>Everyone:"Whats the Boston Tea Party?"
A:"It happened on December 16, 1773. Many of the colonists were sick of the Tea Act enforced by King George."
A:"So as a political protest, they waited for a large ship full of the tea to arrive in Boston."
A:"Then, under the cover of night, many colonists snuck onto the boat, grabbing crates of tea, and throwing it overboard!"
>R:"...Well what was the point in that?"
>TS:"Yeah, it just seems like a waste of tea."
>S:"Ooh I get it! They were doing it as an act of defiance! For rebellion!"
A:"Bingo! Rarity, give Spike a cookie."
A:"They wanted to show King George that they weren't going to take that kind of malarchy anymore!"
>TS:"So what happened after that?"
A:"Ah dear Twilight, after the king had heard of the rebellion, he sent over more millitary forces to stop the rebels."
A:"When that happened, a few brave souls stood up to the king, to fight for the rebels."
A:"Some include John Adams, Thomas Jefferson, Benjamin Franklin, Paul Revere, and the most famous, George Washington."
*DING DONG, DING DONG*
>R:"Oh, thats the town square clock! Is it really noon already?"
>TS:"Wow, so sorry we kept you for so long, Rarity."
>R:"Oh its no trouble, Twilight! I had a fun time learning from Anon!"
>R:"Anon, feel free to drop by any time you'd like. I would love to hear more about your kind's history!"
A:"Anytime, Rarity!"
>the group makes its way towards the exit
>as Twilight opens the door, you see three familiar fillies standing outside
>SB:"Oh hello, Ms. Twilight. Is my sister hom- OH MY CELESTIA! A MONSTER!!!"
>SC:"RUN AWAY!"
>AB:"AAAAH!"
>they all run for the hills
>Rarity runs to the door, extremely frustrated
>R:"Sweetie Belle! Get back here and apologize to Anon RIGHT NOW!"
>TS:"Forget it, Rarity. They're long gone by now."
>S:"Knowing the CMC, they probably ran to their clubhouse."
A:"I expected as much."
 
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>as the group is walking through town, you can feel your stomach getting the rumblies
*gurglurg*
A:"Man, I'm hungry."
>S:"Yeah, me too. Twilight, can we stop and get something to eat?"
>TS:"Oh sure! Is the Hay-burger alright?"
A & S:"Yeah that's fine."
>you approach the Hay-burger, which reminded you way to much of McDiabeetus
>you enter, ducking your head, but this building wasn't as tall, so you had to bend your back to your noggin wouldn't hit
the ceiling
>Clerk:"Welcome to Hay-burger, Home of the Hay-burger, what would you like to order?"
>Twilight and Spike get their orders
>as you scan the menu, most of their burger are filled with hay
>I mean cmon, not even a plain veggie burger?
>then, something spots your eye
>"For herbivores - For Carnivores"
>two different fucking menus
>they didn't have this kind of variety back on Earth
A:"Umm, I'll take a fish sandwich, with medium fries, and a small water, please."
>Clerk:"Alright, that rings up to 5 bits, please."
>Twilight pays the clerk
>Clerk:"Thank you, your order will be #7."
>*minutes later*
>Clerk:"Order number seven!"
>Twilight goes up to get the order
>she comes back with one of the best looking fish sandwiches you've ever seen from a fast food joint
A:"Huh, it actually looks like the picture."
>TS:"What?"
A:"Oh, nothing. Its just that humans back on Earth have fast food places as well. But they don't make as good food as this."
>S:"Why is that? Wouldn't they want to please their customers?"
A:"You would think so, but America today rather cares about quantity over quality."
>S:"Huh, well around here we do care if any product is made with care or not, right Twilight?"
>TS:"Yep, remember when the Flim-Flam brothers tried to beat Applejack in that cider contest? Even though they produced more,
their whole batch was completely foul?"
>S:"Yeah, it tasted like dirt!"
A:"Well, I'm glad at lease Equestria cares about self image. Its good for morale. And believe me, if you saw America's
burger stops, you wouldn't be wanting to be eating that right now."
>Twilight and Spike look down at their burgers
A:"Anyway, lets dig in!"
 
