>Be Anonymous the human
>The year is 2012
>You happen to find yourself in the fandom of squigs the animated monkey cartoon
>On a normal Saturday morning watching squigs with a bowl of cereal in hand your tv glows azure
>You panic and drop your cereal all over yourself
>You then hear a cry for help
>Looking for the source you see that it was coming from the tv set
>Not knowing what to do with your milk drenched self you then found the courage to find a pillow and hide from the talking tv
>An image appeared, it was that of an orange pony
>The pony itself has little freckles, blonde hair, a cute little hat, and emerald eyes.
>The pony saw through the tv screen and looked at you with the most saddest of eyes
>Your heart skipped a beat and your hands stared to sweat
>You contemplated on helping the pony, but the only problem with that is...how?
>The pony was female and you can tell because of her voice
>"Hello? Can anyp0ny help me?! Ah'm stuck in a contraption of some sort!"
>You got spooked since it spoke English
>English must be a universal language or some shit
>Finally coming to a conclusion in what to do you then find your pet rock and throw it at your $500 tv
>Possibly your greatest mistake
>the tv then bursted into a giant purple flame
>Smoke filled the room and you couldn't see a single thing
>After a moment you see a pony silhouette
>Oh god.