>>13257597
>>13257605
>>13257599
dubs confirm
>be anon
>must move
>leaving friends
>family
>etc,
>feels bad man
>new school though
>not too bad
>probably got shit classes though
>what're u gona do bout it faglord rite a leter to princes lestia
>5 or 7 decides if you suck it up or not
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>>13257682
>>13257673
>anon used nanomachines
>bretty good.jpg
>you write a letter to princess celestia anyway because fuck your couch
>>>13257702
>you tell princess celestia about how this new school shit is gonna be bitchtits
>you decide that you are deFINITELY GOING TO FUCK THIS NEW SCHOOL UP
>burn letter to lestia
>yeah fuck everyone
>new school time
>3 4 or 9 decides how bitchtits new school will be
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>>13257819
fuck it why not
 
>your name is ANON and your school is EXTREMELY BITCHTITS
>in fact it's so bitchtits that you decide not to fuck it up
>easy as fuck classes
>best god damn classmates
>every single damn one of them are ironic
>4, 0, or 1 decides what first block you have
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>>13257884
>your first class is fucking poLICE ACADEMY
>very good
>your classmates all act like military police
>you do too
>instructor doesn't even care
>fucking amazing.jpg
>2, 5 or 7 decides what kind of friend you get from this class
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>your first class has digglettanon
>he's a true bro
>would totally shirk his studies for you
>become friends within the hour
>life as anon is going great
>time for next class
>what is it going to be
>1, 4, 7 decides
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>>13259451
>>13259473
>aw shit
>your second class is a massage therapy course
>how the fuck did you even get placed in this class
>shit
>walk up in the classroom like 'holla holla get massage'
>everyone laughs
>your evil plan begins
>you scan the crowd
>there are desks with two chairs
>you have to share a desk with someone
>yfw
>6 8 3 picks who you sit by
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>>13259626
>you scan the crowd
>find the specialest looking snowflake around
>toppest kek
>turtleneck ass fluttershy looking bitch
>you sit down next to her
"ohhh shiiiiit niggaaa"
>you turn around to find sound
>it iS THE CHICK NEXT TO YOU
>DIS GON BE GUD
>you spend the entire day fucking around with friend part deux
>friendcircle growing
>class over
>you regret not being able to talk to snowflakeanon more
>oh well third class time
>what it gon b
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>>13259768
>>13259868
forgot to post gets but ah whatever
>advanced physics class
>you signed up for gym this block
>ah shit
>this class is going to be terrifying
>turns out to not be that bad
>but you didn't get to make a friend
>you ship off to lunch
>pic related
>awh shit you have lunch with digglettbro and snowflakechick
>fuckin both of them
>great times were had
>you turn around for a second
>your name is being called
>see no one
>turn back around
>there is a letter on your tray
>it is in an envelope
>it is fucking sealed with wax
>you inquire about it to your friends
>they shrug
>what the fuCK
>you ask them if they saw who gave it to you
>nah anon
>shit
>2, 6, 9 decides what you do with it
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>>13260010
0 is now gets
>you smell it
>it smells like paper
>envelope smell
>smells like envelope
>you're still smelling it
>sniff
'anON GET ON WITH IT'
>digglettbro is getting tired of your sniffing
>you open it with wanton disregard for the stationery inside
>flowery ass pony paper
>paper is addressed to you
>oh shit
>you read the beginning line
>it addresses you by name
>dear anon
>i understand you are excited about your new school
>i thank you for sending me a letter about it
>but i have something to ask of you, anon
>wait five minutes after school
>there will be a person you must meet
>it isn't signed
>ho, shit
>snowflakechick says you should probably masturbate to it anyway
>digglettbro wants to stay with you after school
>snowflakechick agrees
>what do
>it's still only your third class
>time to decide
>waht is your fourth class, anon
>0, 1, 7 decides
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>>13260517
>4th class of the day
>basket weaving because ironic
>walk in the class
>basket weaving shit
>it's really african like fuck what did you expect anon
>african lady as teacher
>actually enjoyable person
>really androgynous though
>like what even
>joke around with the teacher
>turns out she's a trans woman
>oh well?????
>bretty good class all around
>time for the happening
>you had better believe in happenings anon
>cuz you're in one
>you grab your shit
>you stand around after school
>behind the school like solicitation is not agitation
>parking lot
>digglettbro shows up
>like he catches the bus what even
>he decided to stay after on the first fucking day just for you
>true bro
>you ask him where snowflakechick is
>she needs to be somewhere apparently
>there's a letter on the ground next to you
>oh shit
>what do
>5, 9, or 0 decides
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>>13260749
>you pick up the letter
>digglettbro says 'ready your anus or some shit
>you're not paying attention to that bitch
>he's still talking about you being raped or something
>the letter reads:
>dear anon
>if you're reading this
>then you've decided to play a role in something much larger than yourself
>i thank you very much, anon
>your role will be instrumental to what is to come
>you must meet someone
>you will know who
>and you will know when
>i will make sure to keep in contact
>from now on, however, make sure to read these in absolute privacy
>not even with your friends
>i am very regretful i could not relate this to you through a better medium
>however, for now this will have to do
>i shall make sure all further letters arrive to your new house alone
>with regards,
>celestia
>holy shIT
>you just got a letter
>you know who it's from
>that is it
>digglettbro asks you what it says
>do you tell him?
>7, 4, 5 decides
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>>13260928
>>13260933
>>13260947
>the last one gets the get
>no
'i'd tell you diggletbro but then i'd have to kill you'
>you have some raped to get
>you carpool with him home anyway
>you are home
>what do now
>2, 6, 8 decides
 
