"I beg your pardon?"
>"It was anticlimactic. I mean really. All of a sudden some deus ex machina pops into existence, someone we've never even seen before, and just solves everything?"
>She frowns at you.
>"Do you have any idea how much I'm going to have to change this to make the story work?"
>You roll your eyes and sigh.
"Look, I've gotta go to a beach really soon. Can this wait for a bit?"
>Everypony else looks at you in confusion, and you stuff the princesses back in your pockets.
"Which way to the nearest coastline?"
>Twilight pipes up, surprisingly enthusiastic.
>"East!"
"So, it'd be easier to get there from Canterlot than it would be to get there from here?"
>"Yes."
"Then it's settled!"
>You stop being in the middle of a jungle
>And start being on the top of the tallest spire in Canterlot.
>In your wake, Twilight breathes a sigh of relief, before she realises that you were the easiest way back home.
>You can almost hear her angered shout from here.
>You look at Canterlot from your perch.
>Upon locating the apartment building you improved the other day, you leap off the tower in it's direction.
>Moments from splattering against the cobblestones, you pull out Celestia and Luna and deploy their wings.
>Using the princesses as a sort of hang-glider, you convert all of your downward momentum into forward momentum.
>You breeze past the Canterlot citizens, and in no time at all find yourself careening through a window.
>You stuff Celestia and Luna back in their pockets, and apologise to the window for breaking it.
>There's also a few ponies here that are yelling at you for breaking in, but they aren't very important.
>You crawl back out the window, making sure you don't cut yourself on the broken glass.
>Then, you scuttle around on the outside of the building, tearing the windows off and stuffing them in your bottomless box.
>Once every window has been thus removed, you gaze eastward.
>What would be the fastest way to get there?
>That's it! A warp bubble!
>You walk out to an empty patch of air, and lie down on it face down.
>You reach above your head, in an oceanwards direction, and take a hold of the fabric of spacetime.
>You then use your toes to grab some more spacetime.
>Then, you push your arms down and your legs up.
>Space warps around you, and you are propelled at faster-than-light speeds towards a beach.
>You crash into the sands at relativistic velocities nanoseconds later, and lose hold of spacetime.
>You dig yourself out of the dunes and cough up some sand.
>The princesses also cough up some sand.
>You look around at the confused and startled beachgoers.
"We're here!"
>The Princesses climb out of your pockets, and start relaxing on the sands.
>They deserve better.
>You walk over to some chairs and stuff and steal them.
>One unicorn in particular didn't like that.
>"Oi! That's our stuff!"
"The king orders that it be taken and given to the Princesses."
>He grumbles a bit and lets you take his stuff.
>How accommodating!
>You set up the chairs and such by the princesses, and gesture that they may use them.
>Luna whispers something in Celestia's ear, and Celestia responds aloud.
>"It's probably best not to question him."
"You should really just relax, Luna."
>And relax she does.
>Well, time to do what you came here to do.
>You climb a bit into the air, and start taking windows out of your bottomless box.
>You place them on the air, with as little space between them as possible.
>Once you run out of windows, you take a few steps back and look at your modern art project.
>It's beautiful!
>You crawl through one of the broken windows, and end up inside the room it's connected to.
>You make your way out of the building, and start looking for a spare door.
>You find one just lying around, lodged very firmly in the back of someponies house.
>After you tear the door out of the wall, you bound your way to the castle.
>You skip and prance through the castle, eventually happening upon the tea room.
>Once inside, you tear one of the entrances off the door, and slap it on a wall.
>You then stop being in the tea room
>And start being back at the beach.
>You stab the door firmly into the sand, and open it.
>As expected, the door connects to the tea room.
>You shut the door, and climb the air up to one of the broken windows.
>After pulling a shard of glass out of the window frame, you jump back down to the door.
>Then, you engrave the word "CANTERLOT" into the door frame.
>Eh, close enough.
>You also carve "KEEP OUT! ROYALTY ONLY ENTRANCE!" into the door itself.
>That should keep the everyday rabble out.
>You fetch a chair, and relax in the sun.
>Shortly thereafter, you fall asleep.