===
 
*BUUURP*
A:"Damn, that was delicious..."
>you felt like a beached whale
>TS:"Glad you enjoyed it, Anon. But maybe next time you won't wolf down your meal?"
>you're one to judge Twi, you remember in Twilight Time how she just inhaled her meal in front of the CMC
>S:"So now where to?"
>Spike was picking his teeth with a toothpick
>TS:"Well, so far we've met Rainbow Dash, Rarity..."
>?:"But you forgot me!!!"
>TS:"Hold on who-"
>*YOINK*
>you feel something grab you and pulled you away from Twilight and Spike at lightning speed
>you end up hitting your head on a doorway
A:"Ow! Hey!"
>?:"Sorrymister!Didn'tmeantohurtya!IwasjustSOOOexcitedtomeetyou!Iheard-"
>TS:"PINKIE PIE!"
>Twilight and Spike burst through the door
>TS:"What in Equestria are you doing with Anon!?"
>PP:"OhhiTwilightandSpike!I'msorryIrippedNonnyawayfromyou,Ijustreallywastoexcitedtowait-"
>Pinkie is just bouncing around Sugarcube Corner
>like a fucking beach ball
>she was your most hated character, even Bluefast was one up from Ponka
>instinctively, you grabbed her by the scruff of the neck
>PP:"Heyheyheyheyhey!WhatshappenningNonny!?"
>TS:"Anon! What are you doing!?"
A:"Twilight, relax, I've done this before."
>working on a ranch during your past live, you have a basic education on handling livestock
A:"Okay, Pinkie... How much candy have you had today?"
>PP:"HmmmmmlemmethinkIhad2sugarcoateddonuts,4superfrostycupcakes,achocolatefilled-"
>see, this is the exact kind of bullshit that makes me hate you, Ponka
A:"Okay, Pinkie, Im going to set you down now."
A:"I need you to listen to me, OKAY?"
>Pinkie nods her head furiously
>you set Pinkie down on the floor
>you can see herself shaking, almost vibrating
>TS:"Pinkie you need to control your sugar intake! We've talked about this!"
>she's starting to buzz around the room, like a bumper car
>inb4 "Whoo! Bumper Cars!"
A:"PINKIE!"
>she stops buzzing, and turns
>PP:"YeeeeeeessssNonny?"
A:"Look at me."
>she stares at you
A:"I need you to do exactly as I do, okay?"
>again, she nods her head furiously, how does she not have head trauma?
A:"Inhale."
>Pinkie takes in a huge breath
A:"Count to four."
>you hold out your fist, and start to count with your fingers
>1
>2
>3
>4
A:"Exhale."
>PP:*PHEEEEEW*
A:"Count to four."
>1
>2
>3
>4
 
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>you keep doing this until Pinkie starts to calm down
>PP:*PHEEEeeww* *sigh* Thanks, Nonny! I feel better now!"
>TS:"How did you know that would work?"
A:"It's helped me before. So why wouldn't it work on this hyper motherf-
>PP:"Soooo 'Non! When did you get to Ponyville???"
A:"Actually, I just got here yesterday-"
>TS:"NO DON'T!"
>PP:"WHAAAAT? Nopony gave you a Super-Duper-Welcome-To-Ponyville Party!?"
>Pinkie turns and grabs Twilight by the face
>PP:"What were you thinking!?"
>TS:"Pinkie! We got here at 2 in the morning! It wasn't a time to celebrate!"
>PP:"Silly, anytime is time to party!"
>you watch as the two continue their bickering
>you see Spike take a mini cupcake from a free-sample stand
>eh, why not?
A: *bite* "Hmm, not bad."
>you didn't hear the front door open over the fighting
>RD:"Twilight! Pinkie!"
>TS & PP:"WHAT!?"
>Rainbow looks mortified
>RD:"Uhh, I was just looking for you guys, thats all."
>TS:"Sorry, Rainbow. We just got a little PREOCCUPIED."
>PP:"Well SOOOOORRRYYY, I was just told how Nonny never got a Super-Duper-Welc-"
>RD:*pfft* "Did you just call him Nonny?"
>shut up, Dashcunt
>you wipe the frosting from your mouth
A:"Well girls, how about we get moving, huh?"
>PP:"Oh alright, but I still ow you a Super-Duper-Welcome-To-Ponyville Party!"
 
