>3drunk5u in Equestria
>Attempting to stand, you see silly yellow p0ny in your line of sight
>...What is this?
>On top of her head is...
>A dildo.
>Since when did they make dildos for faces?
>"U-um... Gimp... is it your fetish?"
>Sighing, you want to rip off your dick, it shouldn't be aroused right now.
"You can't just come in here all high and mighty, with a fucking dick tied to your face, what's wrong with you?!"
>Fluttershy backs off, whimpering
>"I didn't want to b-bother you, Anon..."
"But... that's the whole point of this."
>"Of what?"
>Shit
>She's not allowed to know of the thread.
>Turn around face her
"Right fuck this"
>Today you suffered from random adult spontaenous combustion all because of
>Fucking Fluttershy