Be anon
>You've been sent to prison
>You worked for Ponyville's newspaper
>You drew cartoons
>You were the best non-unicorn artist they'd ever had
>"Magic Fingers" is what everyone called you
>Though some of your readers didn't know what fingers were
>One day you decided to make a political cartoon
>Something about taxes or whatever
>Nothing serious, you'd just never made a political cartoon and you thought you'd try it out
>Big mistake
>You weren't sent to prison because of the cartoons content or anything
>Equestria is a free country after all, you can put almost anything you want in a newspaper
>No, you were sent to prison because everyone in Ponyville HATES political cartoons
>Actually, everyone in Equestria HATES political cartoons
>"The lowest form of communication" is how everyone refers to them
>They must have very high standards when it comes to comedy
>Must be Pinkie's fault
>That damn mare raised the bar way too high
>Ponies like her gave them gourmet
>And you thought you could get away with giving them fast food
>You should have known this would happen
>The prisoners all think you're the most evil thing to ever walk the prisons halls
>You may be evil
>But you're certainly not feared
>Just about every prisoner, from line cutters, to shoplifters, use every chance they get to harass you
>Pushing, shoving, Intentionally bad jokes
>You suffer through the worst Equestrian prison had to offer
>Even the guards, who normally treat every inmate like a teacher treats their students, don't even care much for you
>But the worst they ever do to you is glare at you
>Judging you
>Hating you
>But after a while, you begin to realize
>You deserved this
>in fact, all political cartoonists may deserve this
>But you, you were the worst of them all
>Because you tried to reintroduce such a horrible art form to such a utopian world
>If your parents could see you now, they'd probably disown you
>And you wouldn't blame them