Fillies and foals of every age
Wouldn't you like to see something strange?
Come with us and you will see
This, our board of MLP
 
This is MLP, this is MLP
Tulpas Raped in the dead of night
 
This is MLP, lots of faggots make a scene
rape and beat till the ponies gonna turn cum white
It's our baord, everybody scream
In this board of MLP
 
I am the one fapping in my bed
dick grown hard and skin going red
 
I am the one hiding at the pony fair
fists like hooves and rainbows in my hair
 
This is MLP, this is MLP
MLP! MLP! MLP! MLP!
 
On this board we call home
Everyone hail to the PONY song
 
On this board, don't we love it now?
Everypony's waiting for the next moonrise
 
Round that corner, man hiding in the stable
Something's waiting now to splurge, and how
you'll scream
 
 
scream! This is MLP
blue 'n' yellow, orangy
Aren't you wet?
Well, that's just fine
Say it once, say it twice
There's no need to play nice
Riding the moon, she's putting up a fight
 
 
Everybody cream, everybody cream
 
On our board of MLP
 
I am the Tard with the bearded neck
came in a flash cuz my life's a wreck
 
I am the "The Fuck" when you call, "The Fucks that?"
I am greasy, sweaty, fat
 
I am the furry cosplay chick
wait, its a trap. Cuz i have a dick.
 
This is MLP, This is MLP
MLP! MLP! MLP! MLP!
MLP! MLP!
 
Tender fapplings everywhere
Life's no fun without a wet mare
 
That's our job, and it ain't clean
in our board of MLP
 
On this board, don't we love it now?
Everypony's waiting for the next moonrise
 
appely jack might catch you in the sack
And scream like a pony
Make you forcfully cum in
This is MLP, everyone scream
Won't ya please stay down and move that sexy thigh
Our mare jack is queen of the apple patch
Everyone jizz to the apple queen now
 
This is MLP, This is MLP
MLP! MLP! MLP! MLP!
 
On this board we call home
Everyone hail to the PONY song
 
La la-la la, MLP! MLP! (etc.)