(Scene 1 opens up on a peaceful country road.  Leaves are falling from the trees, a light wind stirs those on the road.  The tranquil scene in changed immediately as the Bradilac comes by at speed.  Interior of the Bradilac, we see Brad and Norman in the front seat with Rarity and Twilight sitting in the back)
Brad: Listen Norm, all I’m saying is that while I’m not a fan of Littlest Pet Shop, I find it odd that they don’t have a float or balloon in the big parade in Manehatton.  I mean , all of those giant conventions like the one in Baltimare, and yet Hasbro won’t shell out for a balloon….I just don’t get it.
Norman: (Pulling out earbuds) What? (Laughter)
(As Brad basically retells the previous lines we switch to Twilight and Rarity)
Twilight: What are they talking about?
Rarity: As if I would pay any attention to something as trivial as Littlest Pet Shop...I gave up after that movie where the characters were humanized. (Laughter)
Twilight: Ah...so what is Thanksgiving?
Rarity: Well darling, its a day when everyone gets together and with friends and family and gives thanks for the previous year and then they all have a turkey for dinner.
Twilight: A turkey for dinner?  Interesting.
Rarity: (Interrupting Brad and Norman’s discussion) Brad Darling, thank you for inviting us to have Thanksgiving Dinner with your family.  
Brad: Not a problem.  Dad takes so much pleasure in cooking the dinner that having more mouths to feed means more chances for him to gloat.  This is going to be the most Bradical Thanksgiving ever!
(Norman cringes hard to the audience’s laughter)
Norman: So what is your family like?
Brad: Oh, mom and dad are a lot like your parents.  Just without the merciless pranking of their son. (Laughter)  
Norman: Well...I wouldn’t say merciless pranking….
Brad: Norm, your dad played an axe murderer last Halloween and you nearly killed him. (Laughter)
Norman: He had it coming. (Laughter)
Twilight: So where are we going?
Brad: Well, after high school, mom and dad decided to move out to the country.  Of course, I planned to stay in town for college so I only tend to come out here for the holidays.
Norman: So what is this new place like?
Brad: Take a look for yourself.
(We see Brad’s parent’s house.  It is a nice little Victorian affair in the middle of an opening in the surrounding woods.  It seems like a nice peaceful house.  A pale yellow with white and black trim.  Brad’s dad takes good care of it, it would appear.  We see the four standing in front of the house)
Rarity: Darling, this is a beautiful home.  
Brad: (Nervous) right...right.  Alright, listen up, there’s something I haven’t told you guys about my family.  See we have this one member and…(The other three have already run to the door of the house) Crap! (Laughter)
Norman: (Turning back to Brad) What were you saying, Brad?
(Brad just stares past Norman with a bit of fear and surprise on his face)
Norman: Eh?  
(Norman turns back around and steps forward...right into a rather large set of breasts.  Laughter to end the scene)

(Scene 2 opens where scene 1 left off...Norman pushes back and away from the woman in front of him)
Norman: I’m am so sorry!  Please don’t kill me! (He looks down to then notice that he, in the act of pushing away as placed his hands firmly on her chest) Oh Faust!  Sorry! (Laughter)
(we get our first look at the woman as seen by Norman.  She seems to be an older highschooler, perhaps a junior or senior.  She has yellow tinged skin, blue hair, and a rather large...tracts of land.  She wears a white dress that seems to prominently display her assets)
Girl: You must be Norman! Big Brother has told me so much about you! (She grabs Norman and crushes him into her chest in a tight hug)
Brad: (Running up to the girl) Sis!  You gotta let go or you are going to kill him!
Girl: (Letting Norman go) Oh my!  Sorry…
(We see Norman taking deep breaths, behind him we see Rarity and Twilight.  Norman places his hands to his head and finds something missing)
Norman: My Beanie!
Rarity: (Seen behind Norman, eye twitching, angry with the girl) Brad, darling….who is this spirited young lady?
Brad: (Turning around and taking a deep breath) Everyone….this is my little sister: Milky Way Sentry.
Milky: Nice to meet you all.
(We see an older man and woman show up at the door.  The man is balding and thin.  The woman
 has medium length blue hair.  They are Brad’s Parents)
Dad: Did I hear the voice of my sonny boy?
Mom: Hello dear!
Brad: (Hugging his mom and shaking his dads hand) Hello mom!  Hello Dad!  
Twilight: Thank you for inviting us to dinner.
Dad: Not a problem my dear.
Mom: Now, come in everyone, you’ll catch a death if you stay out there too long.  
(We see the inside of the the Sentry home.  It is a humble abode that seems to be a nice place for a couple to retire to.  Our main four and Milky are seen sitting in the living room.  Brad and Norman are watching football on the couch)
Norman: Brad...how long have you had a sister?
Brad: 18 years….
Norman: And how long have we known each other?
Brad: For quite a while.
Norman: (forcefully) So tell me…(with emphasis)my friend, why did you never tell me you had a sister?
Brad: (Nervously) You never asked? (Laughter)
Norman: Good try...now answer truthfully.
Brad: Well...she’s a little bit of a clutz...its kind of embarrassing.  She doesn’t even know her own strength…
Norman: (Nursing his ribs) I noticed. (Laughter)
(Norman looks over at Milky and notices a flash of green coming out of the chest of her dress)
Norman: My beanie!
(He then looks to her right and sees Rarity.  She has noticed where he was staring and is now glaring angrily at Norman)
Brad: So what are you thankful for?
Norman: If I live through the day, probably that. (Laughter to end the scene)
 

