>>Gravity was a pretty cool guy
>>Cold, indiscriminate
>>Neutral
>>As you tumbled down and down,
>>You wondered to yourself what ever came of Tecumseh
>>Did he fall faster than you? Slower than you?
>>You never heard a splat
>>What will happen to you?
>>Light fades quickly
>>As you fall through the abyss, your muscles tense up
>>The rush of air is relaxing, but not knowing when death will hit you is not
>>You will smack the bottom eventually
>>Hell, at these velocities, the side will be enough to do you in
>>You just sail through a black void, guided by the laws of physics
>>You kind of hoped for some closure in all this
>>That your life would flash before your eyes, you would remember everything
>>And then you would be done
>>But it looks like you were robbed of that, too
>>So, what did you want your last memories to be?
>>With a blank canvas and an unknown amount of time, you are more free now than you had ever been before
 
>>You remember when you first came to Ponyville, how Pinkie scared you so much
>>Popping out from impossible directions
>>Violating your personal space in the most innocent of ways
>>You wonder if she understood that you were dodging rape bullets every day
>>She made you so uncomfortable
>>But she was so innocent, so full of energy
>>Being mad at her for that was like being mad at bees for stinging you
>>They're bees, that's what they do
>>You longed for just one more snack, one more meal, from Sugarcube corner
>>What you wouldn't give for one more of those pinkie cakes
>>She was always laughing
>>Even after you explained everything to them, she was still in high spirits
>>You hardly knew Pinkie
>>But she did make your life better just by existing
 
>>Rarity was a sweet girl
>>A little on the obsessive side, but you knew why
>>Luna explained it. It really wasn't their fault
>>She wasn't invasive
>>You just threw away her cards and photographs when she sent them to you
>>They were cute enough
>>Sealed with kisses
>>Normally had some cheesy romantic saying
>>An invitation to dinner
>>And then one or more lewd, suggestive pictures
>>You didn't tell spike. He and Rarity had some sort of thing going on and it wasn't your place
>>Rarity also went out of her way to help you, though
>>She took the time to learn how to stitch corners and clothing to fit human proportions
>>She had to learn the cultural norms involved with human clothing
>>It must have been like an entirely new school of thought for her
>>But she did it for you
>>And she did it for free
>>Oh, Rarity; why you so generous?
 
>>Applejack? Well, you always thought you could live without her
>>But, again, it wasn't her fault. Luna explained that much
>>She was driven crazy by this physical magnetism by you being alien, or some such
>>Whatever; she was this world's equivalent to a furry
>>The rape attempts were always rough, and ALWAYS intrusive
>>You had to buy so many locks, rekey your house so many times
>>So many doors needed to be rebuilt
>>Her schemes were always so straight forward
>>Bucking down your door and hogtying you
>>Locking you with her in the apple cellar
>>One time, she even challenged you to a match in the fight circuit
>>Her plan, there, was to beat you up so bad that you couldn't fight back, later
>>But something always happened
>>And not just when Rainbow was around
>>She refused to take you while you were unconscious, which was a place you've seen a lot of these days
>>Also, that night when she all but had you in the apple cellar, you were able to talk her down
>>Dropping the 'friend' bomb seemed to deliver an emotional crit
>>Despite all of that, she and her brother, Macintosh, gave you seasonal work to help you earn an honest living
>>Honesty. That's what she was all about
>>Honest with her feelings, honest with her ethics, and always honest with you
>>Well. As honest as rape could be, anyway
 
>>Fluttershy was always the coy one
>>She was afflicted by the same thing Applejack was
>>But she was much less direct about it, and on the whole easier to associate with
>>You're still upset about that chicken, you have to admit
>>But she was always there for you
>>From day one, she cared deeply for you
>>She acted like a mother
>>When nopony could understand you
>>When you could understand nopony
>>You could communicate audibly with Fluttershy, because of her affinity to 'animals'
>>What a sobering thought
>>You still remember that night where it stormed
>>You still don't see that the big deal was, but apparently ponies hate storms
>>You went to her house to borrow sugar
>>She violently pulled you into her house and eventually got you to stay the night
>>But even though you were paranoid
>>And rightfully so
>>She didn't try anything
>>In fact, the only rape that occurred that night was her constant talking
>>Of all of them, she is the most curious about you
>>Your past
>>Who and what you are
>>She has been nothing but kind to you
 
>>Then there was Twilight Sparkle
>>You looked at Twilight as a big sister, always
>>She always went so far out of her way for you
>>She cast that spell that allowed you to communicate with them
>>She housed you in her library until you got your own place
>>She kept you fed
>>She taught you how the world works
>>You were always able to go to her with your problems
>>And no matter how mad she was, you knew that she was doing it all out of love for you
>>In fact, in those first few days, she was so stressed that her mane was always out of sorts
>>It got to the point where you went out of your way to make everything you possibly could as easy for her as you could make it
>>Even though she thought it was barbaric, she was actually willing to try and find a solution to getting you food when she thought that meat was the only thing you ate
>>When she finally turned her back on you, that hurt bad
 
>>But not as much as Dash
>>Dash was the one who discovered you after Celestia brought you here
>>From day one you owed her your life
>>From saving you from that bear
>>Taking you to fluttershy
>>...saving you from Fluttershy
>>And then taking you to Twilight
>>Before you could talk to her, and before she could talk to you, you had only one way of communication
>>She giggled at your physical antics
>>You recognized that
>>She put a hoof out to you
>>You bumped it
>>And so began this whole chain of events
>>That brohoof started your new life
>>From then until now
>>You could have just disregarded the ponies, really
>>What could Celestia have done if you refused to play her game?
>>But that instant, when your knuckles collided with her cyan marshmallow hoof, was the single best moment of your life
>>And you wouldn't take it back for the world
>>Dash has always been there for you
>>Always had your back
>>Even going so far as to talk down Celestia on your behalf
>>Celestia! Something you could never do even for yourself
>>Dash personified the concept of loyalty
>>She was the definition of a bro
 
>>Hard to believe that a few short hours ago you were ready to go on a killing spree
>>That seemed so far away now. Like you would never actually even think of such a thing
>>Because now that you think about it, your life wasn't all that bad
>>And, hey, you helped the Cutie Mark Crusaders
>>Those obnoxious, pretentious, frustrating... fillies
>>“Anon!”
>>The voice of Dash echoes in your mind
>>Did you redeem yourself in the eyes of your friends?
>>Maybe, maybe not
>>You just wished you could have told them how much you cared for them
>>You never really did that
>>You never really let them know just how much they meant to you outside of just being casual friends
>>You'll just admit it to yourself right now
>>You loved them
>>You loved each of them
>>But didn't matter now
>>It was so dark down here
>>“Anon!”
>>You're hearing voices again
>>It would all be over soon
>>You didn't even want to think about Celestia right now
>>Suddenly, you feel a sharp thud as you are immediately stopped
>>You instantly pass out
>>Is this death?
>>If it is, you are satisfied