>Day Satanic Ritual in Equestria
>You are Anonymous, servant of Lucifer
>It's a beautiful day outside so of course, you have to change that
>But how?
>LET'S LOOK IN THE MANUAL!
>What is the manual?
>SILLY ANON, IT'S THE CODEX GIGAS!
>Bring out the 500lb textbook.
“Hmm... let's see...”
>Before you can get to page 24,987 you are interrupted.
>”Whatcha doin' there Nonny?”
>That infernal wretch.
“Pinkie Pie, if you don't get out of here THIS INSTANT I will be forced to crush you with this very heavy book.”
>”B-but look!”
>She points outside, to a gay pride parade.
“THIS IS THE FIRST SIGN YOU HARLOT!”
>Her face and mane droop.
>”But Nooonny! Applejack's cousin Braeburn is out there!”
>Ah yes, the one that p0nies all around love.
“I do not care for such trivial matters. The apocalypse is nigh, and Satan's bidding needs done.”
>”Don'tcha mean the apocalypse is ne-”
>Before she can make a dreadful pun you kick her out of your abode.
>Crude, but effective.
>You step outside, and you're met by multiple hues of colour on flags.
>This is truly the end.
>At least the pink one warned you.
>Before you can stop anything however, the pink one has returned
“How is this possible?!”
>”With this!”
>She reveals a ten-foot strap-on, trailing on the ground behind you
>You look in your manual again
>...
“...Th-This is the second sign!”
>”Take a deep breath Nonny!”
>The whole thing has been rammed inside of you, and is now coming out of your throat.
“GHMCIBDH!”
>While being body-thrusted you check the Codex once more.
>Find out that the final sign is...
>...Oh goodness.
>It's...
>Your erection begins to stand to attention.
“WHY AM I ENJOYING THIS?!”
>And with that, the sky begins to crack, and from the cracks pour demons and monsters of all sorts.
>Your master soon follows.
>The satyr[spoiler]half goat half man[/spoiler]-looking creature looks down upon you, shaking his head
>”Anonymous, you have failed me. For this horrific act, you shall be banished to the deepest pit of Tartarus.”
>He grabs you with his enormous hands.
>As he throws you into the ground, you feel the enormous false member sliding out of you, and ejaculate onto your master's face
>”Good grief, this job is awful.”