A request by Picklehead42
 
>Day Allergies in Equestria
>You're Anon, the only being with a shitty immune system here
>Around the p0nies you're fine, but any other creature...
>The results are unpleasant.
>Sadly, your friend Fluttershy has many of these small critters
>The last time you went to her abode, you were violently ill for a fortnight
>So mainly she comes and sees you
>But you can never get any privacy, for you have no home of your own
>You live with Pinkie Pie in Sugarcube Corner, the least private place on the planet
>By no means do you dislike Pinkie, she's just very loud and nosey
>Which is a problem when you're with Fluttershy
>And today is her birthday, so you're gonna have to fight the storm.
 
“Pinkie! How's that cake coming along?”
>You've taken a bunch of antihistamines, you're gonna brave your allergies and give the cake to her in person
>”Almost ready!”
>You sniff at the air, the waft of baked goods filling your nose
>Sponge layers, icing, everything smelled delectable
>Hopefully she'll like it.
>DING
>”Anon! The cake's done!”
“Alright!”
>With a bounce in your step you go downstairs, greeted by a massive-grinned Pinkie
>”I know you wanna do this on your own, but sing this for me!”
>She hands you a note, with a childish drawing of Fluttershy's face and the birthday song on it
>You chuckle lightly at it
“I don't think I could forget this, Pinkie.”
>She beams at you
“Well, I'm off. Wish me luck.”
>”Okie dokie lokie! Have fun!”
>Grabbing the cake, you make your way over to Fluttershy's cottage
 
>You've just passed Carousel Boutique
>___Cake status: OK___
>Fillies run past you playfully
>P0nies say hello to you and smile
>All is well in P0nyville
>But unfortunately, that was not to last
>Before you could see what was in front of you, a rainbow flashes in your eyes, staggering you
>You fall back a little bit, tripping
>But not falling
>___Cake status: OK___
>Rainbow Dash oughta look where she's going.
 
>You're on the outskirts of P0nyville now
>Just by Sweet Apple Acres
>___Cake status: OK___
>It's a quaint little place
>Although you've never been on the farm, you imagine it to be relaxing
>...Or you at least you did
>A red stallion calls out to you
>”STOP THAT cart!”
>Turning to your left, you see a huge cart full to the brim with apples charging towards you
>It must've been going at about 100 miles per hour
>Ohshitwaitit'scomingrighttowardsyoubetterjumpoutoftheWAY
>Managing to dodge it by a hairlength, you let out a tremendous puff of relief
>___Cake status: MINOR HULL BREACH___
>Wait what happened
>Inspecting it, you find some of the icing has come off
>Oh well, it's not like she'll notice
>You hope
>Turning to Big Mac, you apologize for not stopping the cart, and ask if there's anything more you can do to help
>”Nnnope.”
 
>At long last, you're at Fluttershy's cottage
>You can already feel the sniffles coming on
>Come on, Anon. You gotta get your allergies to fuck off outta here.
>___Cake status: MINOR HULL BREACH___
“Right, okay. Here we go. I'll ring the doorbell. Right now.”
>Nervously approaching the door, you ring it.
>You let out a small cough
>The pastel-pink maned p0ny greets you with a small smile and rosy pink cheeks
>Dammit, she's adorable
“H-hey Fluttershy. Happy birthday, friend.”
>Presenting the cake to her, she squeaks and squeezes you tightly
>”Oh, t-thank you so much Anon! I was a-afraid everyp0ny would forget!”
“How could I ever forget the greatest pegasus in all of Equestria's birthday?”
>She nuzzles against your chest
>”Come inside, Anon!”
>You do as instructed, but mucus is building up inside your nostrils
>Shit, the antihistamines can't be wearing off just yet right?
>You're gonna press on.
>You just HAVE to tell Fluttershy. It may be your only chance
 
>Setting the cake down on the table, you take a seat next to her on the couch
“So *sniff* what do you have planned for today?”
>”Um, I guess just what I do e-every other day. Tend to the animals, maybe see my f-friends.”
>You smile at her
>”Anon, y-you don't look so good...”
>Dammit, how did she notice so soon?
“I'm *cough* just fine, don't worry.”
>Looking into your eyes with worry, she mumbles to herself
“Huh?”
>”O-oh, nothing.”
>She looks at the floor
>Out of nowhere, she grabs your hand with her hoof.
>”I-I've been meaning to say something to you for a while now.”
>Your heart begins to pulse faster
“What is it?”
>”I really needed to tell you. Why not n-now?”
>Now it's in the back of your throat
>”I...”
“Yes?”
>”I think I...”
>Oh no.
>Your nose is beginning to tickle.
>”I think I like you.”
>Attempting to fight off your urge to sneeze, you pretend to be shocked.
“Wow... I never expected that.”
>She shies away from you
>”Oh dear... I'm sorry I t-told you that... It's okay if you-”
>Fucknofuckno
“N-no! I... wanted to tell you the *koff* same thing.”
>She looks up at you, her sea-coloured eyes as wide as the moon
>Saying nothing, she leans in for a kiss.
>Unbeknownst to you, Angel Bunny has just entered the room.
>You close your eyes, and
“ATCHOOOO”
>Ohgodwhy.png
>Putting your hands over your eyes, you slowly open them
>What greets you is... horrid
>Fluttershy is
>Covered in
>Snot.
>You have never seen such horror in a creature's face before.
>A few moments pass.
>Her face contorts.
>She shrieks with the volume of a jet fighter, and kicks you the fuck outta there.
>”OUTOUTOUTOUTOUT!!!”
>Hearing a splat, you check behind you.
>___Cake status: DESTROYED___