That school in some city
It's placed near a lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the Cl floor
Such wonderful people around you
What more are you lookin' for?
 
Canterlot High
 Canterlot High
Norman, it's better
Don't send the letter
Listen to me.
In that city they're all gay
Up in the butt and take away
While you be busy'
Getting da pussy'
In Canterlot High
 
In here all the people are friendly
As off through the days they roll
The guy in the city ain't happy
He sad 'cause he can not troll
But guys in the city aren't lucky
They go for another dock
One day when the teacher gets angry
Guess who's gon' be on the block
 
Canterlot High
Canterlot High
Nobody'd beat us
Kill us and eat us
In fricassee
We what the city folks loves is cock
In ClH we the pussies stock
We ain't no spacists
We have a racist
At Canterlot High
At Canterlot Hgh
Since life is sweet here
We got the be here
Naturally
Even the surgeons an' the court
They get the urge to storm the fort
We got the booty
You'll make it fruity
At Canterlot High
 
Your tounge is black as night
Your arm seeks to fight
Your face looks just right
And you be lookin' sharp
Your face plays the bass
Your gut is a rat's hut
You duke and nuke em a toll
(Yeah)
Your body displays
A big misery
We won't disappear
We'll always be here
We will support you
It's the least we can do
Cuz you're holding us dear
 
Canterlot High
Canterlot High
When the teaching
Turns into preaching
It's awful to see
What do they got? Shit in hand
We got a hot aryan band
Each little soul here
knows how to hide fear
Canterlot High
Each little girl here
Makin' herself clear
Canterlot High
Each little pervert
Has his own server
That's why it's better
If ya don't send the letter
Ya we in luck here
Go get us some beer
At Canterlot High