>>You look upon the beast >>The source of your torment is just ahead of you >>And for all of your scheming, your plotting, your hatred, what now? >>What do you do in the face of a God? >>Just as before, her aura is commanding >>It compels you to fall to your knees >>Or to vomit, failing that >>But you are Anonymous >>You do neither >>You do not forgive, >>You do not forget >>She looks upon you, roughly equal to you in height, with a cool and collected demeanor >>You hate her >>You love her >>You fear her >>Your emotions are a storm with an eye of confusion and uncertainty   >>Hours from the time that Twilight sent that letter to Celestia, you were picked up and taken to Canterlot >>This time, Celestia would not see you. You would see her. And Luna was nowhere to be seen. >>“So, I hear you've been making some trouble around Ponyville” >>She says this in such a smug way. Hate boils in your blood >>“Hm. You think you can hide your feelings from me? You're not even trying.” Twilight told you everything. Why am I here? >>Celestia smirks >>“To congratulate you” >>You recoil and blink, the shackles that the guards placed you in rattle as you move I killed someone! And you want to congratulate me for that?! >>The room of the palace was empty. Just you and her >>You were restrained well enough that the guards did not mind her earlier order to leave her >>“You're doing as intended. Quite well, actually.” >>She trots up to you and leans in; you have to sway to keep from being shanked by her horn >>“...but you have this irritating habit of defying me, lately. And that is proving to be most unfortunate.”   >>You man up. You have little else to lose >>You speak through your fear, which until now has been an insurmountable barrier to your words B...because y-you... >>Before you can finish she pulls away from you >>“Yes, yes. The memories. The dreams. Up until recently, you could be controlled.” >>“That was my favorite part about you.” >>You cringe >>“A six, a five, and a nine. After a while I didn't even need to show you what lay beyond those numbers! Just the sight of six fifty-nine, and you wouldn't dare go against me.” >>“You were a coward.” >>You show your disgust for this whole thing with a warped expression of defiance Yeah? And now I want to see. I want to see it! I want to see what you have been taking away from me every night I want to see what I'm supposed to be afraid of! >>Celestia cants her head at you and chuckles >>“Very well, Anon. I can't say it hasn’t been fun.” >>Her horn glows >>The light expands and encompasses you >>Your eyes are filled with white >>A voice echoes through it all >>“You were a good servant.”   >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>You thrust yourself from your sleep in a cold sweat >>The cold air of your overhead fan bears down on you >>The feeling of displaced sheets around you is the only thing to welcome you >>You look at the clock and groan >>Seven? Already? >>You scramble out of bed >>The morning is cold >>But you have to power through >>Warm oatmeal >>Pack your lunch >>Eat breakfast >>Brush your teeth >>Get to your car >>Drive to work   >>You get to work. You are three minutes early >>Put on your headset >>Open the various programs you need on your computer screen >>Eight o' clock >>Punch in, enter the call waiting list >>Call comes in >>Someone screams at you about a prorated bill >>Explain, move on to next call >>Someone screams at you about collections calls >>Explain that they have not paid in sixty to ninety days >>They demand a supervisor >>Supervisor is too busy >>Nope.avi >>Tell them you would be happy to forward the complaint >>They hang up on you >>Next call comes in before you finish your notes >>Have to multitask >>Someone bitching about their refund >>Explain that the process can take six to eight weeks >>Finish your note on previous call >>They get upset >>Ten minutes arguing >>Information flashes across your screen faster than the person on the phone can comprehend >>The architecture of the business demands you leave three notes in three different programs >>They hang up on you >>Next call...   >>Lunch time >>You have thirty minutes >>Spend fifteen of it waiting for your turn to use the microwave in the break room >>Another account is teaching a class, and all the new applicants get lunch at the same time as you >>Break room is packed >>Go outside to eat >>Cold >>Go back inside and eat at your desk >>Get five minutes of actual break   >>Day closes >>You have processed ninety three calls today >>Head home >>Someone honks at you on the drive home >>What an asshole >>You honk at someone else >>What an asshole >>Park >>Open the apartment mail box >>Paycheck >>Minimum wage >>Go up stairs >>Turn on T.V. To the news >>Little local girl raped and killed >>Coalition troops suffer increased mortar attacks in Afghanistan >>Putin Russian prime minister again, vows to destroy capitalist pigdogs >>Go to computer >>4chan.org >>Zergface! Hahaha! >>See this, wat do? >>U mad, Amerifags? >>I AM 12 AND WUT IS THIS >>U mad, Eurofags? >>Skype window pops up >>One of your friends complaining about their life sucking >>Apologize, express willingness to help but inability to >>Go to bed >>Sleep   >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>Seven? Already? >>You scramble out of bed >>The morning is cold >>But you have to power through >>Warm oatmeal >>Pack your lunch >>Eat breakfast >>Brush your teeth >>Get to your car >>drive to work >>Get yelled at >>99%er calls and calls you the 1% because he can't pay his bill on time >>Lunch time >>Mediocre lunch >>Closing >>Seventy four calls >>Drive home >>News >>Drive by kills an elderly woman >>Obama vows to dick-slap Putin   >>Putin rebuttals 'not if I get there first!' >>4chan.org >>Zombie Apocalypse, guys >>Marshmallow pony jizz showers are my fetish >>Oh look this guy is proving me wrong, I'll call him mad >>Trollface.png >>Go to bed   >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>You scramble out of bed >>drive to work >>Get yelled at >>drive home >>watch depressing news >>go to 4chan.org >>go to bed   >>Friday >>You have Fridays off >>No friends to hang out with >>No significant other >>Look through your old baby pictures >>Your mom died two years ago of cancer >>Dad was in the army. Came home in a body bag back when the invasion kicked off. >>Rest of the family is distant >>Lost contact with your only real friend growing up >>feelsbad man >>go to 4can.org >>stay there for eleven hours >>sleep >>rest of the weekend is the same thing >>foreveralone.jpg   >>BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP~ >>You thrust yourself from your sleep in a cold sweat >>The cold air of your overhead fan bears down on you >>Turn your head >>Giant two dimensional horse standing next to your bed >>“Gotcha” >>Catapult yourself out of the opposite side of the bed, taking sheets with you >>Get on your feet with the sheets serving as an ad-hoc toga >>Screaming at the top of your lungs >>You could be the next Jim Carrey >>Unicorn's horn flashes with a bright white light >>You remember everything >>“So, how did you like it?”