A 3rd party finale to http://pastebin.com/Zi1DqpPg
 
>Cowering beneath all of the suns fury, you feel the sweat drip from your forehead.
>Rainbow Dash and Twilight Sparkle are at your back, a dark look in their eyes that screams vengeance.
>The Princess is still speaking to you with a threatening look on her face, but all you can hear is your own heartbeat, and ragged breath.
>This was it.
>The tube of your vacuum lays beside you, scratch marks and scuffs serving as evidence to all you have done together.
>You won't let her take it from you.
>Reaching over, you grab hold of your trusty cleaning device, and leap to your feet.
>Pointing the business end at the embodiment of the day, you feel a calm overtake you.
>"PRINCESS CELESTIA, BE CAREFUL THAT THING'S DANGEROUS!!"
>Hearing rapid wingbeats coming from behind, you whip around quickly, pressing the circular opening against the muzzle of Rainbow Dash just when she reaches you.
>Aside from the tremors wracking her body, she is frozen in mid air, momentum keeping her snout pressed to the vacuum and staring at you with wide eyes.
>"MmmnMMMMG-NGGH!!"
>You cut her off with the press of a button.
>*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMMM*
>It was enough.
>The proximity and noise, combined with the mental scarring from her previous run in with you, leads to her passing out almost immediately with eyes rolling back into her head.
>With another button press, her limp body drops from the nozzle, no longer held in the air from the suction.
>You slowly turn, tube pointed to the ground.
>Noticing the Princess looking a bit more nervous, you continue to walk forward slowly, not sparing another glance backwards even as you hear Twilight run forward to care for her friend.
 
>"ANON, I WILL NOT WARN YOU AGAIN. YOU WILL LAY DOWN YOUR WEAPON AND SURRENDER.
>You tap the button again, leaving it on for only a moment before turning it off once more.
>*vVVVRRrrr...*
>Her wings flare up, and her stern expression falters with fore-hoof raised.
>You can see it in her eyes as you advance...
>"YOU TRY MY PAT-IAGH!!!
>*vVVVRRrrr...*
>This all powerful deity, the eternal undying flame...
>"ANO-EEEGH!"
>*vVVVRRrrr...*
>She fears you...
>Stepping ever closer, you feel a grin coming to your face as she actually begins to back away from you.
>*vVVVRRrrr... vVVVRRrrr... vVVVRRrrr...*
>"ENOUGH!!!"
>With a brilliant white light, you skid backwards on your feet from the force of the shock wave originating from the solar Princess.
>Holding your arms in front of your eyes, you only know the Princess is slowly rising into the air from the angle of the light on the ground beneath.
>"YOU WILL HARM MY LITTLE PONES NO FURTHER!!!"
>When your eyes finally manage to adjust to an extent, you can barely make out her form above you.
>She has her head held up, mane flowing erratically in the cosmic wind, and horn glowing ever brighter from the magic coursing through her.
>You need to act quickly, but what...
>A grim realization passes through your mind.
>Reaching back, you remove your vacuu- No. You remove your friend from your back.
>Looking down at it, the memories that have been imprinted into your mind from the past day begin to play back.
>So much urine...
>And yet, the most fun you've had since you arrived here.
>Giving your friend one last nod, you press the button, and begin to spin in place as a single tear is carried off into the passing wind.
>*VRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRMMMM*
>Screaming as you gain kinetic energy, you reach a pinnacle of momentum and let go.
>The tube spirals in the air as the pack gets closer and closer to your target.
>By pure chance, the nozzle manages to latch onto a teat of the hovering Princess, just as her eyes snap open with a blinding flash.
>"AGGGGH-aaaghn~"
>The universe implodes.
 
>Waking to falling rain, you slowly rise and cast your gaze outward to see what's left of the orchard, and Poneville beyond.
>A few conscious pones shamble back and forth moaning quietly to themselves like the undead, and the remaining appear to still be asleep.
>Looking behind you, you see the prone form of the Princess.
>Breathing a sigh of relief, you limp to the remains of your home.
>To begin again.
>For you have won today, Anon.
>But at what cost?