Dildo
Chainsaw made of tongues
Steak
 
>Day Emasculation in Equestria
>Well you done gone and fucked up again.
>You are Anon, beefcake.
>The banana p0ne has been chasing you for 3 hours with a sex toy.
>Namely, The Annihilator, the biggest dildo known to p0ny – and human – kind.
>The 14-inch rubbery thing has the potential to destroy your entire muscley rectal passage.
>And it ain't helping that she's got another secret weapon if you manage to get that thing from her.
>It's a chainsaw.
>But instead of metal blades...
>It has tongues.
>Fucking tongues.
>Dead, lifeless tastebuds to salivate all over it's victim(s).
>Why all of this?
>Because the creature caught you eating steak.
>C'mon, as if you could retain your figure without protein.
>After 3 hours and 2 minutes, you finally halt, trying to catch your breath.
>Backed up inside a shed, shit.
“Fluttershy, get the fuck away. That thing can literally deliver anal catastrophes the likes of which have never been seen here or where I'm from. And it AIN'T MY FUCKIN' FETISH!”
>From behind the door, she squeaks
>”Fine. Then you're asking for w-worse.”
>You hear the familiar rumble of a motor.
>Oh no. Oh fuck no.
>The door is bucked down, and you're met with the awful flicking noise as the tongues circle around.
>Closer and closer, the yellow p0ny bites into your arms.
>They deflate.
>...She knew you were using steroids all along.
>Bringing the tongue-saw to your face, the viscose liquid from them slaps onto your face.
>It makes you quiver and shake.
>She continues down to your crotch, while you squirm at the roughening tongues, devoid of any more saliva.
>Out of fuckin' nowhere, she puts on an awful costume of what appears to be...
>”Is getting L-lickitunged your fetish Anon?”
>...You're a big furry faggot.
>Now it is.
>Spend the rest of the day
>Fucking Lickishy.