Start Day 4   >Wake up >Still broke >Dammit >Gonna have to pack your own lunch >This is gonna be hell >You grab some chicken fillets from the freezer and stick it in the toaster for 30 minutes >In the mean time, you shower, shave, and get dressed >You're gonna be late as fuck >You check the time >7:30 >FFFFFFF >You hastily prepare some snacks >Nuts, a Snickers bar, and some Sunny D >What a sensible person would pack >The toaster goes off >You stuff the fillet into some tinfoil and throw the whole thing into a plastic bag   A. Watch T.V. B. Go to school C. Other   >Go to school >No use moping about how poorly you cooked your fillet >You head out after checking the time >Quarter to Eight >You gotta hustle >You speed your way to school, only to stop a few blocks in >God, you're outta shape >You continue ,zombie-walking the rest of the way ----- >You reach the school at 8:01 >You tried >Breakfast periods over >Damn it >Ah well >You didn't need it anyway   Right now, you have..   >Cooking >Get good at ur cooking, m8 >You go to the god damned Kitchen Number 2 >You enter the class room, sit down, and start copying today's recipe >Alright... >You have no idea what to do right now >You copy off of some guy next to you >Yep.. >Yup.. >Almost done... >And now, to pop it in the oven >Ah shit. >There's a line >Maybe you won't lose that many points? >You remain seated for the rest of the class >You don't have the energy to stand in line   What do you do for the rest of the class? A. Goof off B. Eat C. Other   >Eat >Looks like you made some sort of cream cake >How bad can it be when it's not cooked? >You grab a fork from inside a cabinet over a sink and dig in >Oh god >It's shit >Watery and bland >You can't eat this >You throw it away >What else is there to do? >Nothing >Everyone here's just faceless nobodies   A. Cut Class B. Sleep for the rest of the class C. Other   >Cut class >Let's see what Twilight's doing... >Or what Jubilee's doing >None of them got anything interesting going on in their lives >Then again, you never asked them >Denying any love or obsession for Twilight, you head over to Math >You need something thrilling this morning >Besides, you missed the chance to act a fool when you missed the breakfast period >You open the door >Is it naturally tamer in the mornings? >Meh, she's carrying a lesson, and that's all you need to know >You sit down next to Twilight, pulling out your notebook and writing down your heading   A. Notes. B. Bother Twilight C. Goof off   >Let's annoy Twilight >Prevent her from doing work >Eventually get her left behind while you laugh in her face >That sort of fun stuff >And conveniently you've got the best way to annoy the fuck out of her >You lean over to her and whisper under your breath "Pssst..." >"What?" "PSSSSST..." >"I can hear you. What?" "You're smart, right?" >She blushes bashfully >"W-Well..I guess?" "You're smart, but can you figure out why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?" >She cocks her head, dumbfounded >"What's Cinnamon Toast Crunch?" >Not even Jesus can save her now >She's just a lost cause >The bell rings >Avoid all contact with the lost cause >You get your shit packed   Right now you have...   >Weaboo lessons >Pretty sure that's a club.. >No...it's an actual class >This will be fun >You go upstairs >Says on the map that it's 4-A >How many floors does this goddamn school have? >You enter through the first door >Oh... >The room's mostly empty, compared to the others >Only a few chairs in the back, a desk with a projector on it, and another desk with a chair pulled up to it and a laptop >Are we watching a movie or something? >This ought'a be fun >You take a seat in the middle, as most of the seats are already taken >You wait quietly until the presentation beings >Oh hell... >It's Lucky Star >You really wanna get into this show >But the first episode? >Boring as hell   A. Sit through it B. Take the time to.. 1. Nap 2. Work on homework   >Sit through it >Develop your endurance >Alright.. >From what you can tell, the blue haired chick is talking about her food preferences >And the others, from what you can see, are her friends..talking about THEIR preferences.. >Okay... >How is this even a show? >How did it get so popular? >Why