Punnaponka: PUNS IN SPAAAAAAACE
 
 
>The moon waxes beautifully as you watch the skies with your pony friends.
>Twilight gathered you all here to observe a once in a lifetime comet that's passing by.
>Spike looks at the stars with only half-interest, preferring to glance over at the overdressed Rarity.
>Applejack and Fluttershy are both laying on their backs, marveling at the ice-ball glowing above.
>Twilight, naturally, brought her portable telescope for closer observation.
>Rainbow Dash is sitting awkwardly, a bandaged hoof hindering her comfort.
>"Urgh, I HATE athlete's hoof. It itches SO BAD." She rubs the bandaged hoof against its pair attempting to find relief.
>Pinkie, of course, is busier gobbling down cookies than watching the splendid vista above.
>"Hey Anon, I've been thinking. Haven't humans gone into space?" Pinkie asks, spewing a mouthful of crumbs in your direction.
"Yeah, not so much anymore though."
>"So I just realized... Unlike poor Rainbow Dash here, those guys would get Missile Toe!"