>You slap down your hands on the armrests of your chair.
"Well, I'm going to Ponyville."
>You hop off your chair as it swings near the exit.
>You hear the princesses follow suit.
>Now, what to pack?
>Might as well pack the princesses, not much else you can think of bringing.
>You open a window and start filling your pockets with space.
>Then, you grab one Celestia, and stuff her into your left pocket.
>Next, Luna. She goes in the right pocket.
>Their heads are sticking out, so they can breathe.
>"Anonymous! What is the meaning of this!"
>Luna is a bit uppity, but Celestia is adjusting to life as a head sticking out of your pocket rather well.
"We're going to Ponyville. I left my bottomless box there, and I want to get it back."
>With that, you stop being in Canterlot
>And start being just outside Sugarcube Corner, in Ponyville.
>You enter, and see Pinkie.
"Hey Pinkie! Long time no see, huh?"
>"Hi, Annie! Hi, Celestia! Hi, Luna!"
>You notice the large amount of unfilled balloons littering the floor.
"Planning a party?"
>"It's an "I sure hope Twilight finds a way out of the box soon" party!"
>This bodes poorly.
>She sits on her rump and holds up her forehooves.
>Scrunching up her face in concentration, she sparks one hoof off the other, creating a small candleflame between them.
>She looks very happy about it.
>"Ever since you taught me how to do that trick, I've been able to have parties for just about every occasion!"
>Celestia and Luna both look confused by Pinkies display of basic physics.
>I mean really. Who doesn't know that you can make heat via friction?
>You pick up three cupcakes and toss some bits on the counter to pay for them.
>"Thanks, Annie!"
>You step outside, and sit on a bench.
>You put a cupcake in each of the princesses mouths, and they take their hooves out to hold them properly.
>You munch away on your own, and when you're all finished, you set out for the library.
>The door to the library isn't locked, so you gain entry with ease.
>Fluttershy, Applejack and Rarity are sitting around a familiar box, while Rainbow Dash flies in circles around the library.
"Hello!"
>Everypony stops and looks at you.
>You skip over to the box, and reach deep inside.
>Grabbing hold of Twilight, you yank her out.
"That was silly, wasn't it? Falling into a box like that and not being able to get back out."
>She's looking a bit sheepish.
>Dash swoops down and takes Twilight out of your hands.
>A conversation ensues that you don't pay too much attention to.
>The gist is that Rainbow Dash wants to find some authors house and be her slave for the rest of however long.
>Until she writes a book or something.
>Sounds like something that could take ages, and you already know a better way of doing it.
"That sounds fantastic! Let's go to this Daring Do or whoeveritis's place right away!"
>Pinkie hops into the room with a bundle of balloons trailing from her tail.
>You get everypony together in a group hug, ignoring their complaints, and focus on the air rustling your eyebrows.
>Everything is connected, and you can trace everything backwards and forwards in time for eternity.
>For a brief, shining, moment you can see all of existence from the beginning to the end.
>All that has been and all that will be is revealed to you.
>You use this infinite knowledge to figure out where Daring Do's house is, and discard the rest of it.
>You stop being in the library
>And start being outside Daring Do's house.
>It's a bit of a mess, to be honest.
>You drop all the ponies, and walk up to the front door.
>Then, you knock on the front door, and it falls off.
>Guess that's the local equivalent of "Please, do come in!"
>You enter, and start rifling through things.
>The other ponies join in shortly thereafter.
>After a bit of searching, another pony shows up. Probably Daring Do.
>She doesn't seem to be too bothered by you invading her home.
>Yeah, she's complaining all over the place, but at least she isn't trying to kill you.
>She looks around as well, before finding a particular book that Rainbow Dash was using as a cushion.
>She swipes it out from under Dash, and unlocks the mechanism keeping it closed.
>There's a giant gold ring in it.
>Dash talks at Daring for a bit, before Twilight takes her outside.
>All the other ponies, sans Daring, follow.
>You go along with it so you don't feel left out.
>Talking, talking.
>Pinkie points out some unsavory figures entering the cottage, and you all go over to a window to watch.
>Cue climactic fight scene.
>At some point Rainbow yells out Daring's name, which distracts her long enough for the other ponies to tackle her into submission.
>The ring flies from her grasp, and lands at the front door, where it is picked up by another unsavory figure.
>You pick up Twilight, holding her legs to her body, and club him over the head.
>He cries out in pain and falls unconscious.
>He also drops the ring, which you pick up.
"Could you please leave now? We were busy."
>The unsavory figures all flee, carrying what was probably their boss with them, and you put Twilight back down.
>You stand the ring on it's edge, then stomp on it.
>It shatters into a million tiny pieces.
>Dash, Twilight and Daring all stare at you in shock.
"What? It was obviously an evil artifact, and I solved whatever problem it might've caused."
>"But that's supposed to be impossible!"
>Twilight, ever the voice of reason.
"Evidently not, otherwise I wouldn't be able to do it, then."
>Daring and Dash both shake off their surprise at the same time, and Daring speaks.
>"Well, even with that ring destroyed, we should still take down Ahuizotl's fortress."
"Right. And which way would that be?"
>"Well, there's a path-"
"No, which way. Just point me towards where it is relative to here."
>She points in a direction and you walk in it, arm raised to cover your face.
>You push aside vines, shrubs and trees that get in your way, deforesting a line between you and the fortress.
>In no time at all, you arrive at the fortress.
>"Now, there's a pillar with a bunch of rings on it inside, and if we can get the rings off, it'll collapse."
>Sounds difficult.
>You'll just pick it up, turn it upside down, then put it back.
>You walk up through the air to the top of the pyramid-esque structure atop it.
>There are lots of arrows flying through the air around you, but hooves can't aim bows very well.
>You take a hold of the fort and lift it into the air.
>Then, you slam the fortress into the ground.
>It crumbles into rubble.
>An irate blue creature pops out of the mess shortly thereafter.
>"Daring Do! I will have my- Wait! Who are you?!"
"Anonymous. Daring Do's over there."
>You walk back to the rest of the group.
>Everyone is paralysed in awe for some time, before Daring Do speaks.
>"Well. That was anticlimactic."