>>You were never more uncomfortable than you were last night
>>Sleeping along side a pony
>>Equus ferus caballus
>>They're animals
>>It didn't help that BonBon couldn't keep her hooves to herself
>>From trying to cop a feel between your legs
>>To trying to sensually caress your horn
>>This isn't even hell
>>Celestia unknowingly brought you into purgatory
>>And you're so scared of BonBon that you couldn't just vocally snap at her
>>No, you remember what happened to your eye a few days ago too well for that
>>But you were human, then
>>Things were so much simpler when you were human
>>Back then, BonBon just wanted to beat your ass
>>Now she wants to beat your ass with...
>>Fuckin'...
>>Fabricated cock
>>You got little sleep that night
>>You were shivering from fear far too much for that
 
>>Morning came
>>In expert fashion you fall out of bed, thankfully not waking BonBon the Destroyer
>>And although you were exhausted, your determination was set
>>You would get your body back, come hell or high water
>>You just had to figure out how
>>You made your way into the shower and did your thing
>>There was some difficulty in figuring out how to shower as a pony
>>But you sure as shit weren't going to wake up BonBon to ask her how to do it
>>Hell no, forget that
>>You start formulating a plan as you get ready for the day
>>This isn't a problem that you can beat just by punching it
>>Which sucks
 
>>There has to be something that you can do
>>You prepare and eat a breakfast of cheap cereal jacked from Lyra and BonBon's cupboards
>>You then get to pacing in the living room
>>BonBon wakes up and greets you
>>“Hi there, love~!”
>>You grit your teeth but do your best to force a smile
Good morning...
>>“What's the matter? Rough night last night? I slept like a log!”
>>You hung your head low and glared at her
>>She slept through the whole thing?
>>Great, you're going to bed with a sleeprapist
>>What in the hell is wrong with this technicolor world of two dimensions?!
>>BonBon meanders over to you and nudges you, side against side
>>“Hey... feel like a little early morning work out before I get to work?”
>>The sensual tone that she breathed with those words was enough to tell you that you wanted none of it
I have a headache
>>BonBon furrows her brows and goes to continue her morning routine
>>“...'d make you forget about hands if you'd give me a chance...”
>>She mutters as she vanishes into the kitchen
>>You hold it until she is out of sight, and then you shiver
>>Oh, Celestia; this was so gross
>>Clearly there was some stress in the relationship between Lyra and BonBon
>>Why was living in a lesbian household so hard?!
>>You were about to return to your pacing when you heard crying coming from the kitchen
>>It was soft, but your equine ears reflexively turned towards noise
>>Something you couldn't control
>>Curiosity killed you, and you clopped over to the kitchen
 
>>BonBon sat with her back towards the entrance, leaning over her cereal
>>You frowned
>>Poor girl
>>You have to wonder if Lyra really treated her right
>>Because, clearly, she loves Lyra
>>Thing is, you're not Lyra
>>But still...
>>You make your way out front, scoop up the morning paper in your teeth, and bring it inside
>>You take it straight to BonBon, who looks at you through her depression
>>To be completely honest, you feel awkward from all directions at once
Listen...
I'm sorry.
>>She chokes
Can I get you anything?
>>Oh, jeez, what the HELL were you doing?
>>It was too early for this shit
>>“...Why can't we be like we were before?”
>>You look at her inquisitively
>>Your eyes shift left, and then right, before settling back on her uncomfortably
>>You start to sweat
>>“All through school, you were always the quirky one. It was so adorable...”
>>She started
>>“But everyp0ny called you names and picked on you for your little hobbies, and the color of your coat,”
>>Funny. You would make fun of this coat, too. Girl was snot-colored.
>>“...and for not being so great with magic”
>>Well, now you were interested. Not great with magic? Bullshit.
>>That's how you got in to this mess in the first place!
>>“...But I was always there for you.”
>>“Every damn time a bully tried to take your lunch, or haze you, I chased them off for you”
>>“I was so happy when you finally asked me on a date during our final years of school! That night was so magical, your horn started working!”
>>You zoned out, thinking about what you were being told
 
>>Alright. So.
>>Lyra was an outcast growing up
>>BonBon was protective of her
>>And now they're living together
>>But something changed at some point
>>You also found it hard to look upon her now and see the same four-legged demon that you did before
>>She was desperate, starved for love, repressed, maybe emotionally abused
>>You were there that night. Before you switched bodies, Lyra was screaming at BonBon to leave her alone
>>Seeing her from Lyra's eyes, it was hard to see the harbinger of violence that you did as Anon
>>“...I could tolerate the whole human thing at first”
>>Now your interest is REALLY piqued
>>Your ears go up like a pair of sonar towers
>>“Yeah, it was a little silly. But it was harmless, and you're my little lyra! But then that...”
>>She beat her hoof against the table, rattling her spook in her bowl
>>“...ASSHOLE, Anonymous, had to come along and now your just obsessed!”
>>Not awkward at all. Go on
>>She went back to sobbing, her tears falling from her cheeks into her bowl
>>“What's happening to you, Lyra?! I love you so much!”
>>So, apparently, you are the reason for all of this
>>Now you kind of wish you never helped
>>Your lip curls, and your eyes shift off to the side
>>Celestia, Luna, and all the divine icons of this world; why do you care so much?
Well... I lffvffvvv
>>You fumble, your teeth gripping your lower lip as if to tell you
>>NO
>>THIS IS WRONG
>>“...Huh?”
>>BonBon looks up from her misery
>>Okay, look, this was for her. You're just going to have to role-play Lyra until you get your body back
 
I said I LFFVFF...
>>BonBon creased her eyes, not understanding
>>Your face went red, fighting against every physical attempt of your mouth to keep you from saying it
I said I love you, too.
>>Well, that did it. No going back, now
>>BonBon brightened up, instantly
>>“...Really?”
Of... course I do, darling...?
You mean the world to me.
And no human is ever going to change that.
>>Dammit
>>Dammit dammit dammit
>>You should have kept your big mouth shut
>>BonBon went from pathetic depression to hopeful optimism with the flip of a coin, lunging forward and wrapping her forelegs around you
>>You recoil and scrunch your nose, eyes shifting all about
>>“Oh, Lyra! I love you so much!”
>>A coo-coo clock on the wall chimed, signaling the start of a new hour
>>BonBon gasped
>>“Ohmygosh! I need to get to work!”
>>She leaned in and kissed you on the cheek
>>“Take care, sweetheart! I'll be back later”
>>She dashed towards the front door
>>You walked calmly behind her, your face red
>>“Oh, and remember, stay in today. With your injuries I don't want anything to happen to you.”
>>She closed the door and rocketed off to work
>>You stood in place, pondering over the events of this morning
>>Considering the following
>>Yeah, still fucking gross
>>And wrong
>>Well
>>Good going, Anon
>>Getting your old body back just became that much more critical
>>And like HELL you weren't going to leave the house