>UCS entry #808
Object class:keter
 
>Special Containment procedures: #808 is to be kept in a 17x17x17 meter cell in site [REDACTED] with an intercom system mounted in order to communicate with. NO PERSONNEL ARE ALLOWED AT ANY TIME TO ENTER THE CONTAINMENT CELL
 
>origin: #808 was found in the northern end of the Everfree Forest in 1976 in springtime when a local zebra named [REDACTED] reported strange happenings around her hut such as strange noises, prints of an unknown animal, and dead small creatures
>description: #808 is a 2 meter tall, bipedal primate wearing what appears to be a black suit, and red tie, and what appears to be a green mask with a question mark on the face of said mask.
 
>The creature seems to be omnivorous, #808 has what appears to be negative magical properties, and drains all magic from any given source including but not limited to: enchanted objects, living things, and weapons. Anything within 15 meters of #808 for an extended period of time were almost completely drained of life force and magic.
 
>#808 is sentient, and has shown signs of anger, sadness, and happiness, and, if asked, will talk to PERSONNEL on occasion.