>The beautiful green treetops of the Everfree Forest slowly move under you.
>The color contrasts with that of the light blue sky, slightly tinted a light pinkish color by the sun as it nears the horizon and-
"Holy shit this is really fucking boring."
>You stand on one of Canterlot's Zeppelins watching the scenery go by.
>Besides the view of the land, this is one of the most fucking boring things that you have ever been on.
>Fucking Rainbow, she's the one who forced you to come on this cruise.
>She thinks you and her are a thing.
>You're not, and you tell her so.
>She either has really bad memory, or just doesn't give a shit.
>It's probably the latter, but you hope it's the former as you continue to stop her from acting like she's your girlfriend.
>A rainbow streak cuts your view of trees and mountains.
>Speak of the devil.
>Rainbow lands next to you and strikes a pose, looking at you as if she expects to be praised.
>When she realizes that you couldn't give less of a shit, she coughs and stands normally.
>"So, how do you like it?"
"It's shit. And you're shit for bringing me here."
>She shakes her head and flies up to your face.
>"Really?"
>She speaks softly to you with a low voice, probably because she doesn't want any witnesses to hear her being girly.
"Yeah."
>You point out at the scenery.
"What's there to like about this? It's just a bird's eye view of some trees!"
>Her ears flatten and she lands.
>"But I thought you would like-"
>Her eyes look past you for a split second and she straightens up once again, rebuilding her usual aggressive tone.
>"Well I'm sorry for trying to do something nice for you!"
>You shake your head and turn around to see Mrs. Cake standing there.
>She gives a light wave while wearing a smile and you return the gesture.
>Without looking back at Rainbow, you walk off the raised platform to the main floor, heading toward an edge to sit on a cushioned seat.
>When you sit down, she lands next to you.
>Her voice lowers again.
>"Why don't you like it? It was really hard to get these tickets and-"
>Annoyed, you turn and interrupt her.
"Maybe I'd enjoy it more if you weren't riding my ass the entire time."
>You stand up and start walking further down the ship to the stairs that lead down into the lounge area, passing Princess Luna and a few other ponies to whom you cannot put a name.
>Rainbow follows closely behind you, trying to talk.
>Ignoring everything she says, you walk down the stairs and go over to the snack bar.
>There's only one open seat and you take it, forcing Rainbow to fly next to you if she wants to talk.
>You give her a shit eating grin when she realizes this as well.
>She groans and goes over to a couch to sit so she doesn't look strange.
>Taking a few mini sandwiches from a silver platter, you begin to chow down on them as you enjoy the music that is playing.
>Got no idea what tune it is, but the gray mare playing the cello is kinda hot.
>Hot in the "if she were human, you'd tap that" kind of way.
>That's totally okay to think.
>Right?
>Hopefully.
>You stuff a few more mystery meat sandwiches into your mouth.
>Really though, you have no idea what kind of meat this is.
>Or if it even is meat.
>Do horses eat meat?
>You nudge the well dressed stallion next to you.
>He turns and his face contorts in disgust.
>"How putrid, who let this monkey in here?"
>You furrow your brow.
"Just who the fuck are you calling monkey?"
>Rainbow flies in front of you, blocking your body from his.
>"I-I'm sorry, I did."
>She looks over her shoulder and motions for you to go back upstairs with her eyes.
>Pfft.
>Like you're going to listen to her.
>Just then, your brain decides to allow you to notice things happening around you.
>All of the ponies are staring at you.
"What are you looking at?!"
>They recoil a little bit but then continue to judge you in their minds.
>You stand up and stomp over to the stairs, making sure all of them can hear each one nearly snap each time you step down.
>Once back up top, Rainbow flies up and lands in front of you.
>"What was that all about?!"
"That asshole started that!"
>"And you made it worse!"
>You shake your head and start walking away from her.
"I'm done. I'm fucking done."
>She flies along next to you as you walk, keeping your pace.
>"Where are you going?"
"I don't know, but fucking leave me alone. I'm tired of your shit Rainbow."
>She looks hurt and you avert your eyes.
>"I'm sorry Anon. I shouldn't have brought you-"
>You snap your head to her.
"No, you really shouldn't have brought me on this fucking boring cruise. Now leave me the fuck alone."
>She stops flying next to you.
>You look back to see if she's just changing sides, but no, she stands there on the ship.
>"Alright..."
>She turns around and walks back with her head hung low.
>Fucking finally.
>You walk to the stern of the ship where a couple enjoys each other's company at a table.
"Hey, ya know they have rooms on this ship, right? Why don't you get one?"
>The stallion turns to you with an angered expression, but the mare touches his chest with a hoof and shakes her head when he looks.
>They leave and you shake your head.
>Everything is fucking stupid.
>Couples bragging to the world.
>Upper-class whiny faggots.
>This fucking cruise.
>And Rainbow.
>Especially Rainbow.
>You lean your arm on the railing at the edge of the stern.
>Fucking Rainbow.
>It's her fault you're here in the first place.
>With a sigh, you lean a little bit more against the rail.
>It creaks and suddenly snaps, sending you falling backwards.
>It takes your brain a full second to understand that you are plummeting to your death at an incredible speed.
>You start screaming at the top of your lungs and flail your limbs around.
>A small rainbow streak is seen coming from the ship.
>A look over your shoulder makes you certain you're dead as the ground is no more than a hundred feet below and coming up fast.
>You scream out as loud as you can and tense up every muscle in your body as adrenaline pumps throughout your system.
>While your eyes are tightly shut, you feel some force push you to the side.
>You open your eyes expecting to see Rainbow there holding you, but instead see her still approaching from the ship.
>Confused, you look toward where you are now flying at a quite alarming velocity.
>And that's when it hits you.
>Right in the face.
>The world goes black as you tumble down to the ground.
 
>You sit in the hospital next to Anon's bed.
>The doctors say he seems to be healing just fine, all things considered.
>But he shouldn't be, it's not possible.
>That must have been a forty foot fall from where he hit the mountain.
>And how did he even do that?
>He was falling straight down one second, and then it was like someone flipped the planet and he fell sideways.
>It was almost like he flew.
>But he doesn't have wings...
>You sit up straight as some of his friends come in.
>Nopony is going to believe this.