did it not get canceled in the first season? >Why are there so many nerds here? >How are you even able to even anymore? >So many questions... >All from this animated show >Just sit through it >You need the credit >You need the grades >You need the bitches >You need the money... >FINALLY >Something interesti- >Nope. >Just more bullshit... >You sigh >Looking up at the wallclock, you can see that it's nearly 12:00 >Time went by fast today >So did this period ---- >It's over >It's finally over >You made it by the skin of your teeth >But you made it >You just hope the teacher doesn't ask for any notes >The bell rings >All the participants leave the room, leaving you in a cluttered maze of misplaced chairs >Just like the layout of an IKEA >You move all the chairs out of the way in order to get out of the class room >H-Hey... >That McDonalds chick takes Weaboo lessons? >TopFuckingWhat? >She doesn't seem like one to take them >Don't get too hung up about it >You look up at the clock on the hallway wall >12:00 >If you don't hurry, you'll get caught by a hall monitor >And you know how they are >Complete >And >Total >Cunts >That >Are >In- >Humane   Right now, you have..   >Family planning >As if you're gonna have any kids >#JustHipstaLikeThat >It's down the hall >You scurry down to it... >G, H, I, J, K! >'Ere we go >4-K >You enter >Oh... >It's basically a carbon copy of what your typical AA room would look like >You wouldn't be surprised if we started off saying our names >Oh, wait.. >That's exactly what we're doing >Damn it. >Judging from the pattern, it's going in horizontal rows, and they're already on the middle row >You can dig it >You sit in the second row >You can't stop this train of thought, teach! >You get your notebook and start jotting down notes >Your plan work >They skipped right over you >"Onto the lesson! Basic Sex Ed." >Godfucking damn it >It's just a carbon copy of everything in Sex Ed, only with less graphic pictures >You didn't sign up for this >You never wanted this >You never asked for it >But you still got it >And it was shoved down your throat.   A. Notes B. Sleep C. Observe classmates   >Observe the class >No one you'd look twice at >Just a couple of kids mixed up more than a bowl of M&M's >You'll obviously wouldn't get along with any one here >But you know what gets them flocking like animals >You pull out a half empty pack of 5 gum >You unwrap a stick and start chewing >"Pssst." >Always fucking works "What?" >"Lemme bum a piece brah." >Some guy next to you with messy blue hair >You can easily tell he's Californian >You give him a piece >You've seen Napoleon Dynamite >People are cunts when you don't share >R.I.P in peace Tatertots >You continue chewing on your gum until it loses flavor >Ugh.. >You take it out of your mouth and stick it on the underbelly of the desk >You look up at the clock >Only a few more minutes   A. Notes B. Skip the rest of class C. Nap   >Notes >It wouldn't hurt >You caught the tailend >Good thing you got the notes from Sex Ed >You pull out the notebook and copy it down >Yep >Taking the shortcut's the only way you'll get around in life >You finished a bit early >Good, you have time to catch up on sleep >You put your head down an- >The Bell rings >Oh. >Okay >Time doesn't wanna help a tired brother out >You see how it is >Never trust the system.. >..Of clocks apparently >Grabbing your bag you're one of the first ones out >Nice >You just noticed >On the higher floors, there's less of a tidal wave of students >In fact, it's actually pretty calm >You could get used to this   Right now you have...   >Notes >It wouldn't hurt >You caught the tailend >Good thing you got the notes from Sex Ed >You pull out the notebook and copy it down >Yep >Taking the shortcut's the only way you'll get around in life >You finished a bit early >Good, you have time to catch up on sleep >You put your head down an- >The Bell rings >Oh. >Okay >Time doesn't wanna help a tired brother out >You see how it is >Never trust the system.. >..Of clocks apparently >Grabbing your bag you're one of the first ones out >Nice >You just noticed >On the higher floors, there's less of a tidal wave of students >In fact, it's actually pretty calm >You could get used to this   Right now you have...