From http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/17364157
 
"Wow, maybe you should lay off the oatburgers Twi?"
>You say, watching a certain Alicorn Princess stuff her jowls with fried Oatburger after Oatburger.
>You are currently at the newly erected fast food joint known as the "BurgerQueen".
>It's a huge hit amongst, fillies, and young mares.
>Or in Twilight Sparkle's case.
>Recently dumped young mares.
>You hear oinking sounds, as she feasts upon her bounty of lards and trans fats.
>"Shut up Anonymous! You don't know what it's like! Nopony knows!"
>She continues to eat through the tears forming in her eyes.
>Plenty of the patrons are doing their best not to stare, but...well...
>It's hard not to.
>You sigh, and reach for a strasy uneaten,undrooled on, unbitten Oatburger.
>Twilight barks at you, and tries to bite your hand.
>You quickly pull back.
>Purple John Goodman looking pony bitch!
"Jesus fucking christ Twi! What the fuck happened anyway? All I know is you-"
>"DON'T SAY IT!"
>She shrieks out in the Canterlot voice.
>You scrunch up your face, as chewed bits of food fly onto your shirt.
>You start to clean yourself off with a napkin, assuming twilight doesn't want to eat those too.
>She stops inhaling food for a brief moment.
>"He said..I was "putting on pounds"! Can you believe him? He broke up with me because I got a little chub! It's not like I'm obese or anything!"
>Her body looks like a muffin when she sits down.
"Right Twi..you're just big-boned.."
>You say sarcastically, rolling your eyes.
>She catches hint of your mocking tone.
>"Are you making fun of me? In my time of need?! You're a horrible friend!"
>You curl your lips, and stretch your arms out.
"I'm fucking here aren't I? How am I the horrible friend?!"
>Ponies begin to get up and leave the resturant.
>She jabs a blubbery hoof at you.
>"You're supposed to be consoling me! Instead you sit here, and mock me! Like my feelings don't matter!"
>You slap your forehead.
"You gotta be fucking joking. Please tell me you're being funny."
 
>"That's not enough! Anypony can just "be here"!"
>You clutch your head, and groan.
"This isn't the place to be talking about this shit Twi. Can we go back to the library?"
>Twilight glares at you, with ketchup covered cheeks.
>"Fine, but this isn't over mister."
"Yeah whatever."
>With a glow of her horn, you're teleported out of the resturant to the lobby of her treehouse home.
>She's panting hard, like she's having a stroke.
>You notice she teleported all of the food with her as well.
>This fucking hippo.
>You shake your head in disappointment.
>She levitates a burger up to her mouth, and starts to eat again, while glaring at you.
>"There you go again! Judging me!"
>You roll your eyes for the second time today.
"And there you go again being emotional for no reason."
>"I have plenty reason!"
"Yeah? Lay it fucking on me."
>"I'll lay something on you, you big jerk..."
>You're getting frustrated.
"If you're gonna act like this, I'm just gonna go then. Fuck you."
>You about-face and head towards the door.
>"Stop! Please wait.."
>You turn around, and glare at chublight Lardle.
"What."
>She sits the sandwich down, loudly breathing through her mouth.
>She drools a little.
>You cock an eyebrow.
>"Look at me Anonymous. LOOK AT ME!"
>There's a lot to look at.
>She looks like Grimace from McDonald's.
>"What Stallion would want me now that I look like this? The only one I managed to get somewhere with dumped me, and now my crush doesn't want anything to do with me! How do you think I'm feeling right now?!"
>You pause to intake her words.
>Her..Crush?
>You point to yourself.
>She looks away with her eyes closed, and cheeks reddened by her impromptu confession, and nods.
"H-holy shit Twi..I didn't know."
>"Of course you didn't..You don't like big girls.."
>You come closer to Twilight, and kneel down.
"It's not even about being big or whatever Twi. If you just stay you, then I'm good."
>She looks at you with her plump cheeks, and smiles.
>"You really mean that?"
 
"Yeah I do."
>She beams at you with her ketchup covered muzzle.
>"So..is there a chance with me and you then..?"
>Oh..Oh shit. You gotta think this one over.
>You're not exactly a fan of big chicks, but you can't deny how cute this nerd is with her buddha belly.
>And in the official man's rulebook to everything, right next to don't use the stall directly next to another dude on page 19 it states:
> All big girls love anal
>And well Fat sex is something you've always wanted to try.
>Fuck it. Why not? It's a new year, and your dick isn't getting any wetter.
>You nod and lean forward.
>You begin to carefully lick the ketchup off of her face, trailing your tongue over each splotch of condiement, until you make it to Twilard's lips.
>She's beet red, and breathing incredibly hard.
>You smell something of a mixture between sweat, and musk floating in the air.
>She's staring holes into you, sweat starting to form on her brow.
>"Anon...! Oh my..!"
>You brush the smell off, and stand up in front of the big pony.
>You look down at her expectantly.
"Do you want this?"
>She looks up to you and nods as if in a trance.
>Her horn glows, as she undoes your slacks, and slides them down to your ankles.
>You grab her horn, with your right hand.
"You're still hungry right? Open up then."
>Her face a hazy red, she complies and opens her jaws wide.
>You slide your boxers down, and place your stiffening johnson into her mouth.
>She clamps down on it, and swirls her long flat tongue around, and over your urethra.
>You let out a small moan at the nerd pone's intricate movements.
>Reaching full mast, you begin to pump in and out of her mouth, as she hungrily slurps you back in.
>Drool begins to flood her mouth, and pour down her double chins, while you shuffle in and out of her wet, hot salvia filled, maw.
"Oooh..dam Twi...!"
>Twilight brings a flabby hoof to your balls, gently stroking them , as if she trying to coax your jelly out of your loins.
 
Then anon died and was never heard from again