>Day Bros in Equestria
>You are Anonymous
>Anonymous you are- wait this ain't Seussville.
>Equestria is boring.
>There's no computers.
>No video games.
>But perhaps, most important of all...
>No pussy.
>Well, there's the horse pussy.
>But you're not going near that shit.
>Everyone in town knows that.
>Strolling along Ponyville, you wave to all your friends passing by.
>Some of them give you odd looks.
>But you'd rather pretend to misinterpret them for friendliness rather than acknowledge that they want the dick.
>Just as you're politely smiling at a horny mare, you're on your ass.
>Must be that time of day again.
>“Hi 'Non.”
>All up in your grill is Rainbow Dash.
“'Sup.”
>She gets off of you.
>“I was. 'Til I pinned you to the floor against your will.”
>You chuckle.
“God Rainbow, you make it sound so creepy.”
>Her face twists.
>“Uh, right! 'Cause it wasn't meant to sound creepy at all! Yeah, of course!”
>Hah, good old Dash.
>You and her have been bros since you dropped out of the sky on top of her.
>Boy, what a weird day that was.
>You both nearly died.
>But that experience bonded you both for life.
>Bros til the end, you'd always say with her.
>She always acts so confident around everyone.
>Funny she isn't the same with you.
>“So, what are your plans today 'Non?”
“Dunno. Maybe go home and fap for a bit.”
>She stares at you oddly.
>You chuckle.
“God, your face! Nah I'm not gonna do that.”
>She sighs.
“Probably not.”
>Her ears perk up subtly.
“...Maybe.”
>Eyes shining.
>You stop.
>For a moment her lips quiver.
“No, I'm just going to Pinkie Pie's to get some baked goods. Damn, you looked so concerned there!”
>She shakes her head rapidly.
>Her dazed state ceases.
>“Uh, yeah. I worried in case... in case anypony were to see you! That wouldn't be good. Especially with that Hardpings or whatever-her-name-is mare prowling around...”
>You tilt your head.
“Whatever. Wanna come with to Pinkie's?”
>She nods and smiles.
 
>At Sugarcube Corner.
>“'Nonny, can I talk to you for a second?”
>Pinkie hands you a loaf of banana bread.
“Sure.”
>Dash trots alongside you too.
>Balloonbutt glares at her.
>“In private.”
>Her expression twists.
>“Fine.”
>In a quiet room behind the counter, Pinkie looks right at you.
>“'Nonny, this is getting all too serious. Dash loves you!”
>You scrunch up your face and laugh at the girl.
“No way, man. Me and Dash are bros 'til the end. No way she loves me.”
>She pouts.
>“Don't you see it?! She follows you everywhere, floors you every time she sees you, and most of all she never stops staring!”
>It's almost impossible to contain your laughter.
“That's explainable due to the fact that flooring is a tradition. She follows me cause we're bros, and she just wants to make sure I'm okay so she stares!”
>You grin at her.
“It doesn't matter anyways, I don't love her either!”
>Pinkie plants a pestering 'pendage in her pudgy personal perspective.
>Her hoof is embedded in her face.
>Clearly, that was the wrong answer.
“What?”
>“Never mind. Take your bread and go.”
>You hold up your hands in defence.
 
>Walking out of the store, Dash questions you.
>“What was that all about?”
“Ah, nothin'. Pinkie just thinks you're in love with me. How wild is that?”
>She sweats, her eyes [spoiler]dashing[/spoiler] here and there without you picking up on it.
>“That's insane! What, does she think we're lovers? We're just b-bros! Best of friends til the end!”
>Chucking along with her, you pat her back.
>Hairs there stick up on end.
>You're both at the door of your house now.
>It's not far from the bakery.
>Walking inside, you and Dash are still laughing about Pinkie's ridiculous statements.
“Lovers? Damn, you're funny Dash!”
>Slowly trudging into the kitchen, you place the banana bread on the counter.
>You turn to face Dash, smiling at her when out of nowhere you trip over a chair.
>A conveniently placed glass of water falls when you use it to try break your fall.
>“Oh 'Non, your clothes are soaked! You'll have to take them off now.”
>Knowing your bro is right, you tear off your trousers and shirt.
>They're in a messy pile on the floor.
>Lying there in your underwear, Dash bites her lip.
>“Hey, how about I pin you again?”
>Chortling, you challenge her.
“As if you could manage.”
>Her eyes half-lid.
>“Watch me.”
>She leaps on top of you, hooves pressing down on your shoulders.
>A good grip, but you throw her off and lie on her.
“Look who's pinned now.”
>She grins menacingly, then bucks you off of her.
>Going unnoticed, your underwear has started to slip off.
>Her wings flap, draughting your body.
>Once more, she jumps above you, flattening your body with her own.
>“Cold and helpless and pinned to the floor. You're in a tight spot, 'Non.”
>Warmth comes from lower down.
>Your underwear is completely off now.
>Looking down, then up again, you say one word to your bro.
“Oops.”
>Slowly she starts to slide along you.
>“Bro hug?”
>Nodding you wrap your arms around her, and still she moves with tenderness.
>Her lips are rubbing softly around you, wetting the area.
>With a soft moan, her eyes close in pleasure.
“Bros 't-til the end. Right?”
>She looks at you, face red.
>“R-right.”
>She quickens the pace.
>“I bet you're liking this, you l-little creep.”
>Groaning a little, you laugh nervously at her.
“No, but if I did, why are you still d-doing it?!”
>“Your body seems to say o-otherwise.”
>She's right.
>No sex for so long can do terrible things to the Anon.
>It's not even been 2 minutes but you feel a build-up inside of you.
>She just keeps going, sweating and breathing quick.
>“Are you gonna...?”
>You nod at her, then she flips on her back and keeps you on top.
>She keeps moving rhythmically, getting faster and faster.
>The rainbow mare doesn't ever want to stop.
>You feel it...
>Getting closer...
>Closer still...
>Until finally...
“Rainbow!”
>A sticky rope of white blasts out of you, covering the blue pony in front of you.
>Your member is treated to a stream of liquid...
>Just as you hear a knock on the door.
>“Bros 'til the end, 'Non...”
“No time, there's someone at the door!”
>She doesn't care, she lies there with a look of pure ecstasy on her face.
>Your clothes must've been scattered in the sensual calamity, you can't find them anywhere!
>“'Nonny, I know you're in there!”
>Oh shit, it's Pinkie!
“J-just a minute, Pinkie Pie!”
>With a huge slam on the door, it gives way.
>Exposing the sordid scene you and Dash made.
>The curly-maned pone stands there.
>Her eyes pop out of her sockets.
>“What... What's that white stuff all over her?”
“It was just a brojob Pinkie, relax!”
>Her pupils turn microscopic.
>She turns from her usual happy pink self, to a dreadful green.
>“I-think-I'm-gonna-be-sick.”
>She slams the door, and all you hear are clops on the stone paving.
>Dash gets up off the floor, and looks at you with bedroom eyes.
>“Sooo... Pinkie knows now.”
>Nod.
>“Do... do we care?”
>Shake your head.
“Bros til the end, Dash.”
>The stickied mare blushes.