===
 
>the group, now following Twilight, is now walking down a dirt road, towards the outskirts of the city
>along the way, you meet a familiar face
>R:"Hello girls!"
A:"Hey Rarity, whats up?"
>R:"I was just looking for all of you. It was simply a marvelous day, and I wanted to show off my new hat!
>she was sporting a rather large violet sunhat, too big for a pony if you ask me
A:"It seems a bit large, don't you think?"
>R:"Pah, nonsense! I happen to like it, thank you very much!"
>you can see her having trouble actually balancing the hat on her head
>she keeps on smiling
A:"Whatever floats your boat, Rarity."
>R:"Hmph!"
>she tilts her head up all snootily
>which shifted the balance of her head, and she started to stagger like a drunk
>everyone is trying not to laugh
>Rarity eventually takes of her hat
>R:"No matter, whats a little harm in a few rays of Vitamin D?"
>the group continues down the road
>up ahead, you can see a red building
>wait, isn't that the schoolhouse?
>you could hear voices ahead
>AB:"Y'all aren't listenin'! It WAS too real!"
>SC:Yeah! It was like, a hundred feet tall!"
>SB:"And it was in my sisters hous- OH NO THERE IT IS!!!"
>Sweetie Belle, along with the Scootaloo and Applebloom, were telling their classmates about their moment back at the boutique
>as soon as she pointed to you, about thirty little ponies turned around and saw you
Fillie 1:"Sweet Celestia, ITS REAL!"
Colt 1:"Run for your LIVES!!!"
>they all start to panic
>notthisshitagain.gif
>TS:"Everypony, please calm down!"
>R:"Please listen to Twilight, Anon won't hurt anyone!"
>RD:"EVERYPONY, STOP!"
>well that got their attention
>TS:*ahem* "Thank you, Rainbow Dash."
>TS:"Now everypony, I would like you to meet Mr. Anon Y. Mous. He is a Human!"
>Crowd:"Oooooh!"
>?:"LAAAAAAME!"
>AB:"Oh no, its-"
>DT:"Yep! Its me!"
>oh great, its spoiled-little-rich-bitch Diamond Tiara
>followed by not-as-bitchy-but-still-rich Silver Spoon
>DT:"You call this thing scary? Pah!"
>DT:"Its more ugly than scary!"
>now to Sweetie Belle
>DT:"You try to impress everyone and you still fail, stupid blank-flank!"
>Sweetie Belle looks like shes about to cry
>Rarity looks like shes about to lose her shit
>its too late for her, however
>you are already standing between Sweetie and Tiara
A:"You leave her alone."
>DT:"And what are you gonna do about it ugly?"
>blood is boiling
>DT:"You're a horrible excuse for a monster, you piece of filth."
>you and everyone else watch as Tiara spits right onto your shirt
A:"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class
in the United States Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Qaeda, and I have over 300
confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing
to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before
in Equestria, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me? Think again, fucker. As we
speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Equestria and you're being tracked right now so you better prepare
for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid.
I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am
I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the The Royal Canterlot Corps and I will
use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have
known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your
fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over
you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
>...
>Tiara starts to cry
>she runs of back towards Ponyville
>Silver Spoon runs after her
A:"YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT. RUN!"
>you felt a hoof on your shoulder
>RD:"Anon, you really need to calm down."
>you look back on the crowd
>now they are REALLY scared of you
>in hindsight, not really the best way to handle that situation
>in fact, how did you remember all of that anyway?
>Count to four, inhale
>Count to four, exhale
A:"I-I'm so sorry everyone. That was really wrong of me."
>everyone now eases a little, but still look nervous
>you squat down, looking at Sweetie Belle
A:"Hello, my name is Anon."
>you extend your hand out to her
>she cowers, but relaxes
A:"Its okay... I won't hurt you."
>she slowly returns her hoof
>SB:"H-hi, I'm S-sweetie B-belle..."
>you slowly back off, giving her space
>SC:"You okay Sweetie Belle?"
>SB:*sniff* "Yeah, I'm okay..."
>AB:"Mister 'Non, thank ya kindly... No pony has ever stood up fer us like that."
>R:"Now, Sweetie, I want you and your friends to go home now, okay?"
>Sweetie nods at her sister
>the CMC start to walk home
>you weren't expecting the scorching pain as Rarity bitch slaps the fuck out of you
A:"OW! What was that for!?"
>R:"HOW COULD YOU JUST, JUST, FREAK OUT ON THAT SWEET LITTLE GIRL!?"
>Rarity is about to pounce on you
>Twilight and Dash grab her mid air
>TS:"Rarity calm down! Anon didn't mean it!"
>RD:"Yeah Rarity! He was just telling that little brat whats what!"
>Rarity continued to struggle
>RD:"I'm sorry about this, Rarity..."
>Dash proceeds to give an ever harder bitch slap to Rarity
>R:"Owww!"
>Rarity shakes her head
>R:"...I guess I started to lose my temper as well?"
>she says to the girls
>PP:"Ummmmmm maybe just a *teeensy little bit!"
>Twilight finally butts in
>TS:"So now that everyone has calmed down, Anon, Rarity, apologize right now!"
>R:"...Sorry."
A:"Sorry."
>you rub your jaw, you hoped it wasn't fractured or anything serious
>TS:*sigh* "Look, its almost sundown anyway, I guess we'll have to visit Fluttershy and Applejack tomorrow."
>PP:"Awwwww but I don't wanna wait 'til tomorrow!!!"
A:"Too bad I guess."
>Pinkie looks sad, and so does the rest of the group
>you still regret going overboard on your reaction like that
>R:"Well, I guess I'll head home, goodnight, everypony."
>she starts to walk home
>RD:"I think I am too, bye."
>she flies off into the sky
>PP:"Maybe things will be better, Nonny. Maybe you should try that breathing thing next time! Bye!"
>Pinkie starts bounding off towards the town
>getting advice from Ponka, that's a first
 
