>day today is tomorrow that were winter and yesterday day gaben
>you wake up, feeling generous
>Piss, shower, ball shaving and teeth brushing
>looking in the mirror, dear god your sexy
>go downstairs and you begin to think
“I haven’t had sex since I got to this [spoiler] godforsaken[/spoiler]  place and I have one mares that  constantly tries to rape me.”
>takes a bowl of “Rapy-O’s” and milk while still thinking to yourself
“So what if I let her have her fun once? It will hopefully keep her of me for a while afterwards, and I can tell her I did it just to shut her up. So she don’t think I like it. I’m so fucking brilliant, I’m a fucking genius.”
>you finish your breakfast and go upstairs to fix your bed and take some deodorant so you smell like the god you are.
>looking at the time she usually comes to you to guess your fetish around 11 o’clock
>It’s 10:49
>you’re sitting in the living room thinking about what to say while you wait for her to come
>10:59
>you stand up and slowly walking towards the door, still looking at your watch
4..3…2…1…
ding dong
“Yeah, she really is precise”
>you open the door, facing a fluttershy in what seems to be a lobster suit.
>”Hey sexy, is lobsters your fe-“
>you cut her off, saying
“No Flutters, lobsters are not my fetish”
>Fluttershy looks sadly down on the ground
“You work so hard to guess my fetish, and every time I reject you.”
>She looks up, a little bit confused over that you actually are talking to her and not forcing her to go away.
“And to be honest, I feel sad for you. So I thought, maybe just this one time, I let you have your fun, just because I care for you?”
>A flash of happiness goes through her face and entire body.
>Without saying anymore she grabs you and drag you up to your bed
>Throwing you into the bed she looks at you and says
>”Promise this is not a trick.”
“I promise.”
>You are now fully erect and your body is ready
>She slowly begins to remove your pants, giggling slightly
>You’re now fully nude and Fluttershy is on top of you.
>”Are you ready for this?”
“Yes”
>She goes down on you, but the moment she touches your rod, a spark goes through your body
>You are shaking heavily while you cum like a sprinkler and fart the most furious and wet fart of your life, of the touch of your dick
>Your anus was not prepared.
>fluttershy, now covered in semen, backs of while watching you roll around in pain from the fart
>”Twilight said human lasted for hours” Fluttershy with disappointment in her face.
>She left the room while you are still lying butthurt in your bed, thinking to yourself:
Fucking [spoiler] lobster [/spoiler] Fluttershy