(Scene three opens still in the living room.  Milky and the girls on one couch, Norman and Brad still on the other watching the game.  Norman keeps looking at Milky trying to figure out a way to get his beanie back.  Rarity keeps catching him and getting jealous)
Brad: (Not taking eyes off the game) I suggest you stop staring at my little sister like that.
Norman: (Snapped out of it) I’m sorry?
Brad: You heard me.  Don’t look at her with those eyes of yours.  I know what you’re planning, I’ve had that same look in my eyes before. (Laughter)
Norman: What do you mean?
Brad: First: if you so much as lay a hand on her maliciously, you’ll be making cupcakes with Pinkie.  Two: Aren’t you worried about you and Rarity.  Aren’t you a thing?
Norman: Yes...but...I’m not going to rape your sister.
Brad: Then stop looking at her like that.  
Norman: Brad, look at her chest.
Brad: What!  Do you want me to kill you!?
Norman: No!  Don’t Kill me! (Laughter) I mean...when she hugged me, my beanie ended up there.
Brad: (Sneaks a quick look, see the beanie peaking out) Well I’ll be damned.
Norman: Exactly...also, I thought you were ashamed of her.
Brad: Well….I mean, she is a clutz...but she’s still family. (aww)
Norman: So how do we get back my beanie?
Brad: I have a plan. (He get up and walks over to Milky) Hey sis!
Milky: (Standing up) Yes, Big Brother?
Brad: (Pointing below her chin) What’s that?
Milky: (Looking down) Where?
(Brad goes to pull the old make the mark look down and flick their nose prank whilst reaching down to get the beanie, Milky blocks it however, capturing Brad in a hug)
Brad: Hrrgh!
Milky: Oh, big bro, fool me once, shame on you, fool me 254 times, shame on me.  You aren’t getting me this time. (Laughter)
Mom: (V/O from kitchen) Milky...come help set the table.
Milky: Yes, mom! (She lets go of Brad who collapses to the ground hacking and panting)
Norman: (Walking over, slow clapping then helping Brad up) Valiant Effort.
Brad: I saw my grandpa...he’s been dead for 10 years.  (Laughter)
Dad: (V/O offscreen) Dinner is served!
(Quick cut to the dinner table.  Brad’s father sits at the head of the table.  Mom, Brad, and an empty chair are on one side.  Rarity, Norman, and Milky on the other)
Brad: Where’s Twilight?
Norman: She said something about needing to go get the special guest.
Rarity: Special guest? (Norman and Brad both Shrug)
(Norman notices his beanie, he stealthily try to reach over to get it.  Milky sees this and grabs his hand.  Cracking sound effects can be heard and Norman grimaces)
Milky: Ah ah ah, Norman.  We can’t eat until Twilight gets here.
Rarity: (Annoyed) She’s right Darling. (She emphasizes darling and we get a view as she kicks Norman under the table)
Norman: (Rubbing his hand) Right, of course.(Laughter)
Mom: Well, we can at least start plating the food.  Milky, dear, could you pass the potatoes?
Milky: Sure, mom. (She stands and leans across Norman to get the bowl. By doing so, Norman finds himself in the middle of marshmallow hell.  She gets the bowl, passes it and sits down)
Norman: (Taking deep breaths and recovering) I saw a white light. (Laughter)
Rarity: (Beginning to get angry with Milky, through gritted teeth) I...Will...End...You! (Laughter)
(We hear the door open and see Twilight enter the room, she appears to have something under her jacket)
Brad: There you are Twily.  What have you got there?
Twilight: The special guest!  (She opens her jacket revealing a live turkey which jumps out and runs across the table ruining everything.  All at the table freak out.  Brad and his father begin to chase the turkey in order to catch it.  Norman watches in utter shock)
Norman: God Damn it, Purple! (Laughter to end scene)
 
(After Credits Scene)
(Norman and Brad sit on the couch.  The girls are on the other couch)
Rarity: Wait a second...Milky, dear, what’s that in your dress?
Milky: What are you talking about?
Rarity: This. (She grabs onto Milky’s chest and begins trying to get Norman’s beanie out of it, all the while, Milky begins moaning and giggling in surprise at this sudden action.  Finally, after a brief struggle, she gets the beanie free and throws it at Norman)
Norman: (Returning the beanie to his head.  He turns to Brad and sheepishly crosses his legs) I think I know what I’m thankful for. (Laughter to end the episode)