===
 
>you, Twilight and Spike finally make it back to the library
>Twilight turns to Spike
>TS:"Spike, go on upstairs, I need to talk to Anon."
>S:"But Twili-"
>TS:"Now!"
>S:"Okay! Okay!"
>Spike hustles up the staircase
>Twilight turns back to you
>TS:"Sit."
A:"Umm, what?"
>TS:"I said SIT DOWN."
>Twilight uses her magic to force you down on the floor, hitting on your arse
>she sits down too
>she stares sternly at you
>TS:"Is there something you're not telling me, Anon?"
>TS:"Why did you lose it on Diamond Tiara back there?"
A:*sigh* "In the show, she is the 'class bully', and she specifically targeted on the CMC for not having their marks yet."
A:"I also knew about her bullying more towards Sweetie Belle, since she is the leader of the CMC."
>Twilight isn't taking this easily
>TS:"W-well maybe next time you could tell somepony who can better handle the situation!"
>she runs back up the stairs, before she is about to cry
>you reach out your hand
A:"Twilight..."
>she was already gone
>fuck man, you dun goof'd
 
===
 
>a few hours pass
>your lying face up in your bed, you couldn't sleep
*sob* *sob* *sniff*
>you could tell someone else wasn't asleep too
>you knew you had to do something
>you get out of bed
>you walk out of your room
>you start walking up the staircase
>S:"Anon, what are you doing up?"
>you see Spike coming down from the top of the staircase
A:"I'm gonna try and talk to Twilight."
>S:"I already tried, she wouldn't listen to me. I'm going downstairs to sleep, g'night."
>he trots down the rest of the stairs
>you keep going
>you reach the top
>you can see Twilight, sitting up in her bed, looking out the window
>you knew that feel, that why-did-this-happen-to-me-feel
>the same feel you had once you figured out how you got to Equestria in the first place
A:"Um, hey, Twilight..."
>TS: *gasp* "Anon!" *sniff* "What do you want?"
A:"I, uhh, just wanted to say-"
>TS:"Forget about it, just leave me alone."
>those words hit you hard
>you had a tiny flashback to when you were alive
>you had a friend, with severe depression
>one day you tried to talk to him, the last words you heard from him were "Forget about it, just leave me alone."
>and you didn't do anything about it
>the last time you saw him was at a closed-casket funeral
>he had put a bullet to his own head
>something powerful came over you
>you found yourself walking over to Twilight's side of the bed
>you sit on the edge, causing Twilight to look over at you
>you embrace Twilight, just like she had done back in Canterlot
A:"Twilight, I just wanted to apologize for my actions today. The way I handled that situation was far from mature."
>your voice is starting to break
A:"I-I know I could have done better, b-but I let my emotions get the better of m-me."
>you can feel the waterworks running down your face
A:"Twilight, if I ever, become a burden to you. Please let me know, I do not mind if you want me to leav-"
>TS:"NO."
>she is looking back to you now
>TS:"Anon, back there, I know you weren't in the right mindset. I can forgive you for that."
>TS:"But please, Anon, promise me that you will NEVER, think of yourself as a burden."
>whymustyoumakemefeelthisway.jpg
>TS:"We never think of you as a burden, Anon. We think of you as a gift! You're the only human in Equestria, you big dummy!"
>she is starting to soften up
>she hugs you hard
>TS:*sniff* "Thank you Anon."
A:"...Thank you too, Twilight."
>she lets you go
A:"Goodnight, Twilight."
>TS:"...Goodnight, Anon."
>you walk back down the stairs
>you see Spike passed out on the couch in the living room
>heh
>you walk back to your room
>you flop down on your bed
 
End of Day 3, part 2