>Day Setting For Summer in Equestria.
>You just had a horrible time at Fluttershy's cottage.
>She invited you over and asked you to dress up in a bunny suit.
>Never being alone with that horse again...
>You look forward to being in the comfort of your home again.
>A home that's far away from all these ponies.
>A home that has all of your cool stuff.
>A home that's currently lit up like a fucking Best Buy.
"What the-"
>Running up the lane to your cabin, you pull the door open and brace for the worst.
>"IT'S A GAK ATTACK!"
>Immediately your vision is taken away as something wet slaps your face and Pinkie Pie's laughter rings in your ears.
>You crouch and claw at your face.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>After the orange gak that you kept hidden in your dresser is off your face, you take your first look around your home.
>Pinkie Pie stands above you breathing heavy with a look of insane joy on her face.
>"Gak gak GAK!"
>She's not the only one here...
 
 
>Finally you notice the music thumping.
>From the look of it, Rainbow Dash figured out how to use your ipod sound dock.
>And of course,
>She found one of the most annoying songs you had.
>You watch her float and wiggle her limbs,
>"I didn't know you had these bumpin' tunes Anon!" She shouts over the music.
>"I don't know what the lyrics mean, but they're FUN!"
>You can only watch as she tilts her head up and her tongue wiggles in the air like an autistic snake while she screeches:
>"La ilaha illa Allah, ha la ili, hay yo Hili b'Allah, hey, hili bay yo! We gettin' Arab money! We gettin' Arab money!"
>Why the hell do you even have a Busta Rhymes song?
>And over there in the corner you see-
"No... No, oh god no..."
>Twilight Sparkle's face is millimeters away from your laptop screen.
>You run over and slap it shut.
>She flinches and glares at you, "hey! I was looking at le funny pictures, you troll!"
>Pulling the laptop away from her, you speak as calmly as you can,
"Twilight, I will resist the urge to slap you for what you just said. How long have you been on this thing?"
>She smiles at you.
>Why is she smiling like that?
>It looks creepy.
"Twilight what are you-"
>And then you realize it.
>She's trying to do a troll face.
>"You like le trick face Anon? Are you frustrated bro?!"
>The laptop must be burned.
 
 
>Then you hear it.
>The sound of breaking glass from the kitchen.
>Ignoring the fact that Pinkie Pie is having a gak fight with Rainbow Dash, Twilight has booted up the laptop again and Rainbow Dash somehow found a Nickleback song on your ipod (did you really always have shit tastes in music?), you fearfully go to the kitchen.
 
"APPLEJACK WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>When you enter your kitchen, the only way to describe it is: disaster zone.
>Your fridge is open, it's contents spread all over.
>Every single drawer and cabinet is open, most stuff pulled out.
>Bottles have been smashed, food has been smeared, the table has been flipped.
>And laying there in the middle of a bed made of your cabbage for tonights dinner, is Applejack, passed out.
>With a bottle of Jack Daniels in one hoof and a bottle of Sapphire in the other.
>She looks dead.
>You hop over all the shit and stoop down to her.
"Aj! Aj wake up!"
>She moans and her tongue flops out.
>One eye creeps open, "found sum gewd cider here Anon... Couldn't find any apples so ah- BLUUUUUUGH!"
>A stream of projectile vomit consisting of cabbage, gin, whiskey, stomach acid and gak sprays your face.
>You screech and fall back on your ass.
"I THOUGHT HORSES COULDN'T PUKE!"
>Applejack is out again.
>You find a rag and furiously clean your face over the sink.
>Why did you ever get transported here?
>Why was all of your stuff transported as well?
>You never asked for this.
>Your introvert rage begins to build.
>And you snap.
 
 
"THAT'S IT! EVERYONE FUCKING OUT!"
>You run back into the living room.
>With a roar, you turn off the Creed song playing on your ipod, snatch the ball of gak and close your laptop.
"I WANT EVERYONE TO LEAVE!"
>They look scared in the waves of your rage.
>Pinkie Pie's lip trembles, "did we do something wrong Anon?"
"I JUST WANT SOME ALONE TIME!"
>Twilight nudges Rainbow Dash and smirks, "he means he wants to fop, lel!"
>Grabbing Twilight by the horn, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash under an arm, you throw all three ponies outside.
"Go annoy someone else!"
>Rainbow shrugs and flies away.
>Pinkie Pie looks heart broken and trudges away.
>You'll probably regret that one later.
>Twilight turns her nose up at you.
>"Geez Anon, someone sure is... Buttfrustrated!"
>She is obviously pleased with herself as she trots away yelling "lelelelelelelele," all the way home.
>You sigh and go back inside.
>This is too much to clean up tonight.
>You'll do it in the morning along with nursing a hungover Applejack.
>For now, you decide to relax.
>You sit in your chair and pick a song on your ipod.
>Some dubstep should calm you down.
>There's a clopping sound behind you.
>You whip your head around and see Rarity on your stairs coming from your room.
>She's wearing your clothes.
"HEY! THOSE ARE GONNA SMELL LIKE HORSE NOW!"
>Rarity folds her ears and winces.
>"Anon, you have DREADFUL taste in clothing and music!"
>With that, she walks out of your house, throwing your clothes on the floor.
>You begin to cry.
>This was only the first day of summer.