>Physics in Equestria
>Be Anon
>Sitting around your house, you watch as the pones of Poneville go about their business.
>There goes Pinkie Pie, no doubt setting up a party.
>And Applejack, tending to her apples.
>Rarity, sorting a dress.
>Princess Celestia, heading...
>Straight towards you?
>”Hello, Anonymous!”
>Well isn't this odd.
“Greetings, Princess. What brings you to my edge of the woods?”
>”I have been observing you from afar. I have done lots of research, and I have proven without a doubt that I know what your fetish is.”
>Why would a princess of Equestria want to know what your fetish is in the first place?
“Uh. Give it a shot?”
>The royal being in front of you flashes an enormous grin.
>Light shines from her horn, dazzling the place for as far as the eye can see.
>White haze takes over.
>When it clears, you see bicycles going backwards when pedalled forwards.
>When ponies trot, they go incredibly fast.
>When they gallop, they slow to a snails pace.
>A minty pony looks over at the shining sparkles in the air.
>Just as she opens her mouth to wow at the scene, a thief brings out a knife and tries to slit her throat.
>The blade slices through her neck but...
>The thief's neck opens up in crimson spray.
“Um, Princess... What did you do?”
>She brings out a dildo from her saddlebag.
>Bedroom eyes goin' full frontal right now.
>”Being the most magical creature in all of Equestria...”
>The huge fake horse dong is positioned at her majestic anus.
>”I changed the laws of physics.”
>The gigantic thing fills her ass up, and you feel your intestines rupturing with each inch.
“Th-this [spoiler]IS[/spoiler] my fetish.”
>Good day in Equestria.