Disclaimer: I have never been to /mu/. All I can do is hum and count syllables.
 
And I don't like Pinkie Pie that way.
 
To the tune of Hey There Delilah (ugh)
 
Hey there Pinkie Pie
What's it like at Sugarcube Corner?
I've been watching you for some time
And girl, my heart is getting warmer
Yes it's true
Cupcakes just aren't as sweet as you
I swear it's true
 
Hey there Pinkie Pie
Don't forget about your friends
They'll be with you through the hard times
They will help you make amends
Just trust in me
I know you feel lonely
Don't let it be
 
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
My Pinkie
 
Hey there Pinkie Pie
I know the parties are getting harder
But just believe me, girl
Someday I'll find a way to help you start them
Just for you
There isn't nothing I would do
My pinkish hue
 
Hey there Pinkie Pie
I just want to make you happy
If anything you see from now on
Starts scaring you away
I'll save your grace
And put a smile upon your face
Your lovely face
 
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
My Pinkie
 
You're in a different universe
And I can't reach you it's such a curse
But I swear to you that I will find a way
My friends all think I've gone too far
And I just laugh, you're worth it all
I know that you'll make everything ok
Pinkie Pie, My harmony
I'll do whatever you ask of me
I'll fill your sky with rainbows for all to see
Just stay with me
 
Hey there Pinkie Pie
Don't you ever stop being random
I hope this song is enough to tell you
About everything I'd have done
All for you
I'd do anything you want to
I'd move all of Equestria for you
Hey there Pinkie Pie here's to you
This one's for you
 
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
Oh you are my Pinkie
My Pinkie.