6drunk8u in Equestria
>You're Anon yadda yadda
>Trying to masturbate by yourself, you begin to cry like a little bitch.
"It's been so long since I've had someone!"
>Bad move, now Fluttershy's at the damn door.
>"Oh Aaaanoooon!"
>You don't want a goddamned mare!
>You want the sweet hoomen pussy!
>"I-I could be someone for you."
>Tears stain your erect penis.
"No, I've told you a hundred times, you're just not right for me! You're a fucking horse!"
>"You could be f-fucking a horse baby."
>Bedroom eyes come from the yellow fucker.
>"And you could use your tears as l-lube."
>Nope.
>Nope nope nope nope.
>Cry some more, then PissSilent makes her move.
>"Oh my... You're already har-"
>Suddenly, your dick droops lifelessly.
"2drunk2fuckU."
>Horrified, JaundiceQuiet leaves you.
>"What a waste of s-salty, sexy lube."
>You may be a lonely sack of shit, but least you're not
>Fucking Fluttershy.