tonight."
>You look at her for a few seconds
So...where are we sleeping?
>Pinkie giggles and pats the bed
>You take off Berry's clothes and strip down to your boxers and shirt
>Pinkie is cool because she likes mares so you don't have to worry
>You walk over and put Berry on it, then get under the covers yourself
>In a few seconds you feel something warm and fuzzy on both the front and back of your torso
>Berry is snuggled against your chest while Pinkie is back to back with you
>"Night Anon."
>Pinkie says as she reaches for the light
>"Night my love..."
>Mumbles Berry into your shirt
>She smells it and then turns around
>Yeah gonna have to completely get rid of this damn thing
Goodnight.
>You drift off into warm, fuzzy, and adorable wrapped sleep