>>Twilight stormed into your house through the open door >>“Anon?” >>Morning has come, the light of Celestia in full force >>Twilight was on the search, along with her friends, for the missing Apple Bloom >>They split up an hour before >>Twilight received a tip from a certain Mint Green pony that they were heading towards your house >>Naturally, given the circumstances, she was worried out of her head >>What she found there horrified her >>A chrome knife encrusted with blood >>And from it, a trail of dry red splotches on the ground >>“Sweet Celestia!” >>She reared, her lip curling with disgust as she gazed at the discarded tool >>Assumptions filled her purple head >>She trotted in place, swaying her head this way and that >>“Oh, no!” >>“Oh no no no!” >>She galloped at best speed out of the house to get her friends   >>Light flooded your consciousness once more >>And once again, it was dim >>The hospital, again? >>You could only be so lucky >>You made very few sounds as you came to >>Your face. It was... ow >>I mean, really 'ow' >>You got knocked for a loop by something >>You lift a hand to your cheek and took stock of your situation >>You were inside of a stone alcove, surrounded by loose dirt >>A mine? >>The only way out was a series of iron bars guarded by a humanoid figure   >>The only way out was a series of iron bars guarded by a humanoid figure >>You shook your head and focused your thoughts >>It was a rough-shod jail cell, and your guard was an average sized diamond dog >>Other than that, you knew not where you were >>You saw that the guard had a key ring >>You got up on your knees, managing your breathing to make as little noise as possible >>You moved only when the bored guard shifted his footing >>A delicate operation, this was >>You get within range, and he is none the wiser >>Until you see his ears reflexively pivot to face you >>Quickly your right hand rockets out to grab the guard by the collar >>“Whua?!” >>You shove him forward, pressing your body against the bars >>He flings like a ragdoll >>You hurl yourself back with all your might, going so far as to yank your arm back in addition >>The The pull and torque creates adequate acceleration >>He slams against the iron bars >>His head whiplashes right into the hard surfaces >>He falls over like a sack of potatoes >>You quickly take the key chain and undo the lock to your cell and stumble out, making sure to afford a glance in all directions before moving forward >>Sweet Celestia >>You come to a junction, and it's a maze >>Some sort of underground tunnel system >>There were passages in the walls >>In the floors >>In the ceiling >>So many possible directions Sweet Celestia >>You vocally repeat your thoughts >>You pick a direction, and go >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDPC7CFv5hA   >>How much time has passed? You don't know >>You feel as if you are suffocating >>It's so dry down here >>You're so thirsty >>Your throat is pinched with pain >>Blood seeped from an open cut in your head a while ago right into your left eye, forcing you to shut it >>You're tired >>You're hungry >>You're confused >>Fatigue doesn't even begin to describe it >>On top of that, you weren't planning thisshit >>You've lost a lot of blood >>You're woozy, and at any moment you feel like you could blow chunks >>You round a corner, right into the backs of two Diamond Dog guards >>You quickly stumble back and press against the corner >>You cannot fight, now >>Your only talent, and it would be suicide to use it here >>Shit, where do you go, now? >>“Hear about the diamonds?” >>One spoke up >>“What about em'?” >>“We ain't gonna have to pull the wagons anymore. They got some ponies to do it for us” >>“About time! I was getting sick of hauling that junk” >>You hear everything >>“Yeah, they're pretty small but they'll manage” >>Should you care? >>Really, should you? >>No, you don't feel like you should >>And, yet, there's a feeling of responsibility that overtakes you >>Celestia, damnit >>What are you going to do?   >>They were frustrating, pretentious, obnoxious >>They're ponies, and you have no reason to feel any sympathy for them >>But... they're kids >>Celestia has removed memories of your childhood, effectively destroying yours >>But they still have lives to live >>Damnit, damnit, damnit >>You can't believe that you're even considering this >>The guards move off on their patrol, and you follow – being more cautious than you ever have been in your entire life   >>By Celestia – who you still recognize as your one and only God; >>These tunnels are winding, and forever >>They are eternity >>More than once you have had to stop and sit, waiting for your patrol to get moving >>And sometimes you have had to start following other patrols as a matter of circumstance >>It gets really difficult when patrols overlap >>You are going nowhere fast >>This situation doesn't get any better >>Until you happen to cross a wooden gate >>You peer into it, and it looks like it's an armory >>You look to the left, and then to the right >>And you cannot afford to miss 'up,' here >>Once the guard dogs are out of ear shot, you open the gate and then close it behind yourself >>You find yourself in a richly equipped room with spare helmets, cuirasses, and spears >>You inspect the workmanship of the armor and note that the Dogs are alarmingly intelligent >>They employ hinges and have pauldrons on their armor >>It indicates that they must come in contact with things capable of hitting them in the shoulder from the top >>This tells you a lot about them   >>Their use of bolting and riveting weakens the armor, but it's probably done for a practical reason >>Some of the spears use discarded diamonds for heads >>Hard, but brittle >>And therefor useless to you >>Immediately, you go about dressing yourself in diamond dog armor plating >>You grab a spear >>Rough yourself up with some dirt >>A lot of dirt, actually >>While you prepare yourself, you hear the gate latch >>A diamond dog workmaster walks into the room, and you look over your shoulder and freeze >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQiDzSWLIm4 >>You start to sweat >>Oh, Celestia >>You aren't ready >>Holy shit >>The work master looks at you for a moment >>The span of time is volitile >>He analysis you >>The armor is way too big for you >>You don't have a tail >>And some of your skin is still uncovered >>Shit >>“What are you doing?!” >>He calls in a shrill voice >>“Standing there like an idiot!” >>He cracks the whip, lashing it out right at your feet >>You skip back and rear up on one foot, raising your arms defensively >>You don't want to get whipped! Fuck that noise >>Even Fetishshy looks good by comparison >>Oh, Celestia, what were you saying? Uh >>You are at a loss for words >>“Get your butt to the deep quarry! The boss is about to execute the prisoner!” Oh! Yar, that sounds good. >>You get on your fists and feet, running as much like a gorilla as possible, like you've seen them sometimes do >>The taskmaster crosses his arms and shakes his head >>“Freakin' inbreeds...”   >>Oh, Celestia, what you wouldn't do for some water right now >>It's been over an hour since you woke up >>This goes beyond being thirsty >>The discomfort is overwhelming >>Your mouth feels like cotton >>Your fists are all sorts of scratched up >>The fatigue is bearing down worse and worse >>You have been swept up by a group of miners who are rushing to the quarry where they were ordered by their masters >>This place must be a network of SEVERAL quarries >>This just keeps getting better and better >>You finally get a break when you pass a hallway that is lined with prison cells >>There is one guard posted there >>And, as you enter the hall way, you find Sweetie Belle in one >>You look at the next one >>Scootaloo >>And, in the final cell, there is Apple Bloom >>They are crying. Now bawling, but they are sniffling and they are leaking tears >>Upon their backs you can make out the impressions of a harness >>These girls have already been used for manual labor >>How long were you out? >>You march up to the stationed guard Shifts' over, bud. Get to the quarry >>The guard dog, who is built like a brick but also a little smaller than you, scratches the side of his head with a nail >>“That... doesn't seem right.” Hm? >>“...I just relieved a guy ten mi” >>You clock him with a hard uppercut while he isn't looking, crouching down low and using your legs to further drive the punch up past his chin >>His helmet flies off, and he falls >>The girls all shreik >>“AAAH!” >>They're like a bad chorus >>You hold out your hands, shaking them Shh! Shh! Shut up! >>They don't   >>Can they possibly be dumb enough to think you're a diamond dog? >>You growl and then take your helmet off, whipping your shaven head free of sweat Here, see? >>They look at you in unison for a moment >>Then, at the same time, they go back to wailing >>You slouch, eyes half closed >>You are not amused It's Anon! >>“We know!” >>Apple Bloom says, which catches you by surprise “You were so mean, and the knife...” >>You cringe I'm sorry >>You repeat, feeling like you need to I'm SORRY >>They stop crying We're getting out of here >>“...But how?” >>Sweetie Belle asks >>You take the key ring and begin to unlock and open their cells one by one I don't know. But I promise you, we'll all see Celestia's light again.   >>This idea was retarded >>You waddled back and forth, trying to maneuver down the hall >>This armor was so big on you, you managed to tuck three fillies between it and your shirt >>You looked down the collar every once in a while, making sure they were alright >>“Move your arm!” >>“It smells in here!” >>You frown deeply >>“How about you move your face?”   >>You knock a fist against the chest piece, rattling their heads Hey! How about you all shut up! >>“Sorry, Anon” >>They all spoke in unison >>The weight was terrible >>You could no longer walk straight >>At this rate, it was just a battle of attrition >>Either you were going to get out, or fatigue was going to kill you >>At least the dogs were all waiting stupidly in that quarry >>Friggen idiots haven't realized that you escaped yet >>It was just then that you are whizzed into the wall by guard dogs darting passed you >>“The prisoner has escaped!” >>FFFUUUU >>The guards are in too big of a rush to notice that you are going in the opposite direction >>“Anon? Is everything alright?” Shut up >>you quickly hiss >>You stumble through the hall, hoping that moving in to the fire will yield a better result than moving away from it >>Your breathing is heavy, and it bothers the three fillies nestled against your chest >>Perspiration covers your face >>You are pale. You don't have enough blood for this >>You're starving >>You're choking >>You're thirsty >>You're weighed down >>You're stressed >>But you made a promise >>And you intend to keep it >>Your eyes drift closed >>You keep stumbling forward >>When they open again, you find yourself spilled into a large room >>A pit, carved out of multiple stepping layers of rock >>It is illuminated by torches, and the brilliant glitter of exposed gemstones >>Lining the various steps surrounding the pit are hundreds of Diamond Dogs >>Oh, Celestia, you fumbled into a colosseum >>“Hey! What're you doing here?!”   >>You turn to face a large Diamond Dog >>It's huge >>Maybe six and a half feet tall >>Broad, muscular, wide. Easily three hundred pounds or more on you >>It's the one who knocked you out >>“You're supposed to be finding me that ape who killed my brother!” >>Never have you been so intimidated since your first encounter with Celestia >>Your mouth hangs open, you glare at this colossus of muscle and matter, densely packed cartilage and bad attitude >>You take a step back Oh, uh... let me just... >>You shift away from him, put on a fake smile, and nudge a finger toward the way you came in ….get right on that, sir. >>But the Crusaders... oh, those Crusaders >>“MOVE YOUR ARM!” >>“NO! YOU MOVE YOUR WING!” >>The large diamond dog spread his arms out, palling his hands into fists >>“What did you say to me?!” >>His voice is bombastic and causes loosely packed soil to fall from the ceiling >>You think fast I, uh, I... >>Suddenly the three fillies start fighting one another inside of your armor >>You rock back and forth, trying to maintain your balance >>Sweetie Belle falls out of the armor and heaps at your feet >>Then Scootaloo >>And then Apple Bloom >>The huge Dog watches, eyes wide >>Your breastplate falls apart and off of your body, and your helmet flips off just as you start to regain your balance >>“Oops...” >>Scootaloo says >>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2O1ixMU2Plg >>You touch your fingers together and look up to the Dog, who beams an evil glare at you >>The crowd goes wild >>Neither you nor the crusaders share their enthusiasm