>Day Fabulous in Equestria.
>You are Anon.
>Totally heterosexual.
>But that's not what Rarity thinks.
>At least she had finally stopped asking if you actually had a vagina.
>Then again, being asked over to try on fruity looking clothing and invited to the spa to get your nails done wasn't much better.
>You eat your bowl of woodchips in tiger milk in the most manly way possible.
>The phone rings and you answer it with a grunt.
>It's Rarity, she speaks fast and in a whisper,
>"Followmetothegay-"
>You hang up on that bitch, crushing the phone in the process.
>You were the last person in Ponyville who would be gay.
>Rainbow Dash flies outside of your window holding a sign that reads: 'Wur hear. Wur kwear. Deel with it.'
>She smiles and points at it.
>You snort and shake your head.
>The rainbow taco eater flies off sadly to her rally with her horribly spelled sign.
>Before you can go to watch some hunting shows, the door bell rings.
>You find Fluttershy is on your porch.
>"Anon, I was wondering if w-w-winking was your fetish?"
>She turns around and winks at you.
>You almost puke up last nights beer and hot wings.
>Pushing Fluttershy out of the way, you make a run for Rarity's.
>Fluttershy calls after you, "where are you going?!"
>You start ripping off your clothing and jacking off.
I'M GAY AS HELL!