>Something wet pushes against your nose, awaking you.
>Booping noses with you is Pinkie Pie.
>She giggles and pulls away.
>Then she bounces up in the bed.
>"Come on Nonny! Get up!"
>She jumps around and around your body.
>"Get up get up get up!"
"Alright! I'm gettin' up!"
>You sit up and rub your eyes a bit before stretching.
>Pinkie jumps off the bed.
>"It's time for the morning routine Nonny!"
>She pulls you by the hand into the bathroom and spins you around.
>All of your clothes are thrown off and you sit down on the toilet.
>Pinkie prepares to push on your stomach but you stop her.
"I appreciate it, but this I can do myself."
>"Okay. I'll just get the water going."
>She steps into the shower and turns it on.
>"AAAHHH THAT'S COLD!"
>She dances around on her tiphooves and then turns the knob the other way so it gets warmer.
>And then you flush.
>"AAAAAHHHH COOOLDDD!"
"Sorry!"
>She pulls you in and you're drenched with cold water.
"AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
>You feel like retaliating but she looks up at you with a cute face.
>"I love you so much Nonny."
>She stands on her hind legs and wraps her forelegs around your waist.
>You bend down and pick her up in a hug of your own.
"I love you too Pinkie."
>After the passionate moment you two share in the shower, you decide to actually use the purpose of it and clean each other.
>She helps you clean your back and you help her clean hers.
>When you finish, you dry off and put on some clothes.
>As you're getting dressed you look over and see the soulless eyes of Gummy watching you.
>God that thing is terrifying.
>Pinkie shakes off the water and poofs to a big ball of fur.
>Then it dries almost instantly and she is back to normal.
>Fucking Pinkie.
>How does she work?
>She bounces over to the stairs and throws Gummy in her mane, "Ready for breakfast Nonny?"
"You fuckin' bet!"
>She giggles and goes down the stairs into the kitchen of Sugarcube Corner.
>Pretty damn cool how she can just eat as many sweets as she wants because she lives here.
>You follow after her and see her sitting at a booth with a plate of cupcakes.
>"Come on and sit down with me Nonny, we're not even open yet!"
"Alright."
>When you sit down she pushes a chocolate cupcake towards you.
>May the gods in the pastry afterlife have mercy on that cupcake.
>Because you sure as hell aren't.
>Pinkie looks up at you with chocolate on her nose.
>She goes cross-eyed looking at it and then giggles before licking it off.
>Had you not have chose Pinkie that day, you probably wouldn't be getting so fat.
>But you should be glad you did, now it's almost impossible to not be happy.
>When you actually made the decision, they were surprised.
>Like they really thought Pinkie wasn't going to be chosen.
>Wonder why.
>Most of them moved on and found their special somepony.
>Fluttershy learned to be more assertive and actually asked Bic Mac out on a date.
>She nearly fainted when he agreed though.
>Rainbow Dash got the attention of the famous Wonderbolt, Soarin.
>The guy finally stopped eating pie to realize he had an admirer.
>Applejack prefers not to have a significant other at the moment.
>She doesn't think searching for a stallion is going to get her a lifelong relationship.
>Makes sense.
>Rarity recently had a stallion from Prance move in with her.
>He's a bit of an upper class fellow but not snobbish like the folks in Canterlot.
>Twilight wants things to stay the way they are now.
>She believes that one day she will bump into the right stallion.
>Pinkie holds up a cupcake on her hoof.
>"Take a bite."
"Okay."
>You lean forward and bite down on the cupcake.
>She does the same and your lips meet in the center.
>You can feel her tongue inside of your mouth with the cupcake.
>Suddenly you have no more cupcake in your mouth.
"HEY!"
>Pinkie giggles as she swallows what you had been eating.
>She wants to play this game?
>Two can do that.
>You hold up a cupcake in your hand.
"Take a bite."
>She smiles and closes her eyes to take a bite.
>Then you stuff the entire thing in your mouth and watch as she leans forward and bites into nothing.
>She opens her eyes and looks around confused.
>It makes you chuckle.
>She laughs with you.
>Such is life with a taste of laughter.