>Be Vinyl.
>There's a cardboard box you pulled down from the attic.
>It's a strange thing as it dosen't have a label on it.
>Using your horny magic...
>(It's not what it sounds like.)
>...you shake the box unaware of what's inside.
>It sounds...
>...metalic.
>Oh shit maybe it was something tavi's.
>You grab a knife if your desk and cut the box open.
>Wrapping paper and bubble wrap explode out of the box.
>You stand back as more materials fill the room.
>It finally slows down to a stop.
>Wrapping materials covering the floor.
>Crap,
>Tavi is gonna be pissed.
>Might as well see if it was worth it.
>Inside the box lays a red cylindrical object.
>Picking it up you don't think you've seen this before.
>There are two slits, one on the side, one on top.
>A symbol of a crown below the slit follow by 'EIIR' and 'post office'.
>A black rubber cap on the bottom.
>Maybe it was some sort of toy.
>Looking around to see noone's near you slowly put it in your lower lips.
>"DON'T PUT ME IN THERE YA FAT FUCK!"
>Pulling it out you look around again.
>Noone.
>Wierd.
>Keeping an eye on the door you place it on your crotch.
>"WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST TELL YOU YA DUMB FUCK!"
>Lifting the thing you place it on the floor in front of you.
>You stare it down.
>...
>nothing.
"I think I'm going crazy!"
>"Oh really?"
>You snap back to the object.
"Did you just talk?"
>...
>......
>.........
"Why am I talking to a jar?"
>"A: I'm not a jar I'm a piggy bank and B: Your insane."
"Ok now I'm sure your talking."
>...
>"It's not the piggy bank that's talkin'."
>You look behind you to make sure.
"No I'm pretty sure your talkin'."
>"...Seriously you've never heard the story of 'aladdin'? Like be serious with me now you can't even read what's imprinted on the side."
>Turning it around you see what he means...
>...covered by your 'juices'.
>Wiping it off...
>...It explodes in a puff of purple smoke!
>"Ah it's good too be back!"
>Oh fuck!
>You scream at the top of your lungs as the being comes into view.
>A giant ape-like creature wearing a white mask, black coat, pink shirt, and black cargo pants.
>The being standing well over you.
>He's so tall that...
>...he hits his head on the ceiling with a good thump.
>"Ow."
>Talk about breaking the suspension of disbelief.
>He, you assume it's a he, feels his way around the ceiling.
>"Damn this room sure is small."
>Your too shocked to say anything.
>"Ah I see we're not so cocky now, yeah cower in fear from big man mortals!"
>You just stand still quietly pissing yourself out of fear.
>"Aw, AW, come on! You just had to go and make a mess of yourself? Really? I thought you ponies would be more mature."
>You close your agape mouth and muster a response.
"Who- who are you?"
>"I am the great suitcase! Genie of inmense power!"
>He summons a green baseball cap and places it on his head.
>He points a finger in your direction.
>"And I am here to answer your wish!"
>You feel a bit more calm as you know he won't hurt you.
"Uh, ok... ...I'll have a grilled cheese sandwich."
>He looks at you in complete confusion.
>"Say what?"
"I said-"
>"Yes, yes I know what you wished for just... ...you know I can whip you up one downstairs right?"
"Oh can you do that please?"
>"Yes,"
>He takes a formal bow...
>"Master."
>...he leaves the room.
>Good thing he didn't break into song.
>Wait what about...
>You hear a scream come from downstairs.
>...Tavi...
>She's gonna be alright right?
>I mean the worst she can do is yell at you...
>The screaming comes to an abrupt stop as you hear a loud 'Thump' come from down stairs.
>...shit.
"Tavi!"
>You rush downstairs to see if she's ok.
>Coming into the living room the smell of melted cheese enters your nostrils.
>Tavi is laying motionless on the floor.
>You run over to her to see she's still breathing.
>Oh thank fuck.
"Suitcase!"
>A puff of smoke appears.
>Suitcase is standing before you with a plate of grilled cheese sandwiches.
>"Sandwiches, grilled cheese, as you ordered."
"What did you do with her!?"
>"I asked her if she wanted a grilled cheese."
"You- she's unconsious!"
>He looks to tavi and back at you.
>"So no grilled cheese?"
"No I-"
>You sigh.
>You take a grilled cheese and start digging in.
>It tastes pretty good...
>...for an ape-thing.
"What'll she do when she gets up?"
>"Probably think it was a dream, see me, scream, then pass out again."
>You want to correct him but you believe he is mostly right.
>.
>Be Octavia.
>You slowly come to.
>The house is abnormally clean.
>You sit up in your bed.
>Wait...
>...You could have sworn you passed out in the living room...
>...Maybe it was just a dream.
>Whatever...
>You shrug it off and get ready for the day.
>You still can't get the image of that... ...ape-thing out of your head.
>It sends shivers down your spine just thinking about it.
>Stopping by Vinyl's room you see inside and notice...
>...it's clean!
>No junk on the floor.
>Her bed is made.
>Heck, even her clothes are put away.
>Wait...
>You pick up a red cylindrical object.
>...I don't remember her having this.
>Must be one of her 'toys'.
>You sigh.
>Looking around you make sure nopony's watching you.
>Then you rush straight back to your room with her 'toy'.
>Sitting ontop of your bed you push the cylinder into your hole.
>"HOLY FUCK I THOUGHT WE WENT OVER THIS ALREADY!"
>Releasing a quick yelp you throw the object on the floor.
>Did- did it just talk!?
>With a quick thud it hits the wooden floor.
>"HEY BE CAREFUL YOU AUTISTIC FUCK!"
>You stare at the object for a couple of minuets.
>...
>......
>It's gone quiet again.
>You pick it up curious of what's inside.
>You shake it up and down.
>There's something metallic inside.
>"OI! THIS IS MY HOME YA DAFT CUNT!"
>Well this thing has quite the mouth.
"Hey watch your tongue!"
>"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD BE RESPECTFUL OF OTHER PEOPLE'S PROPERTY!"
"I AM!"
>"YOU JUST SHOVED ME INTO YOUR VAG! THE FUCK MAN!?"
"WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE HAUNTED A SEX TOY!"
>"IT'S NOT A SEX TOY IT'S A PIGGY BANK!"
"WELL THEN WHY IS IT NOT SHAPED LIKE A PIG!?"
>...
>"You know what? That's it I'm comming out."
>Purple mist starts spilling out of the cylinder.
>You throw it back on the floor.
>With a thud it explodes like a firework the mist covering the room.
>It smells like...
>...paint.
>You cough multiple times.
>Finally the smoke clears.
>Before you stands the ape-thing.
>Black coat, black pants, pink shirt...
>White mask.
>Exactly like the dream.
>...
>......
>.........
>He looks around the room.
>"Thankfully this room is bigger I can actually stand upright."
>You remain silent out of shock.
>"Ok, seriously though what is with you ponies and shoving things into your hole? I just don't get it."
>...
>......
>.........
>"Take your time."
>He grabs a seat.
>"I've got all day."
>...
>......
>.........
>He sighs.
>"First Aryanne now this."
>He gestures to you.
>"Where is this world going to?"