>Your internal weather clock was really out of whack since you moved here to Equestria
>When you discussed Hearts Warming Eve with Twilight you expected it to be just like any other hot christmas
>So now here you are, watching snow piling up outside of your house as you chill out in just shorts
>Honestly you've never seen snow that much in your life, but god damn did you forget to ask Rarity for winter clothes
>As you were sliding on a shirt for more warmth you heard a knocking at your door
>Bet it must be those Carolers you heard so much about back home
>Grabbing your banket off the bed for later you open your front door and see Rainbow Dash wearing just a scarf
>She smiles toothily at you once she notices your current outfit and blanket
>"Oh? Expecting company? Or did you hear that the Dash was coming!~"
>You would be care about her bedroom eyes if she wasn't posing dramatically
"Do you need something? I was about to just get warm and comfy."
>"Oh yeah? A lonely stallion like yourself seems like he would need some 'comfort' at this time of the year."
>And here we go, ever since you moved here and found out the way things work you almost wonder why more men haven't been attacked by women back home
>"And dressing all loose like that during this weather? Oh yeah, you were hoping for some serious dose of the V."
>She walks in and you feel her brush her cheek against your ass as she passes
>"You're lucky I came to visit you today, no stallion can resist the Dash!"
>Resisting the urge to punch her and possibly get banished, you close the door and resign yourself to dealing with her
>And she was already lounging on your spot on the couch
>"Be a sport and get us some grub Anon, I'm going to keep you 'warm' for so long we might skip lunch and dinner."
>So now she was ordering you around in your own house? lovely
>"And I'm sure that like every other stallion, I'll finish you in ten seconds flat!"