captcha: consider OPOnce
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>>13261132
you have the sudden debilitating urge to watch the news for hours upon hours
>you do so
>news
>news
>all of the stories are sexual assualt
>fucking boring
>no one died
>god damn it
>you fall asleep watching the fucking news
>you're late for anime school
>what the fuck do you dO
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>>13261273
>you take your lovely time to get to school
>breakfast is the most important meal of the day you know
>the most important meal of the day
>you walk into police academy class
>you're like ten minutes late
>your instructor gives a half baked lecture on why punctuality is important
>you still have your toast
>you begin to eat toast while lecture
>he doesn't even care
>1 and 7 determine what you adn diggletbro do in first period
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>>13261427
>digglettbro bursts out into song whilst putting on his uniform
>you begin singing louder
>the volume grows on his end as well
>you two are yelling the school's the school's fight song or whatever
>you two are yelling
>loud
>the instructor has to yel at you to shut the fuck up
>worth it.jpg
>you two part ways for second
>massage time bitches
>what happens now
>gets are 6 and 9
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>you suddenly realise whilst sitting next to snowflakechick
>that holy shit, you're a part of some alien horse plan
>you turn to snowflakechick
>you go 'hoooly shit bro'
>she's like 'what's up my neger'
>wait shIT SHE"S NOT SUPPOSED TO KNOW
>WHAT DO /mlp/
>gets = 0 and 2
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>>13261850
>you tell her that it's nothing
>just rape, duh
>she believes you
>she asks if you've seen the news lately
>you ask why
>she says because serial rapists
>fkn everywhere on the damn news
>you realise that's all you fucking did yesterday
>what do you tell her
>9 and 2 are gets
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>>13261959
what do you think this thread is mr tripfag sir
>you laugh about the thing together
>you go 'i love ya you sonova bitch'
>snowflakechick goes love is for pussies
>massage class is great
.5 and 7 tells us what happens in advanced physics today
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>you're in adv. physics
>when suddenly
>a knock on the door
>professor lets person in
>person walks in
>holy shit pinkhair
>this just strikes you as odd
>pinkhair?
>straight ass pink hair
>what even
>she hands your teacher a manila folder
>she says it's from home ed class
>the fucking cooking class?
>she leaves
>what
>do you go back to your studies or what
>1 6 and 9 decide
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>>13262563
>you ask the teacher to go to the bathroom
>you realise that this class only gives out 2 bathroom passes a semster
>oh shit
>this had better be worth it
>you use up a bathroom pass
>to follow the pinkhair
>do
>you run out of class
>she's still walking down the hall
>do you call out to her?
>4, 6, and 2 decide
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>>13262812
give her the down-low?
 
okay anon!
 
>you begin to to open your mouth to yell anon shit
>when suDDENLY
>you trip on a fucking note
>holy fucking shit
>a note
>not right now
>damn it all
>she doesn't turn around
>you were too late
>she shuffles into her home ec class
>doesn't even notice you
>shit son of a bitch tits
>you look at the note
>1 7 and 4 decide your revenge on the note
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>>13263051
yoU GET REALLY UNLUCKY ANON
>you tear the note open angrily
>it doesn't even have any words on it
>you pull out your lighter and burn it on the spot
>were you even allowed to do that
>shit
>you had best clear out before administration sees the ashes
>shit shit shit
>rest of third period is tensse
>tenssse
>what happens in your 4th class
>you are super worried about ponk like fuck
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>you walk into basket weaving class like shit
>when suddenly
>pinkhair
>you look around
>why is she in here
>did she have a shedule change?
>teacher questions her about it while roll call
>when she doesn't answer teacher recalls that she'd been notified of a schedule mixup
>oh.jpg
>you turn to her
>'yo'
>she doesn't answer
>you call out a little louder
'yo'
>still no answer
>she looks fkn depressed
>holy shit you wish you could cheer her up
>what do you do /mlp/ ?
>3 and 0 decides
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>>13263633
double get oh dear god why
>you turn to your desk in frustration
>suddenly a cupcake is on your desk
.under it is aa fucking note again
>your heart fills with rage at the stupid flowery stationery
>it's not even a proper note anymore it's a calling card now
>shit
>you pick the note up
>is
>is that an invitation to a party at fucking your place
>why
>why celestia
>notes
>no
>you turn to ponk
>you hand her the cupcake and the note
>bell rings
>she doesn't even look at you as she books it out of there
>do you pursue
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