>The hospital doors burst open with a screaming man and wife
>"MY WIFE IS HAVING A BABY"
>Nurses and the other doctor people rush to his side and slam her into a wheelchair
>ridin dirty
>They roll her into another room and lay her on a stretcher
>You storm in and stick a stethoscope to her belly
"Nurses, whats the prognosis?"
>"Shes having a baby doc!"
"Oh." You wave your hand to follow you
>They follow you into the room and set her down on the cold steel table
>"Why are we in here doc?"
"All the other rooms are full and this was better than the janitors closet."
>A couple of nurseboys high five
>absolutely disgusting
>You turn your attention to the woman screaming about babies
>You look at her vagoo and notice its dilating
>You're about to start making incisions when you notice she is also taking a shit
>You call over a couple of nurses and they laugh at her
>So do you
>Then you see something poke out of the tunnel of flesh
"Someone get me some gloves!" You scream
>A nurse hands you a pair
>You immediately get down to business
>You pinch the tip of the thing coming out and you start pulling
>"Is that a?"
>You finally pull the whole baby out.
>You rage as you look at a pony baby and you slap its ass to make it cry
>Then you show it to the father
"Sir, your wife is a whore."
>He takes the baby in his hand, pushes the hair out of its face and smiles.
>He kisses the babies head
>"Its okay little one."
>everyone daws then stop when he throws the baby at the wall
>"THATS THE FORTH TIME THIS MONTH JANET!"
>She gets up and walks out
>you dont even care
>This is the 11th person you lost this week
>after your shift is over you stop off at the local liquor store and buy fourlokos like the fag you are
>100 cans of peer disgust
>You're already drunk as you enter your home
>you start throwing your pictures off the desks as you take a swig
>then you throw your cans everywhere
>nothing was spared
>You tear your diploma of fine arts off the wall
>then you cry
end