>Day Pat >You are currently running a marathon >25 miles in >1.2 left to go >You were in the lead with rainbow dash right on your heels >you were gassing out as well >pushed yourself too much just to get ahead of her >every second of being ahead of her is like someone kicking you in the ribs >you start to lose your footing >you stumble and fall http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XJjnbhSTuqQ >Everything slows down as you watch rainbow run past you with her tongue out >You think everything is lost >All the time you spent running, walking, and gorilla pressing anything in arms reach lost >a tear rolls down your cheek as you continue to fall in slow motion >Rainbow moving farther ahead >You were just about to give up all hope until you saw in the distance a man gorilla pressing another man.mywaifucram >Getting ready to slam him on the concrete >All your confidence comes rushing back into you as you take a deep breathe in through your nostrils. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0l__jSgTAmQ >You correct your falling and turn it into a roll >You come out of your roll running like you were chasing the wolf >You could see that blue bitch >There was no way you were going to let your gains go to waste >Everything you've done up until now has built you for this >You've already made up your mind as you begin sprinting >Everyone watching stares at you in admiration >The look of determination was etched in stone, no, fuck that, wurtzite boron nitride on your face >Each step you take breaks the pavement >Your muscles tear in your legs as you catch up to rainbow >Fuck off legs is all you can think >Youre now neck and neck with rainbow >.2 miles left >A voice in your head calls out "You got this." >You look down to rainbow and smile >.1mile left >You push yourself over the limit >Everything comes to a halt as you take one stride longer that put you in the lead >Light breaks around you as you turn golden >Your shoes are instantly melted to the ground >You pull your skin off your feet from the rubber to keep running >The finish line is 10 feet ahead >You close your eyes and raise your arms >The crowd goes wild >The first human to ever beat rainbow dash in a marathon >Youre hoisted up onto the shoulders of the crowd >You cry tears of joy as youre handed a trophy >Rainbow makes her way to you >"You did good kid." She nods and walks away >You watch her from the top of the crowd >She takes one more look at you and salutes you as her body turns into dust as a gust of wind hits her. >You nod in her direction as the crowd continues to throw you into the air >And all was good that day   Thus ends the story of Pat, waifu, cumdump, and friend. May his legacy live forever on in our hearts http://imgur.com/HzPY337