>Day Pat inon Earth
>You be the most gangsta playa in Philly.
>West Philadelphia to be exact
>Aight
>You be chillin' on yo step with a couple of yo homeboys
>Hootin and hollerin at all da passin girls
>An occasional mare would pass bye and if she pretty, ya boys would go ape crazy
>but there was always dis one grey nigga
>she always walk by and kinda scurry along faster when she had to walk past yo black asses
>ya boys would kinda just 'ppsssch' at her or mutter donkey and go back to doin nuttin
>it irked ya everytime they did this
>becuz man, you had a crush on this bitch
>fine as all hell
>dat grey coat
>dem succulent hips
>and dat hair
>aww lawdy dat hair
>smooth as silk ah bet
>ya know what, shiiiiieeet, today yous gonna introduce yoself
>You get yoself an idea
"AY!" all the bruthas shut up. "You black ass mothafuckas get off my step."
>"Nigga you crazy as shit talkin to me like that." one niglet stands to defy you
>but you are pat
"Bitch, i'm Pat!" You flex your muscles and sparkle a bit.
>Nuttin but audible "dayuuuuuuuums" could be herd.
"Word up girl scout!" You flash some intangible gang sign
>All the boys leave while you sit on your step.
"pussy ass niggas" you snort
>Then you wait
>and wait
>you look at yo fake rolodex
"maang she usually here by-"you're interrupted as you see her turn the corner
"Aw shit, here she come. dayum wat am i supposed to ax."
>She strolls by but this time she doesnt hurry past
>You catch her take a quick glimpse at you from the corner of her eye
"Wat? You aint neva seen a black man befo?"
>She cowers a bit as she squeaks out, "S-sorry..." and keeps walking
>Your thug heart instantly melts
"Ay, grey pone. Come back here."
>She stops again and looks back
>She takes a gulp and asks what."
"C'mon back ova here man."
>Once she is in front of ya you act as gentlemenly as possible.
"Ay lil horse, i'm sorry if i scared ya, ya heard?"
>"It's n-not a problem..."
"Aight, thats coo, so whats yo name?"
>"Octavia" She looks down at her hooves.
"Octavia huh? Dats a pree coo name ya got there." She smiles and looks down at here hooves.
>"T-thank you. What's your name?" She asks while still looking down
"You aint neva herd of Pat? Sheeiiit, how come u neva heard of me?"
>"I don't live in this part of town. I just come to visit my friend Vinyl."
"No shit? Man, she sell hella dope!"
>"Excuse me?" She glares at you.
"What? She sells sum of da dankest weed you can find!"
>She pushes you and walks away.
>Dis bitch is wack
"AY!" She continues walking so you get up and start joggin towards her.
>She starts running and screamin
>Aww shit, dis cant be happenin
>You pounce on her and close her muzzle.
"Ay, im sorry, kay. I didn't know you was gonna act like dat. If I let yo mouth go, you promise you aint gonna scream?"
>She nods
>You release your grasp and she immediately starts screaming
"Dayum, I didn't want to do this considerin i had thought u was beautiful and all dat."
>You pick her up and put her under your arm and walk to your house
>You go inside, You lock the door behind you with her in hand and set her down on the couch
"Now hold still while i go get som ducktape"
>She is frozen with fear.
>You come back with a hood on and some duct tape
>You wrap her up so she wouldnt go anywhere and just leave her on the couch
>then you go into the kitchen and make som popcorn
>You pop in a movie and start watching movies as you cuddle with her
>She cries throughout the whole movie as you caress her hair and sometimes smell it
>and hour and 20 minutes later and you are sitting there still holding her.
"You's a good watcher, you know dat octavia."
>She closes her eyes as she cries
"But ey, i don't like goin to bed without a lil action...ya feel me." You lean in real close to her face. "You gonna get l-loved tenderly, b-b-baka."
>lights fade out and the curtain drops
>